Family Guy - Ninth Season English Subtitles
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Family.Guy.S09.720p.HDTV.X264-DIMENSION
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named to match HD scene pack, should also work with SD, includes s09e21
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1 00:00:14,950 --> 00:00:16,450 Attention, everyone, mail call! 2 00:00:16,460 --> 00:00:18,907 Meg, Teen People. Chris, Amazing Spiderman. 3 00:00:18,917 --> 00:00:19,942 Lois, Redbook. 4 00:00:19,952 --> 00:00:22,346 World War II Army Guy, a letter from your gal. 5 00:00:22,934 --> 00:00:25,468 Open that one up, buddy. 6 00:00:25,540 --> 00:00:27,308 All right, at ease, at ease. 7 00:00:27,375 --> 00:00:28,642 "Dear Willy, it's been awful lonesome 8 00:00:28,710 --> 00:00:30,277 since you've been away." 9 00:00:30,345 --> 00:00:31,612 Hey, you hear that, fellas?
1 00:00:03,289 --> 00:00:05,423 What's wrong with the TV. Nothing, Chris. 2 00:00:05,468 --> 00:00:06,735 All the shows are in widescreen now. 3 00:00:06,803 --> 00:00:08,654 So you can see all the stuff on the sides 4 00:00:08,722 --> 00:00:10,222 that you couldn't before. 5 00:00:10,290 --> 00:00:11,557 We now return to The Brady Bunch. 6 00:00:11,624 --> 00:00:12,558 See, look. 7 00:00:12,625 --> 00:00:14,026 Here's what you used to see. 8 00:00:14,094 --> 00:00:15,027 Good night, Mike. 9 00:00:15,095 --> 00:00:16,228 Good night, Carol.
1 00:00:01,511 --> 00:00:04,546 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ 2 00:00:04,614 --> 00:00:07,849 ♪ is violence in movies and sex on TV. ♪ 3 00:00:07,917 --> 00:00:11,019 ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ 4 00:00:11,087 --> 00:00:14,089 ♪ on which we used to rely? ♪ 5 00:00:14,156 --> 00:00:17,859 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy. ♪ 6 00:00:17,927 --> 00:00:20,962 ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ 7 00:00:21,030 --> 00:00:22,564 ♪ all the things that make us ♪ 8 00:00:22,632 --> 00:00:23,932 ♪ laugh and cry. ♪ 9 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,102 ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
1 00:00:01,620 --> 00:00:04,655 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ 2 00:00:04,723 --> 00:00:07,742 ♪ is violence in movies and sex on TV. ♪ 3 00:00:07,809 --> 00:00:11,195 ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ 4 00:00:11,262 --> 00:00:14,148 ♪ on which we used to rely? ♪ 5 00:00:14,232 --> 00:00:17,768 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy. ♪ 6 00:00:17,819 --> 00:00:20,988 ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ 7 00:00:21,072 --> 00:00:22,640 ♪ all the things that make us ♪ 8 00:00:22,707 --> 00:00:24,008 ♪ laugh and cry. ♪ 9 00:00:24,075 --> 00:00:27,161 ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
1 00:00:01,274 --> 00:00:04,342 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ 2 00:00:04,410 --> 00:00:07,746 ♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪ 3 00:00:07,813 --> 00:00:10,882 ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ 4 00:00:10,950 --> 00:00:13,852 ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ 5 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:17,789 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ 6 00:00:17,873 --> 00:00:20,742 ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ 7 00:00:20,793 --> 00:00:22,327 ♪ All the things that make us ♪ 8 00:00:22,395 --> 00:00:23,712 ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ 9 00:00:23,779 --> 00:00:26,481 ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
1 00:00:00,724 --> 00:00:03,792 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ 2 00:00:03,860 --> 00:00:07,196 ♪ is violence in movies and sex on TV. ♪ 3 00:00:07,263 --> 00:00:10,332 ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ 4 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:13,302 ♪ on which we used to rely? ♪ 5 00:00:13,370 --> 00:00:17,239 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy. ♪ 6 00:00:17,510 --> 00:00:20,362 ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ 7 00:00:20,446 --> 00:00:21,980 ♪ all the things that make us ♪ 8 00:00:22,048 --> 00:00:23,348 ♪ laugh and cry. ♪ 9 00:00:23,416 --> 00:00:26,518 ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:06,000 ♪ Family Guy 9x07 ♪ Road to the North Pole Original Air Date on December 12, 2010 2 00:00:06,100 --> 00:00:09,600 == Sync, corrected by elderman == == for www.addic7ed.com == 3 00:01:06,784 --> 00:01:07,651 Hi. 4 00:01:07,692 --> 00:01:10,110 I'm Ron MacFarlane, Seth MacFarlane's father. 5 00:01:10,161 --> 00:01:12,246 And I'm here to tell you the story 6 00:01:12,313 --> 00:01:14,615 of a very special Christmas in Quahog. 7 00:01:14,666 --> 00:01:17,251 Kenny Rogers was supposed to be here, 8 00:01:17,318 --> 00:01:19,369 but I think he's dead. 9
