Gilmore Girls - Sixth Season English Subtitles

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Is there something long and sharp
sticking out of my head?

2
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No.

3
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I want there to be. There's an effect.
I need a cause.

4
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The cause was 10 giant shots
of tequila, sweetie.

5
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It makes me woozy just hearing that.

6
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Well, that's the price you pay for
being the hit of Lane's wedding.

7
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Hit? I was a raving lunatic.

8
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And that toast-- Oh, my god!
Loudest sound ever.

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Sorry.