Family Guy - Ninth Season English Subtitles
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1 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:16,998 Attention, everyone, mail call! 2 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:19,230 Meg, Teen People, Chris, Amazing Spider-Man... 3 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:22,756 Lois, Redbook, World War II Army Guy, a letter from your gal. 4 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:26,960 Open that one up, buddy. - All right, at ease, at ease. 5 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:29,475 "Dear Willy, it's been lonesome since you've been away." 6 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:31,153 You hear that, fellas? She misses me! 7 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:33,829 You're all wet. 8 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:37,475 Hey, check this out. We got invited to a party. 9 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:41,633 "Peter Griffin, you and your family
1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:06,516 - What's wrong with the TV? - Nothing, Chris. 2 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:10,639 All shows are wide-screen now, so you can see the stuff you couldn't before. 3 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:12,916 We now return to The Brady Bunch. 4 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,911 See, look. Here's what you used to see. 5 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:16,877 - Good night, Mike. - Good night, Carol. 6 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:19,315 And here's the stuff you missed. 7 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:30,077 It seems today that all you see 8 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:33,232 Is violence in movies and sex on TV 9 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:36,676 But where are those Good old-fashioned values
1 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:05,398 It seems today that all you see 2 00:00:05,560 --> 00:00:08,597 Is violence in movies and sex on TV 3 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:12,150 But where are those Good old-fasioned values 4 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:15,118 On which we used to rely? 5 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:18,192 Lucky there's a family guy 6 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:21,670 Lucky there's a man who Positively can do 7 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:23,159 All the things that make us 8 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:24,594 Laugh and cry 9 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:29,959 He's a family guy 10 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:40,470
1 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:05,273 It seems today that all you see 2 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:08,916 Is violence in movies and sex on TV 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,117 But where are those good old-fashioned values 4 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:14,919 On which we used to rely? 5 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:18,357 Lucky there 's a family guy 6 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:21,318 Lucky there 's a man who positively can do 7 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:23,158 All the things that make us 8 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:24,798 Laugh and cry 9 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:29,476 He 's a family guy 10 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:39,915
1 00:00:02,520 --> 00:00:05,478 It seems today that all you see 2 00:00:05,560 --> 00:00:08,677 Is violence in movies and sex on TV 3 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:11,797 But where are those good old-fashioned values 4 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:14,669 On which we used to rely? 5 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:17,635 Lucky there 's a family guy 6 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:21,637 Lucky there 's a man who positively can do 7 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:23,199 All the things that make us 8 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:24,679 Laugh and cry 9 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:29,755 He 's a family guy! 10 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:45,718
1 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:05,592 It seems today that all you see 2 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:08,797 Is violence in movies and sex on TV 3 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:11,917 But where are those good old-fashioned values 4 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:14,800 On which we used to rely? 5 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:17,789 Lucky there 's a family guy 6 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,358 Lucky there 's a man who positively can do 7 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,118 All the things that make us 8 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:24,792 Laugh and cry 9 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:29,749 He 's a family guy 10 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:39,913
1 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:09,516 Hi. I'm Ron MacFarlane, Seth MacFarlane's father. 2 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:13,713 And I'm here to tell you the story of a very special Christmas in Quahog. 3 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,634 Kenny Rogers was supposed to be here, 4 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:18,392 but I think he's dead. 5 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:20,835 Anyway, Seth came out of my penis, 6 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:22,831 and now he made this. 7 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:31,149 Our story begins in Quahog just before Christmas time. 8 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:35,028 The town was blanketed with snow, the trees were being trimmed, 9 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:38,192 and everyone was making up their Christmas lists.
