Friends - Fifth Season English Subtitles

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Friends, family,
we're gathered to celebrate...

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...the joyous union of Ross and Emily.

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Now Ross, repeat after me.

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"I, Ross."

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I, Ross.

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"Take thee, Emily."

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Take thee, Rachel.

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Shall I go on?

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He said "Rachel", right?

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Do you think I should go up there?

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You look cute in bubbles.

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You're just all liquored up.

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Hey, it's me. I'm coming in.

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I've had a very long, hard day.

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Want some chicken?

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No, thanks. No chicken.
Bye-bye.

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You sure?
Some extra-crispy, dirty rice?

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For the last time, no!
Get out, Joey!

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All right.

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I'm Phoebe Buffay and I have
babies coming out.

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Have you started having contractions?

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Not yet. I heard they really hurt.
Do they?

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Oh, my God!

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Which of you is the father?

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None of them are.
The father is my brother.

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I'll miss watching you
freak people out like that.

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This is for the babies
to look at someday.

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Do you want to say anything

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Come in.

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I've been waiting for you.

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Hi, I just...

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Oh, my God!
Monica!

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Oh, my God!

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I'm sorry! I was...

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I was taking a nap.

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Since when do you
take naps in that position?

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Tell me you were waiting for a guy.
Please tell me.

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What time is it?

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Nine.

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But it's dark out.

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That's because you always
sleep till noon, silly.

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This is what nine looks like.

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I guess I'll get washed up then.

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Watch that sunrise.

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I'm getting tired of always
sneaking around.

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Me too. What if we went away
for the weekend? No interruptions.

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None of that.
Not while you're under my roof!

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Just because I know about you
doesn't mean I like looking at it.

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Aren't you supposed to be
at an audition?

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I'm sorry I'm not
a middle-aged black woman.

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I'm also sorry if sometimes
I go to the wrong audition.

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If I pretend to not know about you...

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...then you pretend
there's nothing to know.

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Sorry.

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Are you looking at naked tribeswomen?

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No, look.

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That's a pig.

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I know.
But look at the knobs on it!

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Emily's cousin kicked me out.

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- What?
- Why?

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When you sublet
from your wife's cousin...

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...then you divorce, sometimes
the cousin wants his apartment back.

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Didn't you sign a lease?

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Monica, that was the best
Thanksgiving dinner ever.

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It was so good.
I think you killed us.

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I couldn't possibly eat another bite.

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I need something sweet.

5
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Does anyone want to watch TV?

6
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Monica, your remote doesn't work.

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You have to lift it and point.

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Oh, forget it.

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Let's play that game where everyone
says one thing they're thankful for.

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What am I sitting on?

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Top of the world?

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Dock of the bay?

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I'm out.

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Oh, undies!

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Whose are they?

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- Whose are they?
- Not mine.

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Joey's!
Got to be Joey's.

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They're mine.

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- What are you doing?
- I reorganized the fridge.

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See? Bottom shelf,
meats and dairy.

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Middle shelf, fruits and vegetables.

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And top shelf, expired products.

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Why are you doing this?

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Because I'm bored out of my mind.

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I've already been to the bank,
post office and dry cleaners.

8
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Dude, you just described
seven days worth of stuff.

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Spread it out a little.
Haven't you ever been unemployed?

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Any entertainment there?

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All right. Here we go!
1999, the year of Joey.

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We're very happy for you.

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What's the matter?

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We wanted to kiss at midnight,
but nobody else will so...

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All right, I'll take care of it.

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Thirty-three... thirty-two...
thirty-one...

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Who are you kissing at midnight?
Rachel or Phoebe?

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You can't kiss your sister.

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Come on, Joey!

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I told you everything I knew
last night.

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It's not that big a deal.
So they're doing it.

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I cannot believe you would say that!

5
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Sorry. Monica and Chandler
are making love.

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No, I mean, come on.
This is a huge deal!

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I need more details.
Who initiated the first kiss?

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I don't know.

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Is he romantic with her?

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I can't believe we've never
done this. It's so good!

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It's so good for Monica.

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Time's up! My turn.

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- That was half an hour?
- It's your timer.

