Family Guy - Ninth Season English Subtitles
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1 00:00:14,567 --> 00:00:16,800 Attention, everyone, mail call! 2 00:00:16,833 --> 00:00:18,833 Meg... Teen People; Chris... Amazing Spiderman; 3 00:00:18,867 --> 00:00:20,233 Lois... Redbook; 4 00:00:20,267 --> 00:00:22,867 World War II Army Guy... A letter from your gal. 5 00:00:22,900 --> 00:00:25,367 Open that one up, buddy. 6 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,967 All right, at ease, at ease. 7 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,567 "Dear Willy, it's been awful lonesome 8 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:29,967 since you've been away." 9 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,543 Hey, you hear that,
1 00:00:03,371 --> 00:00:04,805 What's wrong with the TV? 2 00:00:04,872 --> 00:00:05,739 Nothing, Chris. 3 00:00:05,806 --> 00:00:07,246 All the shows are in wide-screen now. 4 00:00:07,275 --> 00:00:09,110 So you can see all the stuff on the sides 5 00:00:09,177 --> 00:00:10,511 that you couldn't before. 6 00:00:10,578 --> 00:00:12,046 We now return to The Brady Bunch. 7 00:00:12,113 --> 00:00:13,114 See, look. 8 00:00:13,181 --> 00:00:14,648 Here's what you used to see. 9 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:15,649 Good night, Mike.
1 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:04,472 It seems today that all you see. 2 00:00:04,538 --> 00:00:07,908 Is violence in movies and sex on TV. 3 00:00:07,975 --> 00:00:11,512 But where are those good old-fashioned values. 4 00:00:11,579 --> 00:00:14,415 On which we used to rely? 5 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:18,386 Lucky there's a family guy. 6 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:21,389 Lucky there's a man who positively can do. 7 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,057 All the things that make us. 8 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:24,792 Laugh and cry. 9 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:30,098 He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy!
1 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:04,472 It seems today that all you see. 2 00:00:04,538 --> 00:00:07,975 Is violence in movies and sex on TV. 3 00:00:08,042 --> 00:00:11,545 But where are those good old-fashioned values. 4 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:14,382 On which we used to rely? 5 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:17,785 Lucky there's a family guy. 6 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:21,389 Lucky there's a man who positively can do. 7 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,057 All the things that make us. 8 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:24,858 Laugh and cry. 9 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:30,098 He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy!
1 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:04,538 It seems today that all you see. 2 00:00:04,605 --> 00:00:07,908 Is violence in movies and sex on TV. 3 00:00:07,975 --> 00:00:11,445 But where are those good old-fashioned values. 4 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:14,382 On which we used to rely? 5 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:17,785 Lucky there's a family guy. 6 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:21,389 Lucky there's a man who positively can do. 7 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,057 All the things that make us. 8 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:24,858 Laugh and cry. 9 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:30,098 He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy!
1 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:05,139 It seems today that all you see. 2 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:08,442 Is violence in movies and sex on TV. 3 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:11,545 But where are those good old-fashioned values. 4 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:14,382 On which we used to rely? 5 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:18,519 Lucky there's a family guy. 6 00:00:18,586 --> 00:00:21,422 Lucky there's a man who positively can do. 7 00:00:21,489 --> 00:00:23,091 All the things that make us. 8 00:00:23,157 --> 00:00:24,858 Laugh and cry. 9 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:30,098 He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy!
1 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:08,502 Hi. 2 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,804 I'm Ron MacFarlane, Seth MacFarlane's father. 3 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:13,107 And I'm here to tell you the story 4 00:01:13,174 --> 00:01:15,443 of a very special Christmas in Quahog. 5 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:18,179 Kenny Rogers was supposed to be here, 6 00:01:18,246 --> 00:01:20,214 but I think he's dead. 7 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:22,850 Anyway, Seth came out of my penis, 8 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:25,253 and now he made this. 9 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:33,494 Our story begins in Quahog
1 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:05,139 It seems today that all you see. 2 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:08,442 Is violence in movies and sex on TV. 3 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:11,545 But where are those good old-fashioned values. 4 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:14,582 On which we used to rely? 5 00:00:14,648 --> 00:00:18,319 Lucky there's a family guy. 6 00:00:18,386 --> 00:00:21,389 Lucky there's a man who positively can do. 7 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,057 All the things that make us. 8 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:24,858 Laugh and cry. 9 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:30,098 He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy!
