Friends - First Season English Subtitles
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0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:00,105 --> 00:00:01,600 Shared by http://DJJ.HOME.SAPO.PT/ 1 00:00:01,601 --> 00:00:05,059 The One Where It All Began (Pilot) 2 00:00:55,422 --> 00:00:59,256 There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with. 3 00:00:59,459 --> 00:01:01,586 You're going out with the guy. 4 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:04,389 There has to be something wrong with him. 5 00:01:04,597 --> 00:01:06,656 All right, Joey. Be nice. 6 00:01:06,833 --> 00:01:09,358 So does he have a hump and a hairpiece? 7 00:01:11,171 --> 00:01:13,605 Wait, does he eat chalk?
0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:00,105 --> 00:00:01,800 Shared by http://DJJ.HOME.SAPO.PT/ 1 00:00:01,868 --> 00:00:03,301 You don't understand. 2 00:00:03,503 --> 00:00:06,529 For us, kissing is as important as any part. 3 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:08,207 Yeah, right! 4 00:00:10,877 --> 00:00:12,071 You serious? 5 00:00:13,079 --> 00:00:14,068 Oh, yeah. 6 00:00:14,314 --> 00:00:17,750 - Everything is in that first kiss. - Absolutely. 7 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:20,511 For us, kissing's an opening act.. 8 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:23,848
0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:00,105 --> 00:00:04,700 Shared by http://DJJ.HOME.SAPO.PT/ 1 00:00:04,738 --> 00:00:06,365 - Hi, guys. - Hey, Phoebe. 2 00:00:06,639 --> 00:00:08,903 - How did it go? - Not so good. 3 00:00:09,109 --> 00:00:12,306 He walked me home and said, "Let's do this again." 4 00:00:13,246 --> 00:00:16,238 He said, "Let's do this again." That's good, right? 5 00:00:16,449 --> 00:00:21,716 Translated, "Let's do this again" means, "You'll never see me naked." 6 00:00:22,889 --> 00:00:24,151 Since when? 7 00:00:24,591 --> 00:00:27,754 Since always.
0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:00,105 --> 00:00:02,500 Shared by http://DJJ.HOME.SAPO.PT/ 1 00:00:02,535 --> 00:00:04,162 All right, Phoebe? 2 00:00:04,371 --> 00:00:09,001 If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want world peace... 3 00:00:09,209 --> 00:00:12,144 ...no hunger, good things for the rain forest. 4 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:14,510 And bigger boobs. 5 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:18,814 Well, see, you took mine. 6 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:20,744 What about you? 7 00:00:20,954 --> 00:00:25,891 If I were omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever. 8
0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:00,105 --> 00:00:01,500 Shared by http://DJJ.HOME.SAPO.PT/ 1 00:00:01,568 --> 00:00:03,900 Let it go. It's not a big deal. 2 00:00:04,104 --> 00:00:09,041 Not a big deal? It's amazing. You reach in, there's one maneuver and bam! 3 00:00:09,242 --> 00:00:11,403 A bra. Right out the sleeve. 4 00:00:11,878 --> 00:00:16,645 As far as I know, guys don't do anything that comes close. Right? 5 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:19,876 Come on! You guys can pee standing up. 6 00:00:20,153 --> 00:00:22,644 We can? Okay, I'm trying that. 7 00:00:24,057 --> 00:00:25,718 Know what blows my mind? 8 00:00:25,925 --> 00:00:29,122
0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:00,105 --> 00:00:05,000 Shared by http://DJJ.HOME.SAPO.PT/ 1 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:07,803 Oh, look! There's Joey's picture! 2 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,270 This is so exciting! 3 00:00:09,542 --> 00:00:12,568 You can spot someone who's never seen his plays. 4 00:00:12,779 --> 00:00:16,237 Notice, no fear. No sense of impending doom. 5 00:00:17,050 --> 00:00:22,147 "The role of man number three will not be played by Vic Shapiro. " 6 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:24,653 We came on the wrong night. 7 00:00:26,126 --> 00:00:28,492 I can't believe I forgot a magazine. 8
