Frasier - Eleventh Season English Subtitles
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1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:03,045 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:10,928 --> 00:00:14,473 You trying to save Frasier from me or are you trying to save him for yourself? 3 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:15,807 Are you out of your mind? 4 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:18,185 - Are you in love with him? - It's her or me. 5 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:20,604 Tell me now or I swear to God, I will walk out of here 6 00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:22,272 and I will not come back. 7 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:24,775 There's no chance you'll change your mind again, is there? 8 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:28,529 No. KACL is ancient history. 9 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:35,577 Niles, I need to talk to you. You're not with Frasier, are you?
1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:03,045 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:08,091 --> 00:00:10,819 It's official. Dr. Lee says we're pregnant. 3 00:00:10,886 --> 00:00:12,320 [GIGGLES] 4 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:14,681 I'm so excited. 5 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:17,976 Hello in there. 6 00:00:18,477 --> 00:00:20,771 - It's your pater. - Oh, ha, ha. Stop it. 7 00:00:22,898 --> 00:00:25,000 So how do you want to make the announcement? 8 00:00:25,067 --> 00:00:28,529 - Well, Frasier's on his way over here-- - No. 9 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:30,338 He's a blabbermouth.
1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:03,045 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:08,592 --> 00:00:10,385 - Oh, hello, Dad. Hi, Niles. - Hey, Frasier. 3 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:11,845 Uh, may I get my usual, please? 4 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:15,015 Niles, we're playing squash in 20 minutes. Where are your togs? 5 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:16,934 I had to hide them in my briefcase. 6 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:18,894 I told Daphne I was seeing patients all day. 7 00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:21,355 It was the only way I could get out of this flower show. 8 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:22,898 It's two hours there and back. 9 00:00:23,065 --> 00:00:25,484 I see. We could've rescheduled. Did you have to lie?
1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:03,045 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:09,718 Oh, now look at that couch. 3 00:00:09,885 --> 00:00:13,138 This is something you could consider, although I'm not sure how well-- 4 00:00:13,305 --> 00:00:15,432 What is that? --sort of linen is going to wear. 5 00:00:15,599 --> 00:00:17,684 You know what I'm going to wear to the fundraiser Friday? 6 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:21,980 Or is it Saturday? A lovely linen shirt with my new Zegna suit. 7 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:26,527 That's a funny word, Zegna. The G is silent. Silent G like lasagne. 8 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:28,362 - Niles. - NILES: Yes? 9 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:30,280
1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:03,045 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:08,467 --> 00:00:11,303 Does he wear jewelry? Because I don't do man jewelry. 3 00:00:11,470 --> 00:00:13,013 He doesn't wear jewelry. 4 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,348 What about skin issues? 5 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:20,395 Because I have a thing against tags, growths, any kind of fleshy masses. 6 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:22,523 Ann, he's male and his heart is beating. 7 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:25,817 - What else do you need to know? - Okay. 8 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:27,986 - Frasier. - Roz. I came as quickly as I could. 9 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:30,572 - What's the emergency?
1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:03,045 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:08,050 --> 00:00:09,968 [PIANO PLAYING "GOOD MORNING"] 3 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:12,971 RONEE [SINGING]: ♪ Good morning, good morning ♪ 4 00:00:13,138 --> 00:00:15,974 ♪ I'd like a bagel too and smear it ♪ 5 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:18,477 - Excuse me. - ♪ With cream cheese, thank you ♪ 6 00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:20,437 Excuse me! 7 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:23,315 Did it occur to you that some of us might still be trying to sleep? 8 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:25,234 Oh, lighten up, Fras. Ronee was showing me 9 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,653 how she can change lyrics
1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:03,045 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:08,091 --> 00:00:10,802 Mmm, that Lemon Sunrise smells refreshing. 3 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:13,680 Ugh. It tastes like a cup of cold sick. 4 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,516 Oh, it's hell to be pregnant. 5 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:16,892 - I know. - No, you don't. 6 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:18,310 No, I don't. 7 00:00:18,477 --> 00:00:22,689 And that's why I got you this present. 8 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,108 Belle Du jour Day Spa? 9 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:26,610 Yes, it's for this afternoon. 10
1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:03,045 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:09,927 What's got Daphne all worked up now? 3 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:11,553 It wasn't Daphne. 4 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:12,763 It was Maris. 5 00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:16,391 She's gotten involved with some Argentine polo player. 6 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:20,229 Turns out he's a gold digger with a violent temper to boot. 7 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:21,647 - Dr. Crane? - FRASIER: Yes. 8 00:00:21,813 --> 00:00:22,898 I'm Esteban de Rojo. 9 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,441 [ALL GASP]
1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:03,045 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:10,802 - Hello, Martin. - Hey, Daph. 3 00:00:12,095 --> 00:00:13,138 What's that? 4 00:00:13,305 --> 00:00:15,057 Oh, it's Frasier and Niles's old playpen. 5 00:00:15,224 --> 00:00:17,476 - Got it out of storage for you. - Looks a bit rickety. 6 00:00:17,643 --> 00:00:20,145 No, it just needs a little weight to balance it. 7 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:22,814 Put a baby in there and it'll be fine. 8 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:24,525 Oh! 9 00:00:27,653 --> 00:00:29,530 You're not putting my baby in that deathtrap.
