Friends - Eighth Season English Subtitles

1
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Great.
I'll just change the film.

2
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I know I'm not supposed to know,
but I do and I'm so excited.

3
00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:12,840
- What's going on?
- Monica's pregnant.

4
00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:16,200
Is that why you had to get married?

5
00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:20,880
- I'm not pregnant!
- Ah, slow swimmers?

6
00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:26,960
- You're not pregnant?
- Did you tell anybody I was?

7
00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:31,480
No.
I'll be right back.

8
00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:34,160
I'll shoot Monica
and the bloody soldier.

9

1
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Listen, I don't care
what the computer says.

2
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We didn't take a bag
of Meshugga Nuts.

3
00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:13,240
And we did not watch
Dr. Do-Me-A-Little.

4
00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:19,040
- Were you in our room last night?
- No.

5
00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:29,600
I was told the movie's name
wouldn't appear on the bill.

6
00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:35,240
- Checking out of the bridal suite.
- Right, I'm no longer a bride.

7
00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:40,240
I'll never be a bride again.
Now I'm just someone's wife.

8
00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:44,600
And I'm the happiest guy
in the world.

1
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- Are you excited about our honeymoon?
- Yeah, I am.

2
00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:12,000
Get it out of your system
while we're alone.

3
00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:15,960
- We came to say goodbye.
- Have a great honeymoon.

4
00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:17,880
- Thanks.
- I'll go pack.

5
00:00:18,080 --> 00:00:22,360
I already packed.
But I couldn't find your Speedo.

6
00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:28,280
Speedo? I don't have a Speedo.

7
00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:32,800
I'm gonna go pack
my regular, long bathing suit.

8
00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:37,640
Good, you're still here!
Have a good honeymoon.

9

1
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Wait. Before we go in, I just
want you to know that I love you.

2
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I had a great time on our honeymoon.

3
00:00:11,500 --> 00:00:14,900
I can't wait
to spend our life together.

4
00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:18,220
You're sticking with
the shell necklace, huh?

5
00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:21,020
You're back!

6
00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:25,180
Come on in!

7
00:00:27,940 --> 00:00:29,660
How was the honeymoon?

8
00:00:29,860 --> 00:00:34,060
So much fun. The best part is,
we met this great couple.

9
00:00:34,260 --> 00:00:38,620
That was the best part?
Good honeymooning, tiger.

1
00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:03,180
This one's rare.
This one's medium. Go!

2
00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:05,300
Hey, Phoebe!
How was dinner?!

3
00:00:05,500 --> 00:00:09,540
Dinner was good! Just saying hi!
Now I'm gonna go!

4
00:00:10,020 --> 00:00:13,180
- Well, hello there.
- Hi.

5
00:00:13,420 --> 00:00:15,900
I didn't see this on the menu.

6
00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:18,220
This is Tim, my new sous chef.

7
00:00:18,980 --> 00:00:22,140
- So you're Monica's boss?
- No, she's my boss.

8
00:00:22,340 --> 00:00:26,060
- "Sous" is French for "under."
- I "sous-stand."

9
00:00:26,300 --> 00:00:30,140

1
00:00:01,380 --> 00:00:03,420
- Guys, guess what?
- What?

2
00:00:03,660 --> 00:00:06,380
We're having a Halloween party!

3
00:00:06,660 --> 00:00:07,700
- Good!
- Great!

4
00:00:07,980 --> 00:00:11,940
- You have to wear a costume.
- I can't make it.

5
00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:13,820
Come on, it'll be fun.

6
00:00:14,060 --> 00:00:18,820
I'll be there. I have to wear a
costume to my classes that day anyway.

7
00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:22,340
Tell me you're not gonna dress
like a dinosaur.

8
00:00:22,620 --> 00:00:25,340
Not two years in a row.

9
00:00:26,340 --> 00:00:29,540
- I'll come, but I'm not dressing up.

1
00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:08,040
Oh, my God, you cleaned!
Look at these floors!

2
00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:11,960
You did the windows!
I have been begging for months!