1 00:00:00,724 --> 00:00:03,792 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ 2 00:00:03,860 --> 00:00:07,196 ♪ is violence in movies and sex on TV. ♪ 3 00:00:07,263 --> 00:00:10,332 ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ 4 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:13,302 ♪ on which we used to rely? ♪ 5 00:00:13,370 --> 00:00:17,239 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy. ♪ 6 00:00:17,510 --> 00:00:20,362 ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ 7 00:00:20,446 --> 00:00:21,980 ♪ all the things that make us ♪ 8 00:00:22,516 --> 00:00:23,850 ♪ laugh and cry. ♪ 9 00:00:23,917 --> 00:00:25,885 ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
1 00:00:04,321 --> 00:00:07,389 Stewie Griffin... scientist, inventor, infant. 2 00:00:07,472 --> 00:00:09,940 Searching for a way to tap into the hidden strengths 3 00:00:09,974 --> 00:00:11,008 that all humans have. 4 00:00:11,075 --> 00:00:12,609 Then an accidental overdose 5 00:00:12,677 --> 00:00:14,878 of gamma radiation alters his body chemistry. 6 00:00:16,647 --> 00:00:19,400 And now whenever Stewie Griffin grows angry or outraged, 7 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:21,877 a startling metamorphosis occurs. 8 00:00:22,025 --> 00:00:24,927 Oh, I hurt myself changing this tire! 9 00:00:32,019 --> 00:00:34,654 The creature is driven by rage
1 00:00:00,619 --> 00:00:03,687 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ 2 00:00:03,755 --> 00:00:07,091 ♪ is violence in movies and sex on TV. ♪ 3 00:00:07,158 --> 00:00:10,227 ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ 4 00:00:10,295 --> 00:00:13,197 ♪ on which we used to rely? ♪ 5 00:00:13,264 --> 00:00:17,134 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy. ♪ 6 00:00:17,202 --> 00:00:20,070 ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ 7 00:00:20,138 --> 00:00:21,672 ♪ all the things that make us ♪ 8 00:00:21,740 --> 00:00:23,040 ♪ laugh and cry. ♪ 9 00:00:23,108 --> 00:00:26,210 ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
1 00:00:00,619 --> 00:00:03,687 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ 2 00:00:03,755 --> 00:00:07,091 ♪ is violence in movies and sex on TV. ♪ 3 00:00:07,158 --> 00:00:10,227 ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ 4 00:00:10,295 --> 00:00:13,197 ♪ on which we used to rely? ♪ 5 00:00:13,264 --> 00:00:17,134 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy. ♪ 6 00:00:17,202 --> 00:00:20,070 ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ 7 00:00:20,138 --> 00:00:21,672 ♪ all the things that make us ♪ 8 00:00:21,740 --> 00:00:23,040 ♪ laugh and cry. ♪ 9 00:00:23,290 --> 00:00:26,721 ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
1 00:00:01,202 --> 00:00:04,254 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ 2 00:00:04,321 --> 00:00:07,674 ♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪ 3 00:00:07,725 --> 00:00:10,810 ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ 4 00:00:10,877 --> 00:00:13,780 ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ 5 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:17,717 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ 6 00:00:17,768 --> 00:00:20,653 ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ 7 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:22,238 ♪ All the things that make us ♪ 8 00:00:22,306 --> 00:00:23,606 ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ 9 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:26,776 ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
