Frasier - Eighth Season English Subtitles
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1 00:00:02,052 --> 00:00:04,054 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:12,304 It occurred to me I think we should try to keep this quiet from Daphne. 3 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,765 - Keep what quiet? - We got married. 4 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:18,435 Daphne, are you saying that you have feelings for Niles? 5 00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:20,020 I think I do. 6 00:00:20,229 --> 00:00:22,898 You can't tell Niles all this. He says he's happy with Mel. 7 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:24,816 She says she's happy with Donny. 8 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:26,818 But I'm not sure I believe either one of them. 9 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:29,655 Just remember, Fras, there are
1 00:00:02,052 --> 00:00:04,054 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,850 Rule number one: Always stand in back of the curb 3 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,811 until the bus comes to a complete stop. 4 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:22,189 Now take your money and put it right in here. 5 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:27,528 Yes, thank you, Roz. But I am not completely lacking in street smarts. 6 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:29,905 Good day, bus man. 7 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:32,866 The northwest corner of Highland and First, please. 8 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,744 - That's not a stop. - I know. 9 00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:39,873
1 00:00:02,052 --> 00:00:04,054 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:09,301 --> 00:00:14,014 I would like to close the show today with a truly inspirational tale. 3 00:00:14,223 --> 00:00:17,976 One year ago, a very successful friend of mine 4 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:20,229 was struck by tragedy. 5 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:25,943 Prognosis: not good. Hope: slim. 6 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:32,491 But armed with only fortitude, this friend of mine fought back. 7 00:00:32,658 --> 00:00:36,828 I'm talking about the reopening of Seattle's finest restaurant, Chez Henri. 8 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:38,664 Just goes to show you 9 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:43,585 that a four-alarm fire is no match for five-star courage.
1 00:00:02,052 --> 00:00:04,054 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:10,052 --> 00:00:12,888 - Hey, Frasier. - Oh, hi, Roz. 3 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:15,140 Checking out the personal ads, huh? 4 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:17,935 Actually, I'm looking at the want ads. 5 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:19,811 I'm trying to find a housekeeper. 6 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:22,648 Now that Daphne is Niles' girlfriend, it doesn't feel right for me 7 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:25,567 to ask her to pick up after me anymore, so... 8 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:28,028 It's awfully difficult finding someone, though. 9 00:00:28,237 --> 00:00:30,906 It's hard getting what you want
1 00:00:02,086 --> 00:00:04,047 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:10,052 --> 00:00:10,902 [DOORBELL RINGS] 3 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:12,737 Oh, Dad, you're gonna have to clear out. 4 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:14,448 Daphne and I are meeting with my lawyer. 5 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:17,576 Why go with that high-priced lady instead of the guy I recommended? 6 00:00:17,643 --> 00:00:19,786 Please. Donny is suing me for emotional distress. 7 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:22,289 Your guy wanted me to limp into court wearing a neck brace 8 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:23,874 and claiming not to speak English. 9 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:26,376 Hey, you don't keep an office
1 00:00:02,127 --> 00:00:03,629 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:11,261 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 3 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:13,947 Hello. 4 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,366 Niles! You're 40 minutes late. 5 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:18,326 I've just finished my third basket of bread, 6 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:20,854 and there is an angry mob breathing down my neck. 7 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:24,040 Oh... 8 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:27,377 You've torn your trouser cuff. I'm so sorry. 9 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:29,087 For God's sakes, will you hurry up? 10
1 00:00:02,077 --> 00:00:04,121 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:09,426 --> 00:00:11,720 We've got a minute before we go to the news. 3 00:00:11,887 --> 00:00:14,806 I understand we have Tom from Fremont on line one. 4 00:00:15,224 --> 00:00:16,450 Go ahead, Tom. 5 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:18,910 TOM [OVER PHONE]: I don't want to be squeezed into a minute. 6 00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:20,562 I will go on after the news. 7 00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:24,624 Well, why don't you tell me your problem now 8 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:27,252 and then I can give you my reply when we come back? 9 00:00:27,319 --> 00:00:28,946 No, I'll wait.
1 00:00:02,052 --> 00:00:04,054 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:09,051 --> 00:00:12,137 Well, Roz, I think we have just enough time for one more call. 3 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:15,265 Okay, we have Andy from Bremerton on line three. 4 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:18,227 Hello, Andy, I'm listening. 5 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:20,354 - MAN: Am I on? - Yes, go ahead. 6 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,231 Can you hear me? 7 00:00:22,397 --> 00:00:23,690 Yes, you're on the air. 8 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:26,527 - Hello? - You're on. 9 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,571 - Am I on? - Not anymore.