3
00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:17,040
- And nagging works!
- No, I didn't actually do this.

4
00:00:17,240 --> 00:00:20,840
Oh, no. Was I cleaning
in my sleep again?

5
00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:22,480
No, it wasn't you.

6
00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:26,240
- Well, then, who?
- I got a maid. Yay!

7
00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:32,120
I hope you mean "mistress," because
if some other woman was cleaning...

8
00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:35,720
I know you don't like
to relinquish control.

9

1
00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:07,120
I'm having dinner with my dad
tomorrow. Wanna come?

2
00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:10,320
Sure. He's kind of sexy.

3
00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:12,200
I'll be there too.

4
00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:17,400
So we'll come up with a signal.
If it's going well, you can take off.

5
00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:21,600
I need your support.
I haven't told him I'm pregnant.

6
00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:23,000
Oh. Why not?

7
00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:26,240
He's gonna flip out.
I hate it when he's angry.

8
00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:29,080
This is all so "Papa Don't Preach."

9
00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:32,640
He's scary.
Once, he caught me smoking.

1
00:00:02,900 --> 00:00:05,420
Did you know that during pregnancy...

2
00:00:05,620 --> 00:00:10,700
...your fingers swell up to twice
their size and never go back?

3
00:00:11,140 --> 00:00:13,380
Oh, my God! Let me see that.

4
00:00:14,500 --> 00:00:17,500
You fall for it every time.

5
00:00:18,300 --> 00:00:21,220
Hey! I brought you
my old maternity clothes.

6
00:00:21,460 --> 00:00:26,180
Oh, Pheebs, that's so sweet.
Oh, those are so cute!

7
00:00:26,420 --> 00:00:30,420
Look. See how they expand
as the baby grows?

8
00:00:30,660 --> 00:00:35,700
And after the baby's born
they're great for shoplifting melons.

9
00:00:37,700 --> 00:00:40,860
Good, you're all here.

1
00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:05,520
- Hey.
- Hey. So, what do you think?

2
00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:09,920
New haircut? Necklace? Dress?

3
00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,400
Boots? Boots!

4
00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:18,280
They're a little more than I usually
spend on boots or rent.

5
00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:21,040
- Oh, my God.
- I know.

6
00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:26,520
- I'll miss being able to buy food.
- They just looked so good.

7
00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:28,360
The saleswoman was like:

8
00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:32,200
- "These are too pricey for you."
- She had a point.

9
00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:35,800
- Hey.

1
00:00:01,100 --> 00:00:05,100
Phoebe. Look at that guy
by the window. Wow!

2
00:00:05,340 --> 00:00:09,020
He's awfully short.
And I think he's talking to himself.

3
00:00:09,260 --> 00:00:13,020
And to be completely honest,
he's not that good in bed.

4
00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:17,620
What is wrong with me lately?
It's like, every guy I see.

5
00:00:17,860 --> 00:00:19,740
That guy, for example.

6
00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,860
That's not someone
I would be attracted to.

7
00:00:23,140 --> 00:00:29,660
But right now, all I want to do is rip
off his sweatpants and fanny pack.

8
00:00:29,860 --> 00:00:33,900
Wait! This is about the fourth month
of your pregnancy.

9

1
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Hey, I got you a present!

2
00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:06,720
Oh, my, where did you hide it?

3
00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:10,480
I ordered it for your wedding
and it's finally here!

4
00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:13,120
You didn't have to get us anything...

5
00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:16,080
I love it! It's huge! Let's open it!

6
00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:22,520
- It's a Ms. Pac-Man machine!
- Oh, my God!

7
00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:24,720
I didn't know where to put it.

8
00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:28,520
- We can put it in the guest bedroom.
- Yeah, okay.

9
00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:33,880
I kind of like it here.

10

1
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"All right", "it's a new day."
That stuff about Rachel?

2
00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:13,840
You don 't feel that now. It was crazy.
You're fine. You're better than fine.

3
00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:19,080
"You are", "as your friend Tony"
"would say", "Great!"