0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:00,105 --> 00:00:01,000 Shared by http://DJJ.HOME.SAPO.PT/ 1 00:00:01,067 --> 00:00:04,994 Everybody! Central Perk is proud to present... 2 00:00:05,205 --> 00:00:09,141 ...the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay. 3 00:00:11,711 --> 00:00:12,700 Thanks. 4 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:16,637 I wanna start with a song that's about that moment... 5 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:21,184 ...when you suddenly realize what life is really all about. 6 00:00:21,388 --> 00:00:23,788 Okay, here we go. 7 00:00:26,993 --> 00:00:29,154 Okay. Thank you very much. 8
0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:00,105 --> 00:00:05,000 Shared by http://DJJ.HOME.SAPO.PT/ 1 00:00:06,639 --> 00:00:08,971 Hey, gorgeous! How's it going? 2 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:12,508 Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights. 3 00:00:12,712 --> 00:00:14,680 Does it get better than this? 4 00:00:15,382 --> 00:00:17,441 Question: Are you dating anyone? 5 00:00:17,817 --> 00:00:20,650 I met somebody who would be perfect for you. 6 00:00:21,121 --> 00:00:23,282 Perfect might be a problem. 7 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:27,015 Had you said codependent or self-destructive.... 8
0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:00,105 --> 00:00:05,000 Shared by http://DJJ.HOME.SAPO.PT/ 1 00:00:07,207 --> 00:00:12,338 Terry, I know I haven't worked here very long but would it be possible... 2 00:00:12,545 --> 00:00:15,639 ...if I got a $1 00 advance on my salary? 3 00:00:16,216 --> 00:00:17,513 An advance? 4 00:00:17,717 --> 00:00:20,652 So I can spend Thanksgiving with my family. 5 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:24,984 Every year we ski in Vail, and my father pays for my ticket. 6 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:28,217 But I've started this independent thing... 7 00:00:28,428 --> 00:00:31,488 ...which is actually why
0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:00,105 --> 00:00:05,000 Shared by http://DJJ.HOME.SAPO.PT/ 1 00:00:05,972 --> 00:00:08,998 All right! You guys, it's starting to snow. 2 00:00:09,809 --> 00:00:14,007 And look, Ugly Naked Guy is hanging candy canes. 3 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:15,442 Where? 4 00:00:16,483 --> 00:00:19,145 Oh. Well. 5 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:21,411 That's festive. 6 00:00:23,556 --> 00:00:27,014 Guys, there's somebody I'd like you to meet. 7 00:00:29,596 --> 00:00:31,325 Wait, wait. What is that? 8
0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:00,105 --> 00:00:01,300 Shared by http://DJJ.HOME.SAPO.PT/ 1 00:00:01,301 --> 00:00:03,997 Do you think they have yesterday's Daily News? 2 00:00:04,304 --> 00:00:07,569 I just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right. 3 00:00:08,708 --> 00:00:12,405 Oh, my God! Don't Iook now. Behind you there's a guy... 4 00:00:12,612 --> 00:00:16,878 ...who can break our hearts and plunge us into depression. 5 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:20,012 Come to mama. 6 00:00:20,653 --> 00:00:23,121 He's coming. Be cool. Be cool. Be cool. 7 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:25,586 -Nice hat.
0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:00,105 --> 00:00:05,000 Shared by http://DJJ.HOME.SAPO.PT/ 1 00:00:57,123 --> 00:00:58,681 No, no, we're done! 2 00:01:01,261 --> 00:01:03,388 The One With the Dozen Lasagnas 3 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:49,639 Aunt Silv, stop yelling! 4 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:52,778 If you'd told me vegetarian lasagna... 5 00:01:52,979 --> 00:01:55,447 ... I would've made vegetarian lasagna. 6 00:01:56,883 --> 00:02:00,580 The meat's only every third layer. Maybe you could scrape. 7 00:02:01,521 --> 00:02:04,513 Ross, did you really read all these baby books?