1 00:00:02,052 --> 00:00:04,054 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:10,302 FRASIER: Who's up next, Roz? 3 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:13,680 We have Cleo from Redmond on line three. 4 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:16,225 Hello, Cleo. I'm listening. 5 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:17,476 CLEO: Hi, Dr. Crane. 6 00:00:17,643 --> 00:00:21,021 I've been dating three different guys and I can't choose between them. 7 00:00:21,230 --> 00:00:24,066 Is it that you can't choose or you don't want to choose? 8 00:00:24,233 --> 00:00:25,901 It's just hard. One's really funny, 9 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:28,028 one's adventurous
1 00:00:02,052 --> 00:00:04,054 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:13,430 Oh, Chelsea, you are in for a rare treat tonight. 3 00:00:13,597 --> 00:00:18,143 Your first opera, and Ben Heppner is singing the role of Tristan. 4 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:21,188 Oh, this is gonna be a whole new experience for me. 5 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:24,441 Why? You've never been bored before? 6 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:26,777 [ENGINE STOPS] 7 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:31,114 Oh, dear. Car seems to have stalled. 8 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:33,742 Oh, great. Now what? 9 00:00:33,909 --> 00:00:35,702 All right, let's not panic.
1 00:00:02,052 --> 00:00:04,054 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:09,468 --> 00:00:11,361 ROZ: Frasier, I knew when you bought me lunch, 3 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:13,029 there was going to be a catch. 4 00:00:13,096 --> 00:00:16,241 - How long is this gonna take? - Well, it shouldn't take too long, Roz. 5 00:00:16,308 --> 00:00:19,161 I can't believe I'm actually scouring a science-fiction convention 6 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:20,454 for X-Men comics. 7 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:24,916 I feel I'm contributing to the decline of my son's intellect. 8 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:26,418 Then why are you doing it? 9 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:29,363 Well, because I said no to the eyebrow ring.
1 00:00:02,052 --> 00:00:04,054 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:12,237 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 3 00:00:12,304 --> 00:00:14,948 If you must know, I'm just about to leave for something called 4 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,658 a speed date. 5 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:19,603 - What's a speed date? - Well, apparently, it's the latest thing. 6 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:22,414 Twelve men and 12 women get together in a room. 7 00:00:22,481 --> 00:00:24,541 They spend eight minutes talking to one another, 8 00:00:24,608 --> 00:00:27,335 and then they move on to the next person after a bell rings. 9 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:32,866 Basically, it's all the stress
1 00:00:02,052 --> 00:00:04,054 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:15,891 --> 00:00:18,076 I'm sorry. Care for some Brie? 3 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:20,120 No, thank you, Daphne. 4 00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:21,913 Isn't Niles taking you to dinner soon? 5 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:24,040 Yeah, but if I don't have a little snack now, 6 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:27,069 I'll just make a pig of myself later. 7 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:33,425 You know, I'm really starting to worry about her. 8 00:00:33,492 --> 00:00:34,634 [DOORBELL RINGS] 9 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:36,595 You're worried? Somewhere on a poultry farm, 10
1 00:00:02,052 --> 00:00:04,054 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,903 FRASIER: Roz, to what do I owe the pleasure? 3 00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:14,239 A messenger delivered this for you after you left. 4 00:00:14,306 --> 00:00:17,576 It's marked "personal and confidential." I thought it might be important. 5 00:00:17,643 --> 00:00:19,411 I already tried that. Forget it. 6 00:00:19,478 --> 00:00:22,330 We could use some brighter bulbs at the office. 7 00:00:22,397 --> 00:00:26,610 Yes, well, a brighter bulb wouldn't have admitted it. 8 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:31,339 Let's see. 9 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:34,551 "Dear Dr. Crane, enclosed are four tickets
1 00:00:02,052 --> 00:00:04,054 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:09,051 --> 00:00:13,405 And sadly, no one was able to answer today's psychological mind teaser. 3 00:00:13,472 --> 00:00:16,450 So once again, the prize goes unclaimed. 4 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:20,437 By the way, today's answer was anhedonia. 5 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:23,498 Anhedonia. 6 00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:25,876 This is Dr. Frasier Crane 7 00:00:25,943 --> 00:00:28,570 saying good day, Seattle, and good mental health. 8 00:00:29,321 --> 00:00:30,547 [WHISTLES] 9 00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:32,799 That was a real brain bender, doc. 10 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,135