4
00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:25,040
Everything's normal.
"She's just your friend", "Rachel."

5
00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:30,680
"Your friend", "Rachel."
Your friend. Rachel.

6
00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:37,440
- Hi, sweetie.
"- Hey", "it's your girlfriend", "Rachel!"

7
00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:40,120
The One Where Chandler Takes A Bath

8
00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:22,600
Are you...? Are you high?

9
00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:25,800

1
00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,560
- What's up?
- I left my guitar here.

2
00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:11,080
Okay. No problem.

3
00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:16,200
Okay. Here you go.

4
00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:23,680
- What?
- You want to hang out or something?

5
00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:26,520
You caught me at a bad time.

6
00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:29,320
- Are you and Chandler...?
- Exactly.

7
00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:31,320
- Can I play for you?
- No.

8
00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,800
Hey, Pheebs, what's up?

9
00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:43,280
You ask an intriguing question,
Chandler Bing.

1
00:00:01,300 --> 00:00:02,900
- Oh! Hey, Rach!
- Hi.

2
00:00:03,100 --> 00:00:05,780
- Happy Valentine's Day!
- You too!

3
00:00:05,940 --> 00:00:07,460
How's living at Ross'?

4
00:00:07,660 --> 00:00:13,060
It's good, except he makes us watch
the Discovery Channel all day long.

5
00:00:13,260 --> 00:00:18,500
Something really boring happened
to someone ugly in the Middle Ages.

6
00:00:19,260 --> 00:00:22,020
Oh, thank you.
I'll see you guys later.

7
00:00:25,540 --> 00:00:28,980
That is one lucky
to-go cup of coffee.

8
00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:34,300
I wish you'd get over her.
I hate seeing you like this.

9

1
00:00:05,020 --> 00:00:08,500
I'm sorry, did you just say
it's Rachel?

2
00:00:09,900 --> 00:00:11,500
Yes.

3
00:00:14,780 --> 00:00:16,140
You like Rachel?

4
00:00:17,860 --> 00:00:21,100
Yes. I like Rachel.

5
00:00:27,940 --> 00:00:29,460
Rachel?!

6
00:00:29,940 --> 00:00:32,860
Yeah. Okay, but look, you know...

7
00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:35,340
You know who else I like? You.

8
00:00:35,580 --> 00:00:39,180
And it doesn't get said enough.
I like you, Ross.

9
00:00:41,380 --> 00:00:43,700
- Rachel Rachel?
- It's not a big deal.

10

1
00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:05,837
Joey? Are you in there?

2
00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:08,548
- That's Rachel.
- You have to talk to her.

3
00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:12,355
I can't. Not after the other night.
It's too weird.

4
00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:14,476
Don't tell her I'm here.

5
00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:17,871
Don't eat that!

6
00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:20,389
- Hey!
- Hey, Rachel.

7
00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:22,039
Is Joey here?

8
00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:24,236
- I don't see him. You?
- No.

9
00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:27,756
Maybe he's in the sugar bowl.
Joey? Nope.

1
00:00:01,100 --> 00:00:04,860
Is it okay if I bring someone
to your parents' anniversary?

2
00:00:05,060 --> 00:00:06,060
- Sure.
- Yeah.

3
00:00:06,260 --> 00:00:09,380
- Who's the guy?
- Parker, we met at the cleaners.

4
00:00:09,980 --> 00:00:13,580
Did he put a little starch
in your bloomers?

5
00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:17,060
Who said that?

6
00:00:17,380 --> 00:00:22,140
No, he's really great, though.
He has this incredible zest for life.

7
00:00:22,380 --> 00:00:27,900
He treats me like a queen. Except
when he treats me like a naughty girl.

8
00:00:29,060 --> 00:00:31,820
Would it be okay if I give the toast?

9
00:00:32,180 --> 00:00:34,820

1
00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:05,080
Hi. So I'm doing the "Soap Opera Digest"
crossword puzzle...

2
00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:08,880
...and guess who is the clue
for three down?

