Friends - Third Season English Subtitles

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- That girl totally winked at me!
- She did not wink at you.

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The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy

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I have to say "Tupelo Honey"
by Van Morrison.

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No way! The most romantic song
ever was "The Way We Were. "

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I think the one that Elton John wrote
for that guy on Who's the Boss?

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What song was that, Pheebs?

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Hold me close
Young Tony Danza

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All right, they got water,
orange juice...

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...and what looks like cider.

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Taste it.

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Yeah, it's fat.
I drank fat!

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I know, I did that two minutes ago.

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Hey, Mr. Tux.

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- Why aren't you dressed?
- We have a half-hour.

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That was four minutes ago.
We have to be out the door at 7:40.

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Relax, we'll be ready. It takes us
two minutes to get dressed.

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See, Joe, that's why your parents
told you not to jump on the bed!

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The One With the Jam

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Hey, look at me!
I'm making jam!

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- I've been at it since 4 a. m.
- Where'd you get fruit at 4 a. m. ?

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Went down to the docks. Betcha
didn't know you can get it wholesale.

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I didn't know there were docks.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Welcome, everybody!
Welcome to Amazing Discoveries!

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It's on again!

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Guys, could we please
not watch this?

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This ever happen to you?
You go to get a glass of milk...

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... but these cartons are so
flinging, flanging hard to open!

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Boy, you said it, Mike.

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- There's gotta be a better way.
- There is, Kevin!

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- Can we please turn this off?
- No way, Kevin!

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So, what happened?
Did a forest tick you off?

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No. You know how we're always
saying we need a place for the mail.

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Yeah?

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I started building one. But then
I decided to take it to the next step.

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You're building a post office?

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No, an entertainment unit
with a built-in mail cubby.

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- It's a one-day job, max.
- Okay.

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My word, those are snug!

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Yeah. These are

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Janice has a question.
Who of the six of you...

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... has slept with
who of the six of you?

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Wow, it's like a dirty math problem.

4
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I'm sorry, the answer there
would be none of us.

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Come on. Over the years, none of you
ever got, you know, drunk and stupid?

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Well, that's really
a different question.

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I find it hard to believe
that a group of people who spends...

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... as much time together as you
guys do has never bumped uglies.

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So I told Carl, nobody, no matter
how famous their parents are...

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... is allowed to climb
on the dinosaur.

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But, of course,
it went right in one ear...

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I love how he cares
so much about stuff.

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If I squint, I can pretend
he's Alan Alda.

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Oh, good. Another dinosaur story.

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When are those gonna become extinct?

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If I was a superhero who could fly
and be invisible...

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Here you go, Pheebs.

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Who else wants one of my
special home-baked brownies?

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- I will have one.
- I do.

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- That's okay.
- I'm not having one.

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No, no. It's just my tooth.

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- All right.
- I'll have one.

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So you need a dentist?
I've got a good one.

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Thanks. I have a good one too.
I just can't see him.

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Oh, come on!

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Hey, it's your Thanksgiving too.

3
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You know, instead of watching
football, you could help.

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We know.

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Hey, Rachel, you wanna put the
marshmallows in concentric circles.

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No, Mon, you want to put
them in concentric circles.

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I want to do this.

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Every year.

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The One With the Football

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- I don't know.
- What?

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Well, as old as he is
in dog years...

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... do you think Snoopy should
still be allowed to fly this thing?

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- Rachel?
- Yeah?

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You remember when you first came here,
how you spent two weeks getting trained?

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Sure. Do you need me
to train somebody new?

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Good one.

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Actually, Terry wants you to take
the training again. Whenever.

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Okay, pick a card. Any card.

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All right, now memorize it.

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Show it to everybody.

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Got it?

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All right. Give it back to me.

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Five of hearts.

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Real magic does exist.

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- Joey, how do you do it?
- I can't tell you that.

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Somebody's at the door on the ceiling.

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That's our unbelievably loud

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- Does everybody hate these shoes?
- Yeah.

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But don't worry. Nobody's gonna focus
on that if you wear that towel-dress.

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Tell him.

4
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It's her first day at this new job.
You're not supposed to start with her.

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All right, I suppose I can wait a day.

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- What are you doing Friday?
- Why?

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I need you at a bachelor party
for my weird cousin, Albert.

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You know, he's the botanist?

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Oh, God!

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Hi.

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Six dollars, please.

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Six? I just had it for one night.
It's three.

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Eight o'clock's the cutoff,
and it's 8:02.