1 00:00:02,052 --> 00:00:04,054 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:11,486 - ROZ: Hi, Niles. - Hey, Roz. 3 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:12,904 Hey, how's Daphne? 4 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:15,824 Actually, I just got back from visiting her at the spa. 5 00:00:15,891 --> 00:00:17,033 - ROZ: Yeah. - It wasn't easy, 6 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:20,579 but she has already lost 9 pounds and 12 ounces. 7 00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:23,498 Wow, good for her. It's all about will power. 8 00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:26,068 - NILES: Yeah. - Oh, thanks. 9 00:00:26,902 --> 00:00:29,613
1 00:00:02,052 --> 00:00:04,054 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:09,943 [CLAPPING] 3 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,695 Thank you. Thank you, Brother Reynolds, 4 00:00:11,762 --> 00:00:12,946 for your inaugural ode. 5 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,906 And may I congratulate you on your ingenuity 6 00:00:14,973 --> 00:00:18,326 in rhyming "Sauvignon" with "tie one on." 7 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:19,703 Sir. 8 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:22,122 And now, as outgoing corkmaster, 9 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:26,293 it is my privilege to bestow the sash of office 10
1 00:00:02,052 --> 00:00:04,054 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:10,636 --> 00:00:12,320 Hello, Roz. 3 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:13,780 I say, hello, Roz. 4 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,532 Oh, I'm sorry. 5 00:00:15,599 --> 00:00:18,160 Oh, don't be. I didn't mean to disturb your reading. 6 00:00:18,227 --> 00:00:20,328 - Actually, I'm doing a little research. - Mm-hmm. 7 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:22,414 Um, I have a meeting with a publisher tomorrow. 8 00:00:22,481 --> 00:00:24,082 I'm thinking of writing a children's book. 9 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:25,292 - Really? - Yeah.
1 00:00:02,052 --> 00:00:04,054 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:10,444 [DAPHNE LAUGHING] 3 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:11,987 - DAPHNE: Hello. - NILES: Hey. 4 00:00:12,054 --> 00:00:13,738 Ah, the weekend warriors have returned. 5 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:16,908 You better watch out, Dr. Crane. I'm getting pretty good at kickboxing. 6 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:20,979 It's true, it's true. She hits so hard, they call her the British Pound. 7 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:23,857 You hit pretty hard yourself there, Nails. 8 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:26,585 I'm gonna hop in the shower. 9 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:30,113 - Nails? - Oh, you scratch one guy...
1 00:00:02,224 --> 00:00:04,226 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:11,486 You sure Daphne will like this one? 3 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:13,780 It's perfect, Niles. Look, it even says on the box: 4 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:17,367 "For the perfect DVD-viewing experience," all right? 5 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:21,079 What do you suppose "multi-angle capability" means? 6 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:23,899 It means that the remote control will respond from any angle. 7 00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:26,793 CLAIRE: Not to intrude, 8 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:30,255 but actually, it means you can see a scene from different camera angles. 9 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:33,550
1 00:00:02,052 --> 00:00:04,054 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:10,761 [DOORBELL RINGS] 3 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:16,283 - Hey, Daphne. - Hello, Roz, Alice. 4 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,994 - What brings you here? - We're borrowing Frasier's car. 5 00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:21,872 Oh, I see. And you're leaving Alice here as collateral. 6 00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:23,874 Actually, he's being very nice about it. 7 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:26,334 Mine's in the shop, and I'm taking Alice and her friends 8 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:27,627 to an ice cream party. 9 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:30,547 You told me it was your friends and the Science Center.
1 00:00:02,052 --> 00:00:04,054 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:09,927 --> 00:00:11,653 Niles, listen, when Claire gets here, 3 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,363 can you give us a moment of privacy? 4 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:15,407 - Of course. - I'm planning on asking her 5 00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:17,200 to go to Belize with me next weekend. 6 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:20,871 Oh! Belize-imo. 7 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:24,399 You'd better Belize it. 8 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:27,711 Let's see what we can do with Ecuador. 9 00:00:27,778 --> 00:00:30,714 - Maybe later. - Wait, next weekend? 10 00:00:30,781 --> 00:00:32,549