1 00:00:01,533 --> 00:00:04,585 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ 2 00:00:04,652 --> 00:00:08,005 ♪ is violence in movies and sex on TV. ♪ 3 00:00:08,056 --> 00:00:11,141 ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ 4 00:00:12,051 --> 00:00:14,954 ♪ on which we used to rely? ♪ 5 00:00:15,021 --> 00:00:18,891 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy. ♪ 6 00:00:18,942 --> 00:00:21,744 ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ 7 00:00:21,828 --> 00:00:23,345 ♪ all the things that make us ♪ 8 00:00:23,413 --> 00:00:24,780 ♪ laugh and cry. ♪ 9 00:00:24,865 --> 00:00:28,686 ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
1 00:00:01,420 --> 00:00:04,488 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ 2 00:00:04,556 --> 00:00:07,892 ♪ is violence in movies and sex on TV. ♪ 3 00:00:07,959 --> 00:00:11,028 ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ 4 00:00:11,096 --> 00:00:13,998 ♪ on which we used to rely? ♪ 5 00:00:14,066 --> 00:00:17,902 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy. ♪ 6 00:00:17,969 --> 00:00:20,838 ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ 7 00:00:20,906 --> 00:00:22,440 ♪ all the things that make us ♪ 8 00:00:22,507 --> 00:00:23,808 ♪ laugh and cry. ♪ 9 00:00:23,875 --> 00:00:28,790 ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
1 00:00:00,694 --> 00:00:03,763 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ 2 00:00:03,831 --> 00:00:07,167 ♪ is violence in movies and sex on TV. ♪ 3 00:00:07,234 --> 00:00:10,286 ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ 4 00:00:10,371 --> 00:00:13,273 ♪ on which we used to rely? ♪ 5 00:00:13,340 --> 00:00:17,210 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy. ♪ 6 00:00:17,261 --> 00:00:20,129 ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ 7 00:00:20,214 --> 00:00:21,731 ♪ all the things that make us ♪ 8 00:00:21,799 --> 00:00:23,099 ♪ laugh and cry. ♪ 9 00:00:23,184 --> 00:00:27,639 ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
1 00:00:00,613 --> 00:00:03,682 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ 2 00:00:04,017 --> 00:00:07,353 ♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪ 3 00:00:07,414 --> 00:00:10,466 ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ 4 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:13,982 ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ 5 00:00:14,049 --> 00:00:17,918 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ 6 00:00:18,003 --> 00:00:20,871 ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ 7 00:00:20,922 --> 00:00:22,456 ♪ All the things that make us ♪ 8 00:00:22,524 --> 00:00:23,841 ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ 9 00:00:23,908 --> 00:00:28,417 ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
1 00:00:01,490 --> 00:00:04,626 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ 2 00:00:04,693 --> 00:00:07,962 ♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪ 3 00:00:08,030 --> 00:00:11,115 ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ 4 00:00:11,167 --> 00:00:14,068 ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ 5 00:00:14,136 --> 00:00:18,006 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ 6 00:00:18,090 --> 00:00:20,842 ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ 7 00:00:20,926 --> 00:00:22,460 ♪ All the things that make us ♪ 8 00:00:22,528 --> 00:00:23,811 ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ 9 00:00:23,896 --> 00:00:28,567 ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
1 00:00:06,599 --> 00:00:08,101 TV ANNOUNCER. And now, back to VH1's 2 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:09,736 Salute to Singers from the'90s. 3 00:00:10,035 --> 00:00:13,847 Today's installment, "Why they all needed to turn every vowel into the letter'A.'" 4 00:00:14,907 --> 00:00:17,911 ♪ It used to bay... 5 00:00:18,010 --> 00:00:20,854 ♪ that you loved may... ♪ 6 00:00:21,180 --> 00:00:25,754 ♪ But now it's nineteen- ninetay... ♪ 7 00:00:25,851 --> 00:00:31,430 ♪ and I have to set you fray... ♪ 8 00:00:31,524 --> 00:00:34,664 ♪ Fray... ♪ 9 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:41,273 ♪ The letter A, the A, the A, the letter A... ♪ 10