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You know, in a weird way,
you have too much power.

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You have to help me out here
because I only have three.

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I can help with that.

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Oh, my God. Richard?

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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'Cause every time I see your face

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I can't help but fall from grace

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This girl's good.

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Yeah, a song with rhyming words!
I never thought of that before.

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I like her.

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Why? Because she can both sing
and play guitar at the same time?

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That's all I'm looking for
from these people.

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Look at you, all jealous.

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Come on, Pheebs. You two have
completely different styles.

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Hey, how much you give me
to eat this whole jar of olives?

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I won't give you anything,
but you'll owe me $2. 95.

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Done.

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I need an atlas!
I need an atlas!

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Why? Do you have a report due?

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I have a date with this diplomat
I met while giving free massages...

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... outside the U. N. And...
I don't know where his country is.

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Okay, let's start with
the free massages at the U. N.

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- Previously on Friends:
- I don't feel like I have a girlfriend.

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You want me to quit my job so you
can feel like you have a girlfriend?

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- Is this about Mark?
- Oh, my God.

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- Okay, it's not.
- Oh, my God.

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I cannot keep having
the same fight with you!

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Look, maybe we should
just take a break.

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Fine. You're right.
Let's take a break.

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Let's get some frozen yogurt
or something.

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Can I see the comics?

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This is the New York Times.

3
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Okay, may I see the comics?

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I thought you were taking
Ross to the game.

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- We are. He's meeting us here.
- No, Rachel's meeting us here!

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Come on!
They can be in the same room.

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- You should've been there last night.
- What happened now?

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Ross was hanging out at our place.

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Rachel comes over to borrow
some moisturizer from Chandler...

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What's so funny?

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Nothing. It's an acting exercise.
I'm practicing my fake laugh.

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What? What's so funny?

4
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No, no. There's none of that in here.

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Come on, man. At least let me
finish this last one.

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Only if you give me a drag.

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Okay.

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Oh, dark mother, once again
I suckle at your smoky teat.

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No, why don't you hold on to that one.

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- Here you go.
- Thank you.

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Say, Rachel...

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... I was wondering if you'd like to
go to a movie with me sometime...

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... as my lover.

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Too out there.

6
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Maybe you'd just like to get
something to eat with me sometime...

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... as my lover.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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All right, let's go shopping.

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You're telling me
this actress person...

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... is the only woman you ever wanted
who didn't want you back?

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Oh, my God.

4
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Is this what it's like to be you?

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- You're crazy about her, huh?
- You have no idea.

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When we're on-stage,
I get to kiss her and touch her.

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She goes home with the director...

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... and it's like somebody's
ripping out my heart.

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It's so great to see you

1
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So whose idea was it to put
everybody in the diner on skates?

2
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Some idiot customer put a suggestion
in the suggestion box.

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- Oh, my God! They took my idea!
- That was you?

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Okay, there you go.

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Rachel, I made you a cocoa.

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Oh, that's so...

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Oh, my God! Are you guys okay?

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Oh, my.

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The One With a Chick and a Duck

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Are you still on hold?

2
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I was supposed to call my dad back
two hours ago.

3
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Oh, yeah. He clicked on.

4
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Call him as soon as you get a chance.
He's at Flimbees.

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What's Flimbees?

6
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That's the word I use when
I can't remember the real thing.

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Okay, hang up! That's it. Come on!

8
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No. That's what they want me to do.

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My warranty expires tomorrow.
If I don't get through...

1
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Wouldn't it be cool if our duck
and our chick had a baby?

2
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We could call it Chuck.

3
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Or Dick.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Listen, I need a favor.

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I was in the shower,
and as I was...

7
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... cleansing myself, I felt something.

8
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Was it like a sneeze, only better?

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No. I mean, like,
a thing on my body.

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Do you think there's a town
in Missouri or someplace...

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... called Sample?

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And as you're driving into the town,
there's a sign and it says:

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"You're in Sample. "

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- How did it go with Pete?
- Tell us.

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You're not gonna believe this.
So I go...

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I'm sorry. Excuse us.

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- It's a little crowded. Do you mind?
- Could you scooch?

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Move over just a little bit.

1
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So your first sexual experience
was with a woman?

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I was 15.
It was my best friend, Ruth.

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And we got drunk
on that hard cider.

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And then suddenly,
we were making out.

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Tell it again.

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Seriously.

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Is that woman capable of talking
about anything else but sex?

8
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Yeah, sure. Earlier she was
talking about geography.

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