Friends - First Season English Subtitles

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The One Where It All Began

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English Subtitles by
GELULA & CO., INC.

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There's nothing to tell.
It's just some guy I work with.

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You're going out with a guy.

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There's gotta be something
wrong with him.

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All right, Joey, be nice.

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So does he have a hump
and a hair piece?

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Wait. Does he eat chalk?

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I don't want her to go
through what I did with Carl.

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Guys? There's somebody
I'd like you to meet.

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Wait, wait. What is that?

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That's Marcel. Wanna say hi?

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No, I don't.

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He is precious!
Where did you get him?

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My friend Bethel rescued him
from some lab.

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That is so cruel.

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Why? Why would a parent
name their child Bethel?

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That monkey's got a Ross on his ass!

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Do you think they have
yesterday's Daily News?

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I just wanna check my horoscope,
see if it was right.

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Oh, my God! Don't look now.
Behind you there's a guy. . .

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. . .who can break our hearts
and plunge us into depression.

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Where?

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Come to Mama!

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He's coming!
Be cool! Be cool! Be cool!

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-Nice hat.
-Thanks.

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No, no, we're done!

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The One With the Dozen Lasagnas

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English Subtitles by
GELULA & CO., INC.

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Aunt Silv, stop yelling!

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If you'd told me
vegetarian lasagna. . .

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. . .I would've made
vegetarian lasagna.

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The meat's only every third layer.

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Maybe you could scrape.

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Ross, did you really read
all these baby books?

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-I'm sorry!
-Oh, my God! That's it!

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You just barge in here
and you don't knock?

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You have no respect
for my privacy?

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-Rachel, wait!
-No, you wait!

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Can I just say one thing?

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What?! What?

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That's a relatively open weave
and I can still see your. . .

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. . .nippular area.

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The One With the Boobies

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I'm teIIing you, she wants you.

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She bareIy knows me.
We just Iive in the same buiIding.

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Any contact?

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She lent me an egg once.

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You're in!

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Oh, right.

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Come on. You gotta get back
in the game here.

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The Rachel thing's not happening,
your ex-wife's a lesbian, you. . . .

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I don't think we need a third.

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Coffee.

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-Thank you.
-Cappuccino.

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And a nice hot cider for Monica.

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Thank you.

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Rach?

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Why does my cinnamon stick
have an eraser?

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That's why.

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Sorry.

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The One With the Stoned Guy

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This is unbelievable!
It's been half an hour.

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If this was a cartoon,
you'd look like a ham about now.

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There's the waitress.
Excuse me!

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-Hello, miss?
-It's Phoebe!

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Okay, will that be all?

6
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Wait, wait.
What are you doing here?

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I was over there. . .

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. . .then you said, ''Excuse me, miss. ''
So now I'm here.

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The One With the Two Parts - Part II
Previously on Friends. . . .

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-Excuse me.
-It's Phoebe!

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-WiII that be aII?
-They're twins.

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Phoebe's Phoebe. Ursula's hot!

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It's for Ursula.

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Sure, yeah. Okay, it fits.

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Marcel, give Rossy the remote.

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How did he do this?

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It's this whole stupid Ursula thing.

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Rach, we're running low on résumés.

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Do you want a job
with Popular Mechanics?

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If you must work for mechanics,
those are the ones to work for.

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Look, you guys.
I'm going for anything here.

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I can't be a waitress anymore.
I mean it.

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I'm sick of the lousy tips.
I'm sick of being called ''Excuse Me. ''

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Rach, did you proofread these?

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Why?

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Nothing. I'm sure they'll be

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Okay, I checked.

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We have EarI Grey, EngIish Breakfast,
cinnamon stick. . .

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. . .chamomiIe, Mint MedIey,
bIackberry and. . . .

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Wait, there's one more. . . .
Lemon Soother!

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You're not the guy that asked
for the tea, are you?

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The One Where the Monkey Gets Away

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English Subtitles by
GELULA & CO., INC.

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Mail call!
Rachel Greene, bunk seven.

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You guys don't understand.

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For us, kissing is as
important as any part of it.

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Yeah, right!

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You serious?

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Oh, yeah!

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All you need to know
is in the first kiss.

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Absolutely.

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For us, kissing's an opening act. . .

