Girls - Second Season English Subtitles

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I'm getting my mattress today.

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- No, don't get a mattress.
- I have to get a mattress.

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You stay in my bed and then we'll use
your room as a home gym.

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- That's a good idea.
- Mm-hmm.

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- You're the best roommate.
- You're the best roommate.

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I'm sorry I have a boner.

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- It's not for you.
- Mmm.

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I thank the higher powers

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for all of the gifts

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You did what?

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Why are you freaking out?

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Because you had sex with a woman.

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Okay, yes. Yes, I did, George.

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But so what?
It's not like I'm keeping it a secret.

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So what? Okay, okay.

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Well, let's just leave aside the whole
infidelity portion for a moment

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and just discuss the fact
that you had sex with a woman.

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Elijah, you are a gay man.

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Oh, my God.
I have to do this again?

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What I want is I want
14 more of the same pair,

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but I want them in sunglasses.

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Thank you.

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- Hi. Are you Hannah?
- Hi. Yeah. Are you Jamie?

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- Jame.
- Oh, okay.

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- Yeah.
- I'll just grab...

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Oh, okay, we're just gonna do this here.

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- Hey.

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I am livid that it has come to this.

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Well, Elijah, join the club, okay?

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Here's your round brush,
here's your Astroglide.

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Don't even know how that ended up
in my room.

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Please don't sit on that chair
if you're not wearing underwear.

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You know what, actually, I'm gonna sit
on this chair all day as much as I like.

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Vagina back and forth forever,

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just my whole crotchal area
spreading out.

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- It's my chair now.

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Okay, I'm pretty sure I invented it,
and I'm kind of freaking out.

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"Sexit."

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- Sexit?
- Sexit.

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Like, to leave in the middle of sex?
Is that what it means?

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You would think that's
what it meant, but, no.

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What I'm thinking
is you leave a party

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or another public event
in order to go have sex.

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You're making a sexy exit.

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I... honestly, I promised myself
I wasn't gonna fan out too hard,

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but I am just such a crazy,
nutty fan of yours.

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I grew up on "Pumped Mag."

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To me, it was the first sense I had

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that there was something beyond
the little town that I came from.

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I would have my cousin
send me copies from Philly

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'cause I couldn't even get it
in Michigan.

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Oh, my God.
That makes me feel so old.

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Are you sure your dad
knew we were coming?

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Yeah. He's always late.

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It's like my worst
nightmare as a kid...

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Being the last one to be picked up from,
like, school or some social event.

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And then all these adults
know about your sad home life

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and your irresponsible parents.

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I think it's only bad
when the weird sub molests you.

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- You were molested by a weird sub?
- Yeah. No. I don't know.

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Three...

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four...

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five...

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six...

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seven...

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eight.

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One, two, three,

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four, five, six,

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seven, eight.

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One, two, three,

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But you have to be honest and tell me.
Did you actually like the movie?

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No, yeah, I did.

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Sandra Bullock, or whatever,
is very charming.

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I only wish the best for her.

5
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Well, I thought it was romantic.

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Oh, except I hated...
I hated that one bathroom joke.

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- Oh, yeah.
- "Oh, yeah"?

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No, you laughed. I heard you.

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- Me?
- Yes, you.

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One, two, three,

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four, five, six,

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seven, eight.

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Oh, Chloe.

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Only the rain has such small hands.

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Hello?

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Yeah, hi, Hannah.
What gives with the pages?

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Oh, hi, David.

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You know what? I was actually
just gonna call you this afternoon

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