1 00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:05,711 It seems today that all you see 2 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:08,872 Is violence in movies and sex on TV 3 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:11,997 But where are those good old-fashioned values 4 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:14,874 On which we used to rely? 5 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:18,000 Lucky there 's a family guy 6 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:21,717 Lucky there 's a man who positively can do 7 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:23,199 All the things that make us 8 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:24,872 Laugh and cry 9 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:29,795 He 's a family guy 10 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,069
1 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:08,912 Stewie Griffin, scientist, inventor, infant. 2 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,470 Searching for a way to tap into the hidden strengths that all humans have. 3 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:16,951 Then an accidental overdose of gamma radiation alters his body chemistry. 4 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:20,597 And now whenever Stewie Griffin grows angry or outraged, 5 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:22,750 a startling metamorphosis occurs. 6 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:24,638 I hurt myself changing this tire! 7 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:36,639 The creature is driven by rage and pursued by an investigative reporter. 8 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:40,429 Mr. Tucker, don't make me angry. You wouldn't Iike me when I'm angry. 9 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:54,552 The creature is wanted for
1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:05,358 It seems today that all you see 2 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:08,718 Is violence in movies and sex on TV 3 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:12,071 But where are those good old-fashioned values 4 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:14,829 On which we used to rely? 5 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:18,113 Lucky there 's a family guy 6 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:21,677 Lucky there 's a man who positively can do 7 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:23,159 All the things that make us 8 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:24,838 Laugh and cry 9 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:29,675 He 's a family guy 10 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:38,793
1 00:00:02,520 --> 00:00:05,398 It seems today that all you see 2 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:08,718 Is violence in movies and sex on TV 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,231 But where are those good old-fashioned values 4 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:14,590 On which we used to rely? 5 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:17,874 Lucky there 's a family guy 6 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:21,598 Lucky there 's a man who positively can do 7 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:23,358 All the things that make us 8 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:24,873 Laugh and cry 9 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:29,715 He 's a family guy 10 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:37,240
1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:05,631 It seems today that all you see 2 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:08,871 Is violence in movies and sex on TV 3 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:12,157 But where are those good old-fashioned values 4 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:14,834 On which we used to rely? 5 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:17,954 Lucky there 's a family guy 6 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:21,592 Lucky there 's a man who positively can do 7 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:23,193 All the things that make us 8 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:24,872 Laugh and cry 9 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:29,670 He 's a family guy 10 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:39,273
1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:05,278 It seems today that all you see 2 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:08,792 Is violence in movies and sex on TV 3 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:12,077 But where are those good old-fashioned values 4 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:14,913 On which we used to rely? 5 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:17,914 Lucky there 's a family guy 6 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,518 Lucky there 's a man who positively can do 7 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:23,113 All the things that make us 8 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:24,838 Laugh and cry 9 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:30,392 He 's a family guy 10 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:39,429
1 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:05,352 It seems today that all you see 2 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:08,757 Is violence in movies and sex on TV 3 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:12,151 But where are those good old-fashioned values 4 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:14,835 On which we used to rely? 5 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:17,874 Lucky there 's a family guy 6 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,677 Lucky there 's a man who positively can do 7 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:23,273 All the things that make us 8 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:24,873 Laugh and cry 9 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:30,239 He 's a family guy 10 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:37,797
1 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:05,352 It seems today that all you see 2 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:08,678 Is violence in movies and sex on TV 3 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:12,191 But where are those good old-fashioned values 4 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:14,748 On which we used to rely? 5 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:17,879 Lucky there 's a family guy 6 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:21,637 Lucky there 's a man who positively can do 7 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:23,153 All the things that make us 8 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:24,753 Laugh and cry 9 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:30,278 He 's a family guy 10 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:38,068
1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:05,358 It seems today that all you see 2 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:08,712 Is violence in movies and sex on TV 3 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:12,270 But where are those good old-fashioned values 4 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:14,869 On which we used to rely? 5 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:18,392 Lucky there 's a family guy 6 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:21,597 Lucky there 's a man who positively can do 7 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:23,159 All the things that make us 8 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:24,679 Laugh and cry 9 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:29,436 He 's a family guy 10 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:36,271
1 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:05,512 It seems today that all you see 2 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:08,717 Is violence in movies and sex on TV 3 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:12,190 But where are those good old-fashioned values 4 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:14,669 On which we used to rely? 5 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:18,272 Lucky there 's a family guy 6 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:21,477 Lucky there 's a man who positively can do 7 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:22,993 All the things that make us 8 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:24,672 Laugh and cry 9 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:29,550 He 's a family guy 10 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:36,438
1 00:00:06,406 --> 00:00:07,909 And now, back to VH1's 2 00:00:08,009 --> 00:00:09,544 Salute to Singers From the '90s. 3 00:00:09,844 --> 00:00:13,650 Today's installment, ''Why they all needed to turn every vowel into the letter 'A.''' 4 00:00:14,714 --> 00:00:17,719 lt used to bay 5 00:00:17,817 --> 00:00:20,656 That you loved may 6 00:00:20,988 --> 00:00:25,563 But now it's nineteen-ninetay 7 00:00:25,658 --> 00:00:27,294 And I have to set 8 00:00:27,995 --> 00:00:31,234 you Fray 9 00:00:31,331 --> 00:00:34,470 fray 10 00:00:34,567 --> 00:00:36,737 The letter A
