Fawlty Towers - The Complete Collection English Subtitles

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One double room without bath
for the 16th, 17th and 18th.

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Yes, and if you'd be so good as to
confirm by letter?

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Thank you so much, goodbye.

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- Have you made up the bill for room 12, Basil?
- No, I haven't yet, no.

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Well, they're in a hurry,
Polly says they didn't get their alarm call.

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Please get that picture up,
it's been there for a week.

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It's been there since Monday, Sybil.

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Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday...

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Good morning. Friday, Sat...

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Sorry, I forgot my key.

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Oh, thanks.

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Hello, Fawlty Towers.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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No, this afternoon, that would be fine.

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No, it's 16 Elwood Avenue.

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16, that's it. Thank you.

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I'll just put these outside, shall I, dear?

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Polly, this is where
we'll be if you need us.

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By Jove!

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It's warm tonight, isn't it, Fawlty?

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Certainly is, Major, yes.

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Very warm.

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Can I get you another one?

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What? Oh, well, why not, indeed?
What a very nice idea.

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Reminds me
of somebody machine-gunning a seal.

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- The heat?
- No, no. My wife's laugh.

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Ah, yes.

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I know. Well, it all started
with that electrician, didn't it?

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Real live wire, he was.
Only one watt, but plenty of volts as they say.

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Well, anything in trousers, yes.
Or out of them, preferably.

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Yes. Hmm?

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No, just lighting up. Go on.

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I know, I heard that...
With her mother in the same room.

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No, no.

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No, no, of course I won't. Go on.

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- Basil?
- Yes, dear.

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Come on.

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Is it so difficult for you to start?
It's so basic.

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If you don't go,
there's little point in having you.

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Just pull yourself together, all right?
Make an effort.

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- Come on. Now, look.
- Mr Fawlty.

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Mr Fawlty, Mr Fawlty.

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- Telephone.
- What?

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Telephone. Telephone.

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Where's Sybil?

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- So, you're sure you'll be all right?
- What, Basil?

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- You'll be all right?
- Will you get me my bed jacket?

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Bed jacket.

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In the drawer, the blue one, in the drawer!

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Now, you won't forget
the fire drill tomorrow?

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I won't, dear. I can cope, you know.

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This one?

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- That's not blue.
- It's got blue things on it.

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They're flowers, and I didn't ask
for the one with flowers, did I?