Friends - Second Season English Subtitles
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1 00:00:00,150:0000000004 --> 00:00:03,110:0000000078 The One With Ross' New Girlfriend 2 00:00:03,350:0000000084 --> 00:00:05,830:0000000146 English Subtitles by GELULA & CO., INC. 3 00:00:44,990:0000001125 --> 00:00:49,430:0000001236 Flight number 457 from Beijing now arriving. 4 00:00:54,070:0000001352 --> 00:00:55,550:0000001389 Oh, my God! 5 00:00:55,790:0000001395 --> 00:00:57,150:0000001429 Oh, my God! 6 00:00:57,390:0000001435 --> 00:00:58,150:0000001454 Excuse me. 7 00:00:58,390:0000001460 --> 00:01:00,830:0000001521 Move, move, move! Emergency, please! 8 00:01:01,070:0000001527 --> 00:01:03,910:0000001598 Excuse me, excuse me.
1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:00,160 Ripped with SubRip 1.17 and Verified by CdinT [email protected] 2 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:00,160 I deliver perfection... and don't brag about it! :D 3 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:08,080 These were expensive and he'll grow out of them... 4 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:12,440 ...in 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist! 5 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:16,640 Look at these. 6 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:17,800 Hey, Ben. 7 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:21,080 "Just do it"! 8 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:22,880 Oh, my God! 9 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:26,560 Was that too much pressure for him?
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Ripped with SubRip 1.17 and Verified by CdinT [email protected] 2 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 I deliver perfection... and don't brag about it! :D 3 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:04,920 So how was Joan? 4 00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:06,440 Broke up with her. 5 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:07,480 Oh, why? 6 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:11,160 Don't tell me. Because of the big nostril thing? 7 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:13,720 They were huge! 8 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:16,920 When she sneezed, bats flew out of them. 9 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:18,920 They were not that huge.
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Ripped with SubRip 1.17 and Verified by CdinT [email protected] 2 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 I deliver perfection... and don't brag about it! :D 3 00:00:00,380 --> 00:00:02,420 Mom, would you relax? 4 00:00:02,660 --> 00:00:06,300 That was 10 blocks from here, and she was walking alone at night. 5 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:08,220 I would never do that. 6 00:00:08,460 --> 00:00:10,780 Mom, come on, stop worrying. 7 00:00:11,020 --> 00:00:14,180 This is a safe street. This is a safe building. There's nothing... 8 00:00:14,420 --> 00:00:17,300 Oh, my God! What are you doing in here?! 9 00:00:17,540 --> 00:00:20,700 Mom, I gotta go! I gotta go!
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Ripped with SubRip 1.17 and Verified by CdinT [email protected] 2 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 I deliver perfection... and don't brag about it! :D 3 00:00:04,760 --> 00:00:06,400 Man, I sure miss Julie. 4 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:08,760 Spanish midgets. 5 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,400 Spanish midgets wrestling... 6 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:16,640 Julie! Okay, I see how you got there. 7 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:23,760 You ever figure out what that thing's for? 8 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,800 I'm trying this screening thing. 9 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:29,720 If I always answer the phone, people will think I have no life.
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Ripped with SubRip 1.17 and Verified by CdinT [email protected] 2 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 I deliver perfection... and don't brag about it! :D 3 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,860 Who the winny-binny boy? 4 00:00:03,100 --> 00:00:08,460 You the winny-winny-binny-binny boy! 5 00:00:08,660 --> 00:00:10,580 Don't cry. 6 00:00:10,820 --> 00:00:14,260 Don't cry. 7 00:00:14,460 --> 00:00:16,660 Why is he still crying? 8 00:00:16,900 --> 00:00:18,860 Let me hold him for a sec. 9 00:00:19,100 --> 00:00:21,460 Here we go. 10 00:00:21,700 --> 00:00:23,980
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Ripped with SubRip 1.17 and Verified by CdinT [email protected] 2 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 I deliver perfection... and don't brag about it! :D 3 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:03,600 What is it about me? Do I not look fun enough? 4 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:07,640 Is there something repellent about me? 5 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:08,760 How was the party? 6 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,960 It couldn't have been worse. A woman literally passed through me. 7 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:15,440 What is it? Am I hideously unattractive? 8 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:18,360 No, you are not. You are very attractive. 9
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Ripped with SubRip 1.17 and Verified by CdinT [email protected] 2 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,200 I deliver perfection... and don't brag about it! :D 3 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:05,360 Ross kissed me. 4 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:07,760 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,320 It was unbelievable! 6 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:12,440 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 7 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,080 Let's hear everything. 8 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:16,920 Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone. 9 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:20,520 Rachel, does this end well
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Ripped with SubRip 1.17 and Verified by CdinT [email protected] 2 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,200 I deliver perfection... and don't brag about it! :D 3 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:07,480 Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his tree. 4 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:11,920 You should see the size of his Christmas balls! 5 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:16,680 How much did you tip the super? 6 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:20,080 We were gonna give 50, but we don't wanna look bad. 7 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:23,080 This year we made him cookies. 8 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:25,920 And 25 it is. 9 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:27,320 You gave cookies?