1 00:00:01,121 --> 00:00:03,123 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:11,803 Hey, you're looking a little under the weather. 3 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:14,723 - Are you all right? - FRASIER: He most certainly is not. 4 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:17,684 He dined on that can of bacon fat you've been hiding under the sink. 5 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:20,229 Oh, geez. Poor little guy. 6 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:21,605 [DOORBELL RINGS] 7 00:00:21,772 --> 00:00:24,650 You know, bacon grease is bad for dogs. 8 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:29,488 Ironic, considering its vast health benefits for humans. 9 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:34,576 - Hello.
1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:03,045 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:08,409 --> 00:00:09,994 - MARTIN: Hey, guys. - Oh, hi, Dad. 3 00:00:10,161 --> 00:00:11,996 - Your cappuccino to go. - FRASIER: Ah. 4 00:00:12,163 --> 00:00:13,747 - Holiday cookies, anyone? - MARTIN: Oh. 5 00:00:13,914 --> 00:00:15,875 Oh, yes, I believe I will, thank you. 6 00:00:16,041 --> 00:00:17,084 No, not for me. 7 00:00:17,418 --> 00:00:19,545 - Watching your weight? - Yeah, and it's killing me. 8 00:00:19,712 --> 00:00:22,423 The other night Ronee made a comment about my "bowl full of jelly." 9 00:00:22,590 --> 00:00:24,884 ROZ: Oh, well, everyone
1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:03,045 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:10,427 Well, Morrie, if you're not cheating on your wife 3 00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:13,847 and she still suspects you, then we're obviously dealing with a trust issue. 4 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:15,891 MORRIE [OVER PHONE]: More like a crazy issue. 5 00:00:16,058 --> 00:00:17,768 I know where she gets it. From her mother, 6 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:20,437 who, by the way, came for Thanksgiving and still hasn't left. 7 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:22,272 Happy New Year. 8 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,608 We should tackle these one at a time. 9 00:00:24,775 --> 00:00:26,026
1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:03,045 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:08,217 --> 00:00:11,845 You know, I heard the most extraordinary thing on the radio today. 3 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:15,807 I know. Rubinstein's torrid survey of the Chopin mazurkas. 4 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:19,603 Took all my strength not to turn the car around, drive home, and ravish my wife. 5 00:00:21,313 --> 00:00:24,066 - That Daphne is one lucky lady. - FRASIER: Ha, ha. 6 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:29,196 No, I was referring to the fact that Maris has been released on bail. 7 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:32,824 Oh, yes. Of course, she's still under house arrest until her murder trial. 8 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:36,620 Poor thing has to wear an electronic tracking device on her ankle. 9
1 00:00:01,105 --> 00:00:03,107 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:08,050 --> 00:00:10,636 I still have a few minutes left and all our lines are open. 3 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:12,179 Uh... 4 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:14,473 - Shall I attempt another joke? - No. 5 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:16,975 No. 6 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:19,895 All right, then. 7 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:22,689 Come on, callers, don't be shy. 8 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,359 Still time to talk with the good doctor. 9 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:27,903 Five open lines. 10
1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:03,045 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:12,554 Large coffee to go, please. Black. 3 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:16,475 Whew. Didn't get much sleep last night at Ronee's. 4 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:20,437 Don't ask why because there are certain things a gentleman doesn't tell. 5 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:22,231 Ah. 6 00:00:23,607 --> 00:00:25,692 [CHUCKLING] 7 00:00:27,319 --> 00:00:29,655 - Dad, please? - All right, I'll tell you just a little. 8 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:32,449 - She's got this massage oil-- - Would you stop it? 9 00:00:32,616 --> 00:00:35,494 I do not wanna hear about your dirty weekend.
