Gilmore Girls - Sixth Season English Subtitles

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- What?
- Luke.

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- Will you...
- Yes.

3
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- Well, you don't have to answer so...
- Yes.

4
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- We can take a minute to...
- No.

5
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So what now? ,

6
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I don't know.
This is new for me.

7
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- Well, we should do something official.
- Official?

8
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Yeah. Something to
commemorate the moment.

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LORELAI: It's big. SOOKIE:
That's what she said.

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- Good one.
- Hey, I'm still 12.

3
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I meant the
house. It's very big.

4
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And very sweet of Luke
to have that dream of his.

5
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- You two living in this house?
- What do you think there are, 12 rooms?

6
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At least. You could really
go to town in this place.

7
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You could have a dedicated sewing
room. I mean, that's a no-brainer.

8
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Are you kidding? I could put a
whole loom in one of those rooms.

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Hi. Let's get us
a little breakfast.

2
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Come on. Come, Paul Anka.

3
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Breakfast!

4
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Get it while it's room
temperature and nutrient-free.

5
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Milk, cream and sugar's on the table.
Flo's got coffee. Who needs a jolt?

6
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- I do.
- Okay.

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Inspect the bagels closely

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because the expiration
date was in Braille apparently

9
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and either they're new

1
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Now, come on, come on.
You have got to be kidding me!

2
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Luke, come down here!

3
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This baseboard's not level.
I can tell just by looking at it.

4
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Tom told you, it's
a work in progress.

5
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It's a disaster in progress. This
baseboard belongs in a fun house.

6
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Luke, going up there is like
busting into an operating room

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in the middle of a heart
transplant, you know,

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and getting mad at the surgeon
because the guy's heart is on the outside.

9

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- Oh, winded. Too many steps.
- I said I'd carry them.

2
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- Need water. "Gunga Din!"
- They're not that heavy.

3
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Yeah, you should take those
steps out. They get in the way.

4
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First thing tomorrow. Man,
you bought a lot of stuff.

5
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It's all stuff I need or want or
think I might someday need or want.

6
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- Okay, now let's find your new wallet.
- We can get it later.

7
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No, it's buried in here somewhere.
Have I looked in this bag already?

8
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You didn't have to buy me a
new wallet. My old wallet was fine.

1
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- Hi.
- Hey. Haven't started yet.

2
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Oh, good. Sorry I'm late.

3
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I found Paul Anka hiding
underneath the kitchen sink,

4
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chewing on one of my
favorite pairs of shoes.

5
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Boy, that guy's career
has really hit the skids.

6
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Okay, that is officially my last

7
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"Paul Anka the person is
living in your house" joke.

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Hello, everybody.
Thank you all for coming.

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1
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- What about Rory?
- I don't like what I see in that girl.

2
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My eyes?

3
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She's lost focus.
She's drifting, aimless.

4
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- You know she's joined the DAR?
- Saw the picture in the paper.

5
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She's running around planning
tea parties like she's the Mad Hatter.

6
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All she talks about is seating
charts and canapés and fund-raisers,

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- and that boy...
- You mean Logan.

8
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She's heading in the wrong
direction, and I don't like it.

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- Your impatience is very distracting.
- I said nothing.

2
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- I'm getting a vibe.
- I can't control my vibe.

3
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- Then maybe I should do this alone.
- No.

4
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Well, I need to
collect my thoughts.

5
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No. The last time I left you
alone with your thoughts,

6
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I came back and you
were in the reds again.

7
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- So?
- We've ruled out red.

8
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- Why did we rule out red?
- Because you don't like red.

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Luke? Hello?

2
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Luke! My door is chained.

3
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Which is especially funny since
I don't have a chain on my door.

4
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- Luke!
- Lorelai?

5
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No. Land Shark. Candygram.

6
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Here's Johnny.

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Luke, open the door.

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- Stay there.
- Okay.

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God.

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1
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- Hey!
- RORY: What?

2
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Make an occasional noise so
I know you didn't pull an Elvis.

3
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I'm just putting on the
finishing touches on the face.

4
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You're an infant. Hit yourself with a
giant powder puff and get out here.

5
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I love this bathroom.

6
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Too much. I need the sink.

7
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You need my sink?
What about the other sink?

8
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Oh. I forgot I had two sinks.

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Well, you do.

1
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What in the hell do
you think you're doing?

2
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I was just getting some coffee.

3
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- You came behind my counter.
- I saw Lorelai do it the other day.

4
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Lorelai is my fiancée.

5
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So, only people
you're sleeping with

6
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- are allowed to go behind the counter?
- Yes.

7
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Well, I don't really
know you that well, Luke.

8
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I mean, I know what
you do for a living,

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(BELLS TOLLING LOUDLY)

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- Oh, my God!
- What is that?

