Full House second season English Subtitles

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[theme music]

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Trust me, Michelle.
You are ready.

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Okay. Come on down, you guys!

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Everybody, come out in
the living room. Hurry up!

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We gotta do this right now.

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Hurry up. Come on.
We gotta do this right now.

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(Danny)
'Okay, what?'

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Michelle is ready
for another try.

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[all sighing]

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[theme music]

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‐ Michelle, you wanna go sleepy?
‐ No.

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What do you wanna do?
Stay up all night?

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No.

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‐ Is Mr. Horsey tired?
‐ No.

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Are you gonna
say anything but "no"?

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No.

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Hmm, what's your favorite
James Bond movie?

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Would it happen to be "Doctor..

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[theme music]

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Hurry up, everybody.

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Let's go to the Halloween party.

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Hop to it, you're late.

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You're late,
for a very important date.

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Make way for the Cleopatra,
queen of the Nile.

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Why'd you pick that?

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'Cause dad wouldn't
let me be Elvira.

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♪ Hello ♪

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[instrumental music]

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[laughing]

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Hi, Michelle.

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Nap.

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You woke me up to tell
me I'm taking a nap?

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Yeah.

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Well, thank you.

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Well, If I fall
asleep again make sure

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you wake me up
and let me know, okay?

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[theme music]

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Isn't Patrick Swayze cute?

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Funny.

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Not funny.

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Yeah.

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[theme music]

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♪ Aah aah aah aah ♪

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♪ Aah ♪

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♪ Whatever happened
to predictability ♪

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♪ The milk man

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[instrumental music]

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"And Cinderella and
the handsome prince

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lived happily ever after."

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Wasn't that a nice story?

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Again.

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Again?

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Okay.

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"Once upon a time, Cinderella
lost a shoe, found a shoe

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and lived happily ever after."

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[theme music]

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One.

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Two.

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One.

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‐ One, two.
‐ One, two.

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‐ One.
‐ One.

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‐ 'Two.'
‐ Two.

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Okay.

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Here, ah!
Let's see your muscles.

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[theme music]

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[tricycle bell ringing]

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Stop.

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Where you headed, tuts?

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Kitchen.

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Kitchen? Hop on.

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[bell ringing]

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That'll be 50 cents, please.

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[theme music]

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♪ Aah aah aah aah ♪

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[theme music]

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(Jesse)
'Alright, here we go.
Let's go, Danny.'

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‐ Okay.
‐ 'Here we go.'

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This is for
our Christmas card.

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Everybody look merry,
peaceful, and joyous.

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‐ Okay.
‐ Here we go.

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This is it.

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Everyone say
"Christmas cheese."

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[theme music]

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‐ Two more, Michelle.
‐ Whoa.

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‐ Put it in and blow it.
‐ Here goes the double.

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‐ That's huge, Joe.
‐ Watch how I do it.

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‐ Now, take it up, and blow it.
‐ Watch how big mine is.

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O‐oh, good!,

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(Jesse)
'Lookout! Whoa!'

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‐ Watch this Joey.
‐ Look at all these bubbles!

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[instrumental music]

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♪ Goodnight my love ♪

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♪ Doo ah ♪
♪ Doo ah ♪

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♪ Pleasant dreams
and sleep tight my love ♪

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♪ Doo ah ♪
♪ Doo ah ♪

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♪ May tomorrow be
sunny and bright ♪

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♪ And bring you closer to me ♪

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♪ Do do do ♪
♪ Do do do ♪

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♪ Doo ah ♪

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[instrumental music]

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Okay, Michelle. I'm putting
my act together for tonight.

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What's your
favorite impression?

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Jay Leno? So have you
seen this in the paper?

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Now, this is ridiculous.

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This never seems
to happen to you or I.

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It always seems to happen
happens to those two wacky

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brothers living
in Idaho somewhere.

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[instrumental music]

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Alright, way to go,
Michelle. What an athlete?

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D.J., what's the big deal?
We're holding her hands.

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I'm building her confidence.

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This is a waste of time.

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She's two‐years‐old.
I didn't skate till I was four.

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‐ Well?
‐ She's lying about her age.

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[instrumental music]

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[Jesse Frederick singing
"Everywhere You Look"]

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[instrumental music]

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What are you doing
with your hands?

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Now someday, you're gonna be
invited to the White House

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to eat fruit cocktail
with The President.

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And if you eat with your
fingers, there's a good chance

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you're gonna gross out
the commander‐in‐chief.

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Now, you eat
with a spoon, alright?

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No, thank you.

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[theme music]

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Now, you're never too young to
learn who's cute and who's not.

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Now, Michelle,
this is George Michael.

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Cute.

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He was cute when he was with
Wham! He's graduated to rad.

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Rad.

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Now, this is Michael J. Fox.

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The bad news is he's married.

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The good new is,
he's our size.

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[theme music]

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Look, Michelle, look who
Kimmy brought to see you.

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Do you wanna
pet the baby Sharpei?

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Uh‐huh.

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(Kimmy)
'Come and see our new puppies.'

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Say hi fast before my mom
sells them for a bundle.

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Hi, doggy.

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Let's teach them some tricks.

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Okay, uh, roll over.

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[theme music]

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That's mine.
You already had two.

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One of mine was broken.
It didn't count.

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Listen, Stephanie Judith.

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I'm listening,
Donna Jo Margaret.

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Stop it.

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Be nice.

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Okay. You can
have the cookie.

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No, it's your cookie.

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[instrumental music]

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♪ Hey baby ♪

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♪ Baby baby baby baby ♪

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♪ Baby baby baby baby ♪

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♪ Baby baby baby.. ♪

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[chuckles]

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You sing.

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Oh, Michelle, that sounds great.
I mean, it's your song.

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You made it up.
You keep singing it.

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Let me see your tummy.
Let me see it.

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Oh, my gosh, you're getting
fatter than your Uncle Jesse.

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Quick.
Put the sweater on.

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No, I do it.

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You sure you
don't want any help?

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No, I do it.

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Oh, feeling a little
independent, are you?

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Okay, that's fine with me.

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I'll just sit down

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[theme music]

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‐ Can I help you?
‐ Stephy play horsey?

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Stephy's very busy.

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Stephy doesn't
wanna play horsey.

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Yes, she does.

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No, she doesn't.

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Yes, she does.

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No, she doesn't.

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Yes, she does.

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Okay, Michelle,
your lunch is ready.

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Michelle?

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[imitates dog barking]

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What have we here?

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I am a doggy.

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Well, you're
a very pretty doggy.

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‐ Daddy, be doggy.
‐ Okay.

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[imitates dog barking]

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Nice doggy.

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Last week..

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This weekend,
I'm going to tell Becky

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the three little words that
every woman wants to hear.

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I did something
this morning with Todd

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that every woman in
America fantasizes about.

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[crowd exclaiming]

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And then..

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It's a date. I'll have
my driver pick you at 7.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!