1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:03,045 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:14,515 [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] 3 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:33,534 - Boo! - Aah! 4 00:00:34,326 --> 00:00:36,453 [BOTH LAUGHING] 5 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:38,497 That is not funny. 6 00:00:38,664 --> 00:00:40,599 You don't sneak up on someone and startle them. 7 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:42,225 First of all, it's very funny. 8 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:43,961 Secondly, I only did it to prove a point. 9 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:46,046 And you called it. He does scream like a woman.
1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:03,045 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:08,634 --> 00:00:10,719 [THUNDER CRASHING] 3 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:16,975 [DOORBELL RINGS] 4 00:00:18,477 --> 00:00:20,145 Oh, Niles, thank God you came quickly. 5 00:00:20,312 --> 00:00:21,355 I've been going mad. 6 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,273 It better be a real emergency, Frasier. 7 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:26,818 You pulled me away from the Gifted Infant's Toy Expo. 8 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:29,947 Yes, yes, so you missed out on buying a Tickle Me Tolstoy doll. 9 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:32,366 Niles, my problem is more important than that.
1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:03,045 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:11,637 And one of those cinnamon buns, please. Extra frosting. 3 00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:13,472 Oh, here they are. Hey! 4 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:15,599 - DAPHNE: Hello. - CINDY: Hi, nice to see you. 5 00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:17,726 We were so excited when you guys asked us out. 6 00:00:17,893 --> 00:00:19,770 You're like the A-list couple in Lamaze class. 7 00:00:19,937 --> 00:00:21,647 Oh, well, that's good to hear. 8 00:00:21,813 --> 00:00:24,525 We were afraid we were in the C-section. 9 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:28,278 We bring our own food everywhere.
1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:03,045 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:09,259 --> 00:00:11,470 Hey, you're up early. Rain wake you? 3 00:00:11,637 --> 00:00:14,181 Oh, I'm just a little preoccupied. 4 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:16,558 If there's something on your mind, you can tell me. 5 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:19,520 It won't be long before I'm your mom. 6 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:22,481 I was gonna tell you before you said that. 7 00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:24,942 Aw, come on. 8 00:00:25,234 --> 00:00:28,153 Well, there's this woman I can't seem to get off of my mind. 9 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:30,656 - A woman with a boyfriend.
1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:03,045 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,969 Just the man I want to see. Uh, coffee, please. 3 00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:13,388 - You will not believe-- - Niles, would you be offended 4 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:16,808 if I asked you just not to talk about it and sit quietly? 5 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:18,644 - Well, can I at least tell you--? - Shh. 6 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:21,329 Please, I do not have time for your folderol today. 7 00:00:21,396 --> 00:00:22,606 I am meeting Charlotte for lunch 8 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:24,399 and I'm planning on how to win her over. 9 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:27,319
1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:03,045 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:10,385 May I get my usual, please? 3 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:14,014 - You're in a good mood. What's up? - Well, actually-- 4 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:16,308 No, I better not. Don't wanna jinx it. 5 00:00:16,475 --> 00:00:17,643 No problem. 6 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:20,354 Besides, the mark of a true gentleman is discretion. 7 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:23,482 Okay. Listen, about your dad's bachelor party-- 8 00:00:23,649 --> 00:00:26,109 Charlotte and I spent the night together. 9 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:28,737 I thought she was seeing that super hottie, Frank.
1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:03,045 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,887 FRASIER: Yeah, I had a great time today too, Charlotte. 3 00:00:12,054 --> 00:00:14,681 Oh, nothing really. I'm having the folks over for dinner. 4 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:16,808 Just the family and Roz. 5 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:18,769 Oh, I've done it a thousand times before. 6 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:22,773 Yeah, okay, then. I'll, uh, see you tomorrow. 7 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:24,441 Bye. 8 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:33,534 For God's sake, this thing breaks like crockwork. 9 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,827 [CHUCKLES]
1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:04,162 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:11,303 [THUDDING] 3 00:00:11,470 --> 00:00:13,388 [GASPING] 4 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:14,598 You all right? 5 00:00:14,765 --> 00:00:15,807 [SIGHS] 6 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:17,267 I hate flying. 7 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:19,520 Little turbulence. We'll be through it in a minute. 8 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:20,812 [THUD] 9 00:00:20,979 --> 00:00:23,649 - Mother of God. - This is so embarrassing. 10 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:26,068