1 00:00:04,905 --> 00:00:07,675 Stewie Griffin... Scientist, inventor, infant. 2 00:00:07,741 --> 00:00:10,844 Searching for a way to tap into the hidden strengths 3 00:00:10,911 --> 00:00:11,945 that all humans have. 4 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,447 Then an accidental overdose 5 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:15,849 of gamma radiation alters his body chemistry. 6 00:00:17,551 --> 00:00:20,321 And now whenever Stewie Griffin grows angry or outraged, 7 00:00:20,388 --> 00:00:22,423 a startling metamorphosis occurs. 8 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:25,493 Ow, I hurt myself changing this tire! 9 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:35,103
1 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:04,472 It seems today that all you see. 2 00:00:04,538 --> 00:00:07,808 Is violence in movies and sex on TV. 3 00:00:07,875 --> 00:00:11,445 But where are those good old-fashioned values. 4 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:14,382 On which we used to rely? 5 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:17,551 Lucky there's a family guy. 6 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:21,389 Lucky there's a man who positively can do. 7 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,057 All the things that make us. 8 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:24,425 Laugh and cry. 9 00:00:24,492 --> 00:00:30,098 He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy!
1 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:04,638 It seems today that all you see. 2 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:07,741 Is violence in movies and sex on TV. 3 00:00:07,808 --> 00:00:11,545 But where are those good old-fashioned values. 4 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:14,382 On which we used to rely? 5 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:17,951 Lucky there's a family guy. 6 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:21,389 Lucky there's a man who positively can do. 7 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,057 All the things that make us. 8 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:24,858 Laugh and cry. 9 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:30,098 He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy!
1 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:04,638 It seems today that all you see. 2 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:07,975 Is violence in movies and sex on TV. 3 00:00:08,042 --> 00:00:11,412 But where are those good old-fashioned values. 4 00:00:11,479 --> 00:00:14,382 On which we used to rely? 5 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:17,585 Lucky there's a family guy. 6 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:21,389 Lucky there's a man who positively can do. 7 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,057 All the things that make us. 8 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:24,858 Laugh and cry. 9 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:30,098 He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy!
1 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:04,672 It seems today that all you see. 2 00:00:04,738 --> 00:00:08,008 Is violence in movies and sex on TV. 3 00:00:08,076 --> 00:00:11,545 But where are those good old-fashioned values. 4 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:14,382 On which we used to rely? 5 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:18,319 Lucky there's a family guy. 6 00:00:18,386 --> 00:00:21,389 Lucky there's a man who positively can do. 7 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,057 All the things that make us. 8 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:24,725 Laugh and cry. 9 00:00:24,792 --> 00:00:30,098 He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy!
1 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:04,538 It seems today that all you see. 2 00:00:04,605 --> 00:00:07,908 Is violence in movies and sex on TV. 3 00:00:07,975 --> 00:00:11,545 But where are those good old-fashioned values. 4 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:14,382 On which we used to rely? 5 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:18,319 Lucky there's a family guy. 6 00:00:18,386 --> 00:00:21,389 Lucky there's a man who positively can do. 7 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,057 All the things that make us. 8 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:24,858 Laugh and cry. 9 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:30,098 He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy!
1 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:04,572 It seems today that all you see. 2 00:00:04,638 --> 00:00:07,975 Is violence in movies and sex on TV. 3 00:00:08,042 --> 00:00:11,545 But where are those good old-fashioned values. 4 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:14,382 On which we used to rely? 5 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:18,319 Lucky there's a family guy. 6 00:00:18,386 --> 00:00:21,389 Lucky there's a man who positively can do. 7 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,057 All the things that make us. 8 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:24,858 Laugh and cry. 9 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:30,098 He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy!
1 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:04,438 It seems today that all you see. 2 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:07,975 Is violence in movies and sex on TV. 3 00:00:08,042 --> 00:00:11,545 But where are those good old-fashioned values. 4 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:14,382 On which we used to rely? 5 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:18,252 Lucky there's a family guy. 6 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:21,389 Lucky there's a man who positively can do. 7 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,057 All the things that make us. 8 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:24,792 Laugh and cry. 9 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:30,098 He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy!
1 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:04,538 It seems today that all you see. 2 00:00:04,605 --> 00:00:07,841 Is violence in movies and sex on TV. 3 00:00:07,908 --> 00:00:11,145 But where are those good old-fashioned values. 4 00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:14,382 On which we used to rely? 5 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:18,219 Lucky there's a family guy. 6 00:00:18,286 --> 00:00:21,389 Lucky there's a man who positively can do. 7 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,057 All the things that make us. 8 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:24,592 Laugh and cry. 9 00:00:24,658 --> 00:00:30,098 He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy!
