Girls - Fifth Season English Subtitles

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It's gonna rain.

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Oh, it's totally not gonna rain.

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It's, like, never been about to rain
less in the history of the universe.

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Now, that looks great and it's ready
for some bridesmaid-y action.

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By the way, living in Japan
has made me so effing good

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at folding, steaming,
pressing, et cetera.

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My friend Satako
says that I'm, like, a complete natural

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and could totally
compete with the best of them.

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Home invasion.

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Fran?

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Fran. Fran.

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Someone's in the house.

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You're good, baby.
You're good.

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Go, check. Fran, get up.

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Someone's in the house.

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Fran's coming to the living room!

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So, watch out!

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- Jacob?

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I don't know
who you're talking about.

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That one right there. Travvy.

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Hey, I know him.
Do you like him?

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Yeah, a lot.
He's amazing.

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Yeah, he's not for me.

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- He's seven.
- He's like a seven-year-old asshole.

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He's super pompous.

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That's super fair.

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- Hey, Fran.
- Hmm?

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So, you had the kids
write a poem

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and then an essay explaining
the literary antecedents of the poem.

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- Yeah-huh.
- That's cool.

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I'm really happy
with how the kids

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interpreted the assignment.

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What are you doing?

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I just saw a couple things
you didn't catch on the essay here.

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- Fran, stop.
- What?

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"Come escape from
your rigorous daily life

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for a rejuvenating and relaxing getaway
at Dhanimahila,

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a weekend to connect
with your innate goddess qualities

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and celebrate being
a multiecstatic woman.

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Reignite that part of yourself
that is wild, wise, and divine

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at Spring Queening."

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Mom, no.

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I don't care what they're calling it,
because I need it.

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- What are you staring at me about?
- What do you mean?

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- You're staring at me.
- I'm staring at you?

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You're playing
aggressive guitar at me.

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There's nothing aggressive about that.
It's a ballad.

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I think it's weird you haven't said
anything since noon.

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Well, we're in a fight, so I don't want
to talk to you.

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That's kind of the definition of
fighting.

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That's kind of
the definition of cold.

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Your relationship to the students is not
the problem here, Hannah.

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Good, 'cause I'm basically
the teacher of my dreams,

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like if Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle had a baby
with that guy from "Reading Rainbow."

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Yeah, it's the other teachers
who are complaining about you now.

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What? What teachers?
What complaints?

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They've heard that you regularly
disparage them to your shared students.

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That is ridiculous. I don't know them
well enough to disparage them.

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They're so cliquey,
they don't invite me anywhere.

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Excuse... excuse...
Are you... are you serious?

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You couldn't wait
like one second

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for me to exit
this moving walkway?

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This country
is bullshit, okay.

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Nobody has any manners, and you wanna
know why? Do you wanna know why?

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'Cause you're all
so self-involved and self-serving

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and your behavior
here today, sir,

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was a perfect embodiment
of that truth, okay?

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Don't you get it, Hannah?
I am not a person who yells, okay?

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I am not a person
who freaks out.

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I'm a chill
fucking person,

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and you made me
go fucking insane.

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I'm really sorry.

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You're fuckin' sorry?

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I've never acted like this before in
a relationship, all right?

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Not once. I'm a good
fuckin' boyfriend.

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- Hannah.
- Hannah, I saw you see us.

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- I just started my run, okay?
- That's not true.

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You were returning
here to your home.

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What I do is I run up and down
the block multiple times

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till I feel like
I'm gonna barf.

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I measured it out.
It's basically a mile.

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What are you doing here?

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Hannah, you haven't returned
any of our phone calls.

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