0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:00,105 --> 00:00:05,000 Shared by http://DJJ.HOME.SAPO.PT/ 1 00:00:16,149 --> 00:00:18,549 -I'm sorry! -That is it! 2 00:00:18,818 --> 00:00:21,218 You barge in here and you don't knock? 3 00:00:21,421 --> 00:00:24,948 You have no respect for privacy. No, you wait! 4 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:27,557 -Can I just say one thing? -What?! 5 00:00:27,827 --> 00:00:31,126 That's a relatively open weave. I can still see... 6 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,693 ...your nippular areas. 7 00:00:38,171 --> 00:00:40,264 The One With The Boobies
0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:00,105 --> 00:00:02,300 Shared by http://DJJ.HOME.SAPO.PT/ 1 00:00:02,369 --> 00:00:04,394 Ross, she wants you. 2 00:00:04,604 --> 00:00:07,164 We just live in the same building. 3 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:10,006 -Any contact? -She lent me an egg. 4 00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:13,976 -You're in! -Right. 5 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:16,079 Hey, Ross. 6 00:00:22,122 --> 00:00:24,886 Come on. Get back in the game. 7 00:00:25,058 --> 00:00:29,791 The Rachel thing isn't happening, your ex-wife's a lesbian.... 8
0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:00,105 --> 00:00:02,600 Shared by http://DJJ.HOME.SAPO.PT/ 1 00:00:02,602 --> 00:00:03,694 Coffee. 2 00:00:04,104 --> 00:00:06,299 -Thank you. -Cappuccino. 3 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:10,632 And a nice, hot cider for Monica. 4 00:00:10,877 --> 00:00:12,538 Thank you. 5 00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:16,709 Rach, why does my cinnamon stick have an eraser? 6 00:00:20,887 --> 00:00:22,286 That's why. 7 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:24,721 Sorry. 8 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:29,354
0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:00,105 --> 00:00:05,000 Shared by http://DJJ.HOME.SAPO.PT/ 1 00:00:06,573 --> 00:00:09,371 Unbelievable! It's been half an hour. 2 00:00:09,576 --> 00:00:13,068 If this was a cartoon, you'd look like a ham now. 3 00:00:13,279 --> 00:00:18,046 -There's the waitress. Hello, miss! -It's Phoebe! 4 00:00:20,787 --> 00:00:25,690 -Okay, will that be all? -Wait. What are you doing here? 5 00:00:25,892 --> 00:00:30,056 I was over there. Then you said, "Hello, miss." So I'm here. 6 00:00:30,663 --> 00:00:33,063 No, how come you're working here? 7 00:00:33,266 --> 00:00:37,430 Because it's close to where I live,
0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:00,105 --> 00:00:05,000 Shared by http://DJJ.HOME.SAPO.PT/ 1 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:16,375 We're running low on resumes. 2 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:19,347 You want a job with Popular Mechanics? 3 00:00:19,552 --> 00:00:23,579 If you're gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones. 4 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:28,654 Guys, I'm going for anything here. I can't be a waitress anymore. 5 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:33,993 I'm sick of the lousy tips. I'm sick of being called "Excuse Me." 6 00:00:34,734 --> 00:00:38,397 -Paper cut! Paper cut! -Here. 7 00:00:40,940 --> 00:00:43,738 Grapefruit juice! Grapefruit juice!
