Fawlty Towers - The Complete Collection English Subtitles

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- Number 17, please.
- That'll be fine, thank you.

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Goodbye. Thank you so much.

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Hello, Fawlty Towers.

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Oh, hello, Mr Hawkins.

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- I've arranged your car for 2:00.
- Thank you.

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Well, you did say today, Mr Hawkins.

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- You do accept cheques?
- With a banker's card, yes.

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Well, we have to cancel the order then.

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Yes. No, no, 5:00 will be fine.

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Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

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- Hello?
- What a shame.

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- Manuel?
- Operator, what is going on?

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Oh, I know.

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I've been trying to get through
to the speaking clock.

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Oh, dear.

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Well, it's engaged.

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How awful.

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It's been engaged for ten minutes.

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Oh, it's a lovely part
of the world, isn't it?

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All those beautiful trees and fields
and variety of birds.

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Yes, that's true.

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And you can just go there
and get away from it all,

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away from the helter-skelter
of modern life.

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Because we all do need our
solitude, don't we?

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Yes, we do.

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I mean, nowadays,
it's not easy to find the time to...

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And he loves pecans and walnuts

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and he simply adores those
little cheese footballs,

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don't you, my darling?

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Oh, isn't he beautiful?

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Very attractive little fellow. What is he?

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He's a little Shih-Tzu.

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Is he really?

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Oh, dear, what breed is it?

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They're lap-dogs, aren't they?

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A lap-dog?

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- It's only a hundred.
- Nothing to them.

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- I said I'd pay it back in six weeks.
- Or knock it off your wages.

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- She said it would be all right.
- Poll!

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If he would have said "No"
three weeks ago when I asked him,

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- I could have gotten the money somewhere else.
- Ask him this morning.

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I've asked him three
times, it's embarrassing.

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Tell him if he won't let you have
it, you'll go.

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- I've got to have it this weekend.
- Well, ask him.

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You said you'd go.

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I didn't say I would, I said I might.
I've got to do the accounts tonight.

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You don't have to do the accounts tonight.

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- I do.
- It's always the same.

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Whenever I want to go out,
you've always got some excuse.

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It's not an excuse.
It's just that tonight...

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It's not just tonight, it's any night
I want to go out with any of my friends,

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anyone at all, any other members
of the human race.

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