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. . .like the comedian
you have to sit through. . .

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I can't believe
you would actually say that.

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I would much rather be Mr. Peanut
than Mr. Salty.

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No way!
Mr. Salty is a sailor.

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He's gotta be, like,
the toughest snack there is.

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I don't know. You don't
wanna mess with corn nuts.

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They're crazy!

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Oh, my God! You gotta come see this.

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There's some creep out there
with a telescope!

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How'd someone get
your credit card number?

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I have no idea.
Look how much they spent!

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Calm down. You only have to pay
for the stuff you bought.

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Still, it's just
such reckless spending.

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When somebody steals
your credit card. . .

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. . .they've kind of already
thrown caution to the wind.

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Wow, what a geek.
They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.

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That's me.

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-Tell him!
-Please tell him!

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Shut up!

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Tell me what?

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You won't even look at him.

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Come on. I could use another
reason why women won't Look at me.

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AII right.

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Last night, I had a dream. . .

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. . .that you and I. . .

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. . .were. . . .

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She's not here yet! She's having
my baby and she's not here!

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It's fine.
Has her water broken yet?

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I don't know.

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She told me she'd already
passed the mucus plug.

5
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Do we have to know about that?

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What'll you do when
you have a baby?

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I'm gonna be in the waiting room,
handing out cigars.

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Joey's made arrangements to have
his baby in a movie from the '50s.

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Here's little Ben nodding off.

2
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Look at Aunt Monica's Little boy.

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-Look, he's got Ross' hair cut.
-Let me see.

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Oh, God!
Is he just the sweetest thing?

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You must just want
to kiss him all over.

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That would be nice.

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Pardon?

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Nothing. Just a Little
extra air in my mouth.

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Chan, can you help me out here?
I promise I'II pay you back.

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-Hi, guys.
-Hey, Phoebe.

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How did it go?

3
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Not so good.

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He walked me home and said,
''We should do this again. ''

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He said, ''We should do it again. ''
That's good, right?

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Loosely translated,
''We should do this again,'' means:

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''You will never see me naked. ''

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Since when?

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Since always.
It's, like, ''dating'' language.

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All right, Phoebe?

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If I were omnipotent for a day,
I would want world peace. . .

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. . .no more hunger,
good things for the rain forest.

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And bigger boobs.

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Well, see, you took mine.

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What about you?

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If I were omnipotent for a day,
I'd make myself omnipotent forever.

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There's always one guy. . . .

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''If I had a wish, I'd wish
for three more wishes. ''

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Would you let it go?
It's not a big deal.

2
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Not a big deal?
It's amazing.

3
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You reach in, there's one
little maneuver, and bam!

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A bra. Right out the sleeve.

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As far as I'm concerned. . .

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. . .there is nothing a guy can do
that comes close. Right?

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Come on!

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You guys can pee standing up.

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We can? Okay, I'm trying that.

1
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Oh, look, look!
There's Joey's picture!

2
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This is so exciting!

3
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You can spot someone who's
never seen his plays.

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Notice, no fear.
No sense of impending doom.

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The exclamation point scares me.

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It's not just Freud,
it's Freud!

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Magic is about to happen!

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Well, Eva. . .

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. . .we've done
some excellent work here.

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Everybody! Central Perk
is proud to present. . .

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. . .the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay.

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Thanks.

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I wanna start with a song
that's about that moment. . .

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. . .when you suddenly realize
what life is really all about.

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Here we go.

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Thank you very much.

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Oh, great! This is just--

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The One With the Blackout

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Hey, gorgeous! How's it going?

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Dehydrated Japanese noodles
under fluorescent lights.

3
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Does it get better than this?

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Question: You're not dating, are you?

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I met somebody who would be
perfect for you.

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You see, perfect might be a problem.

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Had you said co-dependent
or self-destructive. . . .

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-You want a date Saturday?
-Yes, please.

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He is cute.

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Terry, I know I haven't
worked here long. . .

2
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. . .but I was wondering,
would it be possible. . .

3
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. . .if I got a $ 100 advance
on my salary?

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An advance?

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So that I can spend
Thanksgiving with my family.

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Every year we ski in Vail, and
my father pays for my ticket. . .

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. . .but I've started
this whole independent thing. . .

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. . .which is actually why
I took this ''job. ''

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