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,800 Ripped with SubRip 1.17 and Verified by CdinT [email protected] 2 00:00:00,840 --> 00:00:01,200 I deliver perfection... and don't brag about it! :D 3 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:09,000 Slow down! The paper won't be sold out at 1:00 in the morning. 4 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:11,680 I'm excited! I've never been reviewed before! 5 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:15,320 You were so amazing as the king! I'm really impressed. 6 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:16,720 But you know what? 7 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:19,640 You might wanna wear underwear next time. 8 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:23,120 When you sat on the throne, you could see your... 9
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,200 Ripped with SubRip 1.17 and Verified by CdinT [email protected] 2 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:00,560 I deliver perfection... and don't brag about it! :D 3 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:03,520 Okay, here's his diaper bag... 4 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:06,560 ...and his Mr. Winky. 5 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:09,240 And... 6 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:11,240 ...him. Hi! 7 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:13,480 - How did everything go? - Great! 8 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:16,040 There was a projectile... 9 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:19,560 ...throwing up incident, but he started it.
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,900 Ripped with SubRip 1.17 and Verified by CdinT [email protected] 2 00:00:03,940 --> 00:00:05,900 I deliver perfection... and don't brag about it! :D 3 00:00:06,900 --> 00:00:10,220 Can't get the monkey off your back? 4 00:00:10,460 --> 00:00:12,540 Then put it in your mouth... 5 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:14,500 ... with Monkeyshine Beer! 6 00:00:14,740 --> 00:00:17,940 Get it, monkey 7 00:00:18,180 --> 00:00:21,500 Get it, get it, monkey 8 00:00:22,060 --> 00:00:23,340 Monkey, monkey 9 00:00:23,580 --> 00:00:24,900 Monkeyshine Beer. 10 00:00:25,140 --> 00:00:27,660
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Ripped with SubRip 1.17 and Verified by CdinT [email protected] 2 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 I deliver perfection... and don't brag about it! :D 3 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Previously on "Friends"... 4 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 I tracked down Marcel. And get this: 5 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 He's here in New York filming Outbreak 2: The Virus Takes Manhattan. 6 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Hey, buddy! Marcel! 7 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,920 Excuse me, this is a... 8 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:05,760 Closed set. We know. But we're friends with the monkey. 9 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:07,880 Good morning.
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Ripped with SubRip 1.17 and Verified by CdinT [email protected] 2 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 I deliver perfection... and don't brag about it! :D 3 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:04,080 Hold on a second. 4 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:08,680 Nice. 5 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:10,160 I got you something. 6 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:11,200 What's this? 7 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:13,320 Eight hundred and twelve bucks. 8 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:16,040 Didn't Big Leon tell you? It's a thousand... 9 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:18,680 ...to have me for the whole night. 10
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Ripped with SubRip 1.17 and Verified by CdinT [email protected] 2 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 I deliver perfection... and don't brag about it! :D 3 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:02,160 All right, no peeking. 4 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:03,200 No peeking. 5 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:05,200 No peeking. No peeking! 6 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:10,640 All right, but you better be wearing clothes when I open my eyes. 7 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:14,920 All right. Open your eyes! 8 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:22,120 Sweet mother of all that is good and pure! 9 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:24,000 Days of our Lives picked up my option!
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Ripped with SubRip 1.17 and Verified by CdinT [email protected] 2 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 I deliver perfection... and don't brag about it! :D 3 00:00:02,580 --> 00:00:03,900 Man, this is weird. 4 00:00:04,140 --> 00:00:06,660 Ever realize Cap'n Crunch's eyebrows are on his hat? 5 00:00:06,900 --> 00:00:07,940 That's what's weird? 6 00:00:08,180 --> 00:00:12,460 The man's been captain of a cereal for 40 years. 7 00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:16,060 What? 8 00:00:16,300 --> 00:00:20,300 The spoon! You licked and you put. 9 00:00:21,180 --> 00:00:23,220 You licked and you put.
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Ripped with SubRip 1.17 and Verified by CdinT [email protected] 2 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 I deliver perfection... and don't brag about it! :D 3 00:00:04,700 --> 00:00:06,100 So what do you think? 4 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:09,380 Casa de Joey. 5 00:00:09,620 --> 00:00:13,100 - I decorated it myself. - Get out! 6 00:00:13,340 --> 00:00:15,420 Wow, Joey, this is... 7 00:00:15,660 --> 00:00:19,100 - Art. - Art it is. 8 00:00:19,340 --> 00:00:21,700 Check this out! Is it a coffee table? 9 00:00:21,940 --> 00:00:26,500 Is it a panther?