3
00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:12,520
"Days of Our Lives" star,
blank Tribbiani."

4
00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:15,520
That's me! I'm blank!

5
00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:19,960
How cool! We know three down!
I'm touching three down.

6
00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:21,760
Yeah, you are, baby.

7
00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:25,720
Three down knows I'm married.
What's three down doing?

8
00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:28,440
Do they call to tell you you're in it?

9
00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:32,160
No. They wanted to do

1
00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:04,560
- Hi!
- Hey!

2
00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:08,080
So, what's the final head count
on my baby shower?

3
00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:10,920
Twenty. Some work people
had things to do.

4
00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:13,000
Your sisters can't make it.

5
00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:15,760
They're not coming
to a social event...

6
00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:20,000
...where there's no men and no booze?
That's shocking.

7
00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:22,080
As long as my mom's here.

8
00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:26,080
- Oh, my God. Your mother.
- My mom's not gonna be here?

9
00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:30,720

1
00:00:02,300 --> 00:00:04,580
- Hey. I got some bad news.
- What?

2
00:00:04,780 --> 00:00:09,860
That's no way to sell newspapers.
Try, "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"

3
00:00:10,180 --> 00:00:14,100
No. Monica's restaurant got a horrible
review in the "Post."

4
00:00:14,300 --> 00:00:15,340
Oh, no!

5
00:00:15,540 --> 00:00:20,420
I didn't want her to see it, so I ran
around and bought all the copies.

6
00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:24,220
This is bad.
And I've had bad reviews.

7
00:00:24,420 --> 00:00:26,340
I remember my first good one:

8
00:00:26,500 --> 00:00:29,420
"Everything else in "Our Town"
was terrible.

9
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1
00:00:02,500 --> 00:00:04,300
What are you looking at?

2
00:00:04,460 --> 00:00:08,380
A poster for that WWI movie I'm in.
Check it out.

3
00:00:08,580 --> 00:00:11,100
Wow! It looks really violent!

4
00:00:11,260 --> 00:00:14,260
I know. I'm coming soon
to a theater near you.

5
00:00:14,420 --> 00:00:17,620
I'm in THX.
I'm unsuitable for children!

6
00:00:17,940 --> 00:00:21,660
- I cannot wait to see this.
- It's generating Oscar buzz.

7
00:00:21,860 --> 00:00:25,060
- I started that!
- I thought I did!

8
00:00:25,260 --> 00:00:27,260
I just talked to my agent...

9
00:00:27,500 --> 00:00:31,260
...and the premiere is next week

1
00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:01,700
All right!

2
00:00:01,940 --> 00:00:05,460
Yes! From home to the hospital
in seven minutes!

3
00:00:05,620 --> 00:00:08,820
Yes. The hard part is truly over.

4
00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:12,140
We're off to a great start, aren't we?

5
00:00:12,300 --> 00:00:15,860
I knew I'd get here fast,
but this has to be a record!

6
00:00:16,140 --> 00:00:19,100
- Oh, you made it!
- Hi.

7
00:00:19,540 --> 00:00:24,060
- How the hell did you beat us here?
- We took a cab. Did you walk?

8
00:00:24,220 --> 00:00:27,820
No, we took a cab too.
But I did test runs...

9
00:00:28,300 --> 00:00:29,540
Hey, you made it!

1
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"Previously on" Friends:

2
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I've been at this for 17 hours.

3
00:00:03,940 --> 00:00:05,980
- How many centimeters am I dilated?
- Three.

4
00:00:06,220 --> 00:00:09,500
Just three? I'm dilated three!

5
00:00:10,540 --> 00:00:13,740
- We talk about having babies someday.
- We're gonna try?

6
00:00:13,940 --> 00:00:17,140
- Right here?
- No, not here.

7
00:00:17,300 --> 00:00:19,420
Maybe here.

8
00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:23,140
Your grandma's engagement ring,
I want you to give it to Rachel.

9
00:00:23,300 --> 00:00:25,420
- Mom, no.
- This isn't some girl...