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I don't like to brag about it,
but I give the best massages.

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All right, then massage me up
right nice!

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It's so good, isn't it?

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I don't know what
I did to deserve it.

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Say goodbye to sore muscles!

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Guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy's
putting stuff in boxes.

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I'd say our naked buddy is moving.

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Ironically, most of the boxes
seem to be labeled "Clothes".

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I'm going to miss that big
old squishy butt.

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And we're done
with the chicken fried rice.

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If he's moving, maybe I should
try to get his place!

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It would be so cool
to live across from you guys.

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We could do that telephone thing...

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Chandler! Chandler!

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I saw what you were doing
in the window!

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I saw what you're doing to my sister!
Get out here!

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Listen, we had a good run.

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What was it?
Four, five months?

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That's more than most people
have in a lifetime. Goodbye.

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- What are you doing?
- I am going on the lam.

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Come on, Chandler.
I can handle Ross.

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- What are you guys doing up?
- Finishing the crossword.

2
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Do you know a six-letter
word for "red"?

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Dark-red.

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Wrong, but there's a connect-the-dots
in here for you later.

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Hey, how about maroon?

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Yes! You are so smart!

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You guys are so cute.

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I know.

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See you in the morning.

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- Good! You guys are all here.
- What's up?

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I have a job interview
at Ralph Lauren tomorrow.

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Congratulations!

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Oh, boy.
That guy's underwear sucks!

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What?

6
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Well, I got this pair marked "XS".

7
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Let me tell you, there was no room
for excess anything in there.

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I'll be the coordinator
of the women's collection.

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I'll work right under the director.

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Pick a card.

2
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All right. Now, memorize it.

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- You got it?
- Oh, yes.

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Is that your card?

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- Hey, guys.
- Hi there!

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Guess what?
Ben is gonna be in a TV commercial.

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What are you talking about?

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It's not for sure.

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We met this guy in the park
who thought Ben was cute.

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Wow! You look nice.
What's the occasion?

2
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Monica and I are celebrating
our 10-month anniversary.

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Got reservations at Jean-George.

4
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How'd you get in?

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Made a few calls,
pulled some strings...

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...and they'll seat us if we both
have chicken and don't get dessert.

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- Hi, Chandler.
- Hey, Caitlin.

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Somebody got a haircut.

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I hate it. I look like

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Okay, guys, listen.

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Tomorrow, Emily gets married again.

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So try to really keep
Ross' mind off of it.

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Good idea.

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Hey, man. What's up?

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Just thinking about Emily
getting married tomorrow.

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Oh, Ross! Look, look!

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What? Where?

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Right over there! There!
Look, look, look!

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I'll get coffee.
Want anything, baby doll?

2
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I'm fine. Thanks.

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I can't pull off "baby doll", can I?

4
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No, I think we learned that
from the "sugar lips" incident.

5
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I'll make some tea.

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How you doing, pumpkin?

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- So it's going well for you two?
- I know. Really well.

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I'm gonna ask Phoebe
to move in with me.

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What do you think?

1
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What's going on?

2
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My eye is a little itchy.

3
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Mine too. Yeah.

4
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It's really red.
You should go see my eye doctor.

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I'm not gonna see your ex-boyfriend.

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That's all I hear.
Richard, Richard, Richard.

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Since we've dated,
I've said his name twice.

8
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Okay. So Richard, Richard.

9
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It's not Richard.
It's this new guy. He's good.

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- Hey, Joey!
- Hey, Pheebs.

2
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Can you do me a favor?

3
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I forgot the PIN to my ATM card.
Can you get it for me?

4
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Sure. Where is it?

5
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I scratched it on the ATM machine
on the corner.

6
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So you're 5-6-3-9?

7
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That's it! Thanks.

8
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- Wanna talk to Chandler?
- Let me talk to him.

9
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He didn't believe in my movie...

1
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I think the check-in is that way.

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Kids love me.

3
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Hi, you guys are here!

4
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What'd you do?
Did you go to a costume party?

5
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Let me guess.

6
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Pancho Villa.

7
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And you're Bob Saget.

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Pancho Villa?

9
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What are you talking about, Pheebs?
I don't...

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