0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:00,105 --> 00:00:02,900 Shared by http://DJJ.HOME.SAPO.PT/ 1 00:00:02,902 --> 00:00:04,028 Okay, I checked. 2 00:00:04,237 --> 00:00:07,900 We have Earl Grey, English Breakfast, Cinnamon Stick... 3 00:00:08,208 --> 00:00:11,871 ...Chamomile, Mint Medley, Blackberry and 4 00:00:12,145 --> 00:00:14,807 Wait, there's one more. Lemon Soother! 5 00:00:16,716 --> 00:00:20,015 You're not the guy that asked for tea, are you? 6 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:24,248 The One Where The Monkey Gets Away 7 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,632 Mail call! Rachel Greene, bunk seven.
0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:00,105 --> 00:00:02,400 Shared by http://DJJ.HOME.SAPO.PT/ 1 00:00:02,435 --> 00:00:05,268 I can't believe you'd actually say that. 2 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:08,804 I'd much rather be Mr. Peanut than Mr. Salty. 3 00:00:09,142 --> 00:00:11,770 No way. Mr. Salty is a sailor. 4 00:00:11,978 --> 00:00:14,776 He's gotta be the toughest snack there is. 5 00:00:16,316 --> 00:00:19,808 I don't know. You don't wanna mess with Cornnuts. 6 00:00:20,286 --> 00:00:21,878 They're crazy. 7 00:00:24,057 --> 00:00:26,491 Oh, my God. You gotta come see this.
0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:00,105 --> 00:00:01,000 Shared by http://DJJ.HOME.SAPO.PT/ 1 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:03,730 Mother, just once, can we go to lunch... 2 00:00:03,937 --> 00:00:08,806 ...and not talk about what I'm wearing or where my career is going? 3 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,170 Or who I'm dating. 4 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:13,936 -Ready for the check? -God, yes. 5 00:00:14,147 --> 00:00:15,978 -I'll take it. -No, darling. 6 00:00:16,182 --> 00:00:21,017 I said I'll take it. Here, take it. Go. Run. 7 00:00:22,489 --> 00:00:23,751 Very sweet.
0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:00,105 --> 00:00:01,000 Shared by http://DJJ.HOME.SAPO.PT/ 1 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:02,763 -Tell him. -Tell him. 2 00:00:02,969 --> 00:00:05,130 -Shut up. -Tell me what? 3 00:00:05,372 --> 00:00:06,771 You won't look at him. 4 00:00:06,973 --> 00:00:10,875 I could use another reason why women won't look at me. 5 00:00:11,144 --> 00:00:15,604 All right. All right. Last night, I had a dream... 6 00:00:15,882 --> 00:00:18,248 ...that you and I were 7 00:00:18,451 --> 00:00:21,249 Doing it on this table.
0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:00,105 --> 00:00:05,000 Shared by http://DJJ.HOME.SAPO.PT/ 1 00:00:06,973 --> 00:00:10,204 She's having my baby, and she's not here yet. 2 00:00:10,410 --> 00:00:13,277 -Has her water broken yet? -I don't know. 3 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:17,882 When we talked, she said she'd already passed the mucous plug. 4 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,113 Do we have to know about that? 5 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:25,055 What'll you do when you have a baby? 6 00:00:25,258 --> 00:00:28,659 I'll be in the waiting room, handing out cigars. 7 00:00:28,928 --> 00:00:33,831 Joey's made arrangements to have
0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:00,105 --> 00:00:04,300 Shared by http://DJJ.HOME.SAPO.PT/ 1 00:00:04,371 --> 00:00:08,603 Oh, here's little Ben falling asleep. 2 00:00:08,808 --> 00:00:13,438 A little bit later. Is he gonna sleep? 3 00:00:13,646 --> 00:00:18,481 Is he gonna sleep? Is he gonna? 4 00:00:18,785 --> 00:00:21,515 Yep, out like a light! 5 00:00:21,888 --> 00:00:25,346 This sure trumps the "Has he pooped?" series. 6 00:00:25,558 --> 00:00:27,389 Ross, we love him, okay? 7 00:00:27,594 --> 00:00:30,654 But right now he's just a little fat guy. 8 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,388