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Ripped with SubRip 1.17 and Verified by CdinT [email protected] 2 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 I deliver perfection... and don't brag about it! :D 3 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,740 - Oh, Drake. - I'm sorry, Amber. 4 00:00:02,980 --> 00:00:06,180 It's like Brad to have to have the last word. 5 00:00:06,420 --> 00:00:07,900 Sorry I'm late. What happened? 6 00:00:08,140 --> 00:00:09,380 We wanna see the end. 7 00:00:09,620 --> 00:00:10,860 I want you, Drake. 8 00:00:11,100 --> 00:00:12,180 I know you do. 9 00:00:12,420 --> 00:00:14,860 But we can never
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,350 Ripped with SubRip 1.17 and Verified by CdinT [email protected] 2 00:00:03,390 --> 00:00:05,350 I deliver perfection... and don't brag about it! :D 3 00:00:05,910 --> 00:00:08,470 Hey, Eddie. 4 00:00:09,110 --> 00:00:12,790 - What are you doing here? - Watching you sleep. 5 00:00:13,310 --> 00:00:14,230 Why? 6 00:00:14,470 --> 00:00:16,990 It makes me feel peaceful. 7 00:00:17,230 --> 00:00:18,590 Please. 8 00:00:18,830 --> 00:00:19,990 I can't sleep now! 9 00:00:20,230 --> 00:00:22,870 You want me to sing? 10
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Ripped with SubRip 1.17 and Verified by CdinT [email protected] 2 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 I deliver perfection... and don't brag about it! :D 3 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:10,640 - What you guys doing? - Monica's making us watch "Old Yeller". 4 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:15,440 Why are you guys upset? It's "Old Yeller". It's a happy movie. 5 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:17,200 - What? - What are you talking about? 6 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:19,640 Come on. Happy family gets a dog. 7 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:22,840 Frontier fun! 8 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:24,840 Pheebs, what about the end? 9 00:00:25,080 --> 00:00:28,120 When Yeller saves the family
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Ripped with SubRip 1.17 and Verified by CdinT [email protected] 2 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 I deliver perfection... and don't brag about it! :D 3 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 Stocks and bonds are moving higher... 4 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:04,560 Why are we watching the Business Channel? 5 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:09,440 Because the other day I saw there was a stock with my initials, MEG, on it. 6 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:12,280 Sometimes it takes two or three hours before it comes up again. 7 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:15,520 But when it does, it's exciting. 8 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:19,120 Okay, honey, you really need a job. 9 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:22,000 Dad says he knows someone
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Ripped with SubRip 1.17 and Verified by CdinT [email protected] 2 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 I deliver perfection... and don't brag about it! :D 3 00:00:04,860 --> 00:00:07,300 I'll get candles and my mom's lace tablecloth. 4 00:00:07,540 --> 00:00:09,580 And since it's Rachel's birthday... 5 00:00:09,820 --> 00:00:12,500 ...I thought I'd poach a salmon. 6 00:00:12,740 --> 00:00:13,540 What? 7 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:17,700 Question. Why do we always have parties where you poach things? 8 00:00:17,940 --> 00:00:19,380 You want to be on the food committee? 9 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:22,780 Question 2. Why do we always have parties with committees?
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Ripped with SubRip 1.17 and Verified by CdinT [email protected] 2 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 I deliver perfection... and don't brag about it! :D 3 00:00:00,030 --> 00:00:03,070 Chandler, Mon, there's only one banana-nut muffin left. 4 00:00:03,310 --> 00:00:04,390 I ordered mine first. 5 00:00:04,630 --> 00:00:08,070 Yeah, but I'm so much faster. 6 00:00:08,150 --> 00:00:09,110 Give it to me. 7 00:00:09,350 --> 00:00:10,510 No. 8 00:00:10,750 --> 00:00:12,470 Give it to me! 9 00:00:12,710 --> 00:00:15,830 Okay, you can have it. 10
1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Ripped with SubRip 1.17 and Verified by CdinT [email protected] 2 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 I deliver perfection... and don't brag about it! :D 3 00:00:00,760 --> 00:00:02,840 - How did the audition go? - Incredible. 4 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:05,520 You'll never believe who the director was. 5 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:06,840 Who? 6 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:08,720 I'll give you one hint. 7 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:11,320 Warren Beatty. 8 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:15,360 There's just one thing that might be a problem. 9 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:17,920 See, I had to kiss this guy.