3
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- What is... Is it in the house?
- It's church bells.

4
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Where... How'd the church
bells get in the house?

5
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- They're outside.
- In the yard?

6
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No, at the church.
What time is it?

7
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It's 3:12.

8
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Why are the church
bells ringing at 3:12?

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(SOFT FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

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(DOOR OPENS)

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(FLOORBOARD CREAKS)

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- Hey.
- Hey. Did I wake you?

5
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'Cause I brushed my
teeth in the shower

6
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so you wouldn't
hear the sink run.

7
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No, you didn't wake me up.

8
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But then, it occurred to me,
while I was in the shower,

9
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that you could probably
hear the shower run,

1
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- Roses are amazing, Mom.
- Thank you, Lorelai.

2
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- I like them, too, Grandma.
- Thank you, Rory.

3
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You are an expert flower arranger,
Emily. Perhaps you missed your calling.

4
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- Thank you, Richard.
- Well done, everyone. Well done.

5
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Oh, stop it, Lorelai.

6
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What? I'm just commenting on
how nice and civil that moment was.

7
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Never mind. Go on.
Go on. This is so cute.

8
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- The roses are nice, Grandma.
- Already covered that. Move on.

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Morning, everyone.

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ALL: Morning.

3
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What's wrong?

4
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Uh-oh. Food funk?

5
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Major.

6
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Are we talking the "Swiss chard à la
polonaise"level funk from last May?

7
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The pannenkoeken
experiment of aught-five?

8
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- 2001 pigeons à la niçoise.
- Pigeons à la niçoise? Oh, boy.

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Sookie?

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1
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- Lane, we're getting backed up here.
- Done in a sec.

2
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- Hey.
- Hey.

3
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No bacon today. I
had to fire my meat guy.

4
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How could you fire Pepperpot?

5
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He's so cute and his mother has
that skin condition they can't diagnose.

6
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He never brings what I order.

7
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I have 16 pounds of
corned beef and no turkey.

8
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But he's so sweet

9
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and his father has that foot-grafting

1
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I say we repaint.

2
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Did you ever paint?

3
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No. Doyle doesn't believe in
improving someone else's property.

4
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- Men.
- Yeah. Men.

5
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Well, we will repaint.

6
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A new color scheme
for a new era.

7
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I'll eat to that.

8
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This is gonna be great.

9
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You and me in a freshly
painted apartment.

1
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- Hey, you.
- Okay, so, weird dream.

2
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Weird, weird dream.

3
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Weirder than the one where
you step into a boxing ring

4
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and your hands are
suddenly giant cream puffs?

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- LORELAI: Weirder. Scarier.
- Let's hear it.

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Well, I was home and I was
finishing up my usual morning routine.

7
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You know, coffee, shower,
and then, picture this, very weird,

8
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I take Paul Anka for a walk.

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1
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Very good. Not too spicy.

2
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I pack it very tightly.
It strangles the spice.

3
00:01:05,288 --> 00:01:07,527
Well, it's perfect. And we're
doing very good on time.

4
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At 4:00, we move
on to dumplings!

5
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I'm going to open
another window.

6
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Boy, there's a lot of
activity down here.

7
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It's going very well. Your Aunt
June is a wizard with the kimchi.

8
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- Well, is there anything I can do to help?
- No. Go back upstairs.

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1
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Is there something long and
sharp sticking out of my head?

2
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- Nope.
- Well, I want there to be.

3
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There's an effect.
I need a cause.

4
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The cause was 10 giant
shots of tequila, sweetie.

5
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It makes me woozy
just hearing that.

6
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Well, that's the price you pay for
being the hit of Lane's wedding.

7
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Hit? I was a raving
lunatic. And that toast?

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(SLAMMING)

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1
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How can you possibly say she
looked better with the dark hair?

2
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She did. The blonde just seemed
like she was just trying to be her sister.

3
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The dark hair makes it look like

4
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she's trying too hard
not to look like her sister.

5
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Plus, she does not have
the nose for dark hair.

6
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What does that mean?

7
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Dark hair is like a giant light-up
arrow pointing to what is wrong with you.

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Blonde hair, it all sort of
blends in, in a haze of beige.

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JACKSON: Is she still asleep?
SOOKIE: Yeah, so let's be super quiet.

2
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- Super quiet, Davey.
- Super quiet, Son.

3
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Like we're playing a game
called "Let's Be Super Quiet,"

4
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and you win a prize
if you're super quiet.

5
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A prize!

6
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Let's get him out the door.
Let's get him out the door.

7
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Lunches! Come on, Davey!

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(SOOKIE EXCLAIMING)

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Come on. Let's get your lunch.