Everybody Loves Raymond - Eighth Season English Subtitles
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1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:07,496 Hey, guys, come on, settle-- 2 00:00:07,540 --> 00:00:09,030 who told you you could have those? 3 00:00:09,075 --> 00:00:10,508 Put those back. 4 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:12,170 Settle down! Ray, can you help me? 5 00:00:12,212 --> 00:00:15,147 Hey hey hey hey hey hey! Listen! 6 00:00:18,118 --> 00:00:19,278 Bye. 7 00:00:19,319 --> 00:00:21,913 Ray? 8 00:00:23,556 --> 00:00:25,456 What? 9 00:00:25,492 --> 00:00:27,392 Where are you going? I told you yesterday
1 00:00:04,037 --> 00:00:06,096 Okay, that is it! Everybody out of my house! 2 00:00:06,139 --> 00:00:08,107 Ray! If they miss that bus, you're driving 'em! 3 00:00:08,141 --> 00:00:10,905 No! I got the jacket! I got it! 4 00:00:10,944 --> 00:00:13,606 - Come on, stop it, stop it. - What are you doing, huh? 5 00:00:13,646 --> 00:00:16,114 You know both arms don't go in one hole. 6 00:00:16,149 --> 00:00:18,344 Buon giorno! 7 00:00:18,385 --> 00:00:20,615 We're back from our honeymoon. 8 00:00:20,653 --> 00:00:23,121 - Where's his shoe? - What did you do? Take this one? 9
1 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,131 Michael, come on. 2 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:08,106 I let you stay home yesterday, now get up! 3 00:00:08,141 --> 00:00:10,405 The bus is gonna be here any minute. 4 00:00:10,443 --> 00:00:12,911 You can't miss school again, Michael. 5 00:00:12,946 --> 00:00:16,404 Michael, get up! I am sick of this-- 6 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:18,313 Wait a minute! Come back here! 7 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:19,978 Come back here right now. 8 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,578 Ow! 9 00:00:21,621 --> 00:00:24,818 You've got to help me.
1 00:00:03,436 --> 00:00:05,165 Hey, Debra, I'm glad you're here. 2 00:00:05,205 --> 00:00:07,332 Tomorrow, believe it or not, 3 00:00:07,374 --> 00:00:09,865 is Amy's and my three-month anniversary. 4 00:00:09,909 --> 00:00:11,968 Oh! What time's the parade? 5 00:00:14,347 --> 00:00:17,407 And we would like to have you, Debra, 6 00:00:17,450 --> 00:00:21,045 over to celebrate, and you can bring somebody. 7 00:00:23,056 --> 00:00:24,353 Oh, that's sweet. 8 00:00:24,391 --> 00:00:25,790 - Can't make it. - We'll be there. 9 00:00:25,825 --> 00:00:27,019 - Nope. - Yup.
1 00:00:07,207 --> 00:00:09,107 Come on! 2 00:00:09,142 --> 00:00:10,439 Listen, you beat me 3 00:00:10,477 --> 00:00:11,910 by a few strokes, okay? 4 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:13,776 That's only 'cause my back was acting up. 5 00:00:13,813 --> 00:00:15,337 Your back. You know why that is? 6 00:00:15,382 --> 00:00:17,543 'Cause your nose throws you off balance. 7 00:00:20,653 --> 00:00:22,177 Ray, look at this. 8 00:00:22,222 --> 00:00:24,850 Why do you tell your father when things are broken? 9 00:00:24,891 --> 00:00:25,983 All he does is come over,
1 00:00:02,435 --> 00:00:05,495 Iamimpressed. You guys are so manly! 2 00:00:05,538 --> 00:00:08,234 Hurry up! I think I broke a nail! 3 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:11,071 Oh! This burns! 4 00:00:11,111 --> 00:00:13,011 Awesome! 5 00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:15,708 Okay, you know where I was thinking we could put this? 6 00:00:15,749 --> 00:00:17,580 How about right here? 7 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:21,448 Good. 8 00:00:21,488 --> 00:00:24,616 Thanks so much for doing this, you guys. 9 00:00:24,657 --> 00:00:27,023 And you both know if you ever need anything moved,
1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,904 Raymond? 2 00:00:05,939 --> 00:00:08,169 Hey. What's shakin', bacon? 3 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:12,977 Where were you last night? 4 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,480 I thought we were going to watch 5 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:19,474 the Billie Jean King special together on the "Ess-pan." 6 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:21,487 ESPN, Ma. 7 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:23,216 I know. I'm sorry. 8 00:00:23,256 --> 00:00:25,121 I came home. I had the worst headache. 9 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:27,285 I just went right to sleep. 10 00:00:27,394 --> 00:00:30,261
1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,995 I'msoglad we're alone. 2 00:00:06,039 --> 00:00:09,008 I want to talk to you about Debra's birthday. 3 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:11,033 Oh God! Is it today?! 4 00:00:12,645 --> 00:00:14,840 No. It's a week from Saturday. 5 00:00:14,881 --> 00:00:17,349 Oh... okay. Don't do that. 6 00:00:17,384 --> 00:00:19,352 See, I was thinking 7 00:00:19,386 --> 00:00:23,288 you and I could plan a surprise party for her. 8 00:00:27,394 --> 00:00:29,692 - A surprise party? - What do you think? 9 00:00:29,729 --> 00:00:32,596 Nyah... I don't know.
1 00:00:03,503 --> 00:00:06,028 I'm so glad you came a day early, honey. 2 00:00:06,072 --> 00:00:08,040 Me too, Mom. 3 00:00:08,074 --> 00:00:11,134 I'm almost looking forward to this. 4 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:15,675 Oh, good. They're here. 5 00:00:21,588 --> 00:00:22,919 Hello, husband. 6 00:00:22,956 --> 00:00:24,082 Hello, wife. 7 00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:26,653 I missed you. 8 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:27,887 I missed you, too. 9 00:00:27,927 --> 00:00:30,657 Hey, it's winter out here. 10
1 00:00:03,236 --> 00:00:05,568 Debra, what the hell happened to my dictionary? 2 00:00:05,605 --> 00:00:07,971 Oh, yeah, Ray. I'm sorry. I was going to tell you. 3 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:11,774 I caught the boys sliding down the stairs on it. 4 00:00:11,811 --> 00:00:14,473 Oh, come on. It's ruined. Look at this. 5 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:17,074 The leather binding's all coming off, the... 6 00:00:17,183 --> 00:00:19,708 pages are missin', the cover's comin' off it. 7 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:21,983 Calm down, Ray. It's just a dictionary. 8 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:25,082 It's not "just a dictionary," Robert, all right?
1 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:04,364 All right, guys, let's play. 2 00:00:04,404 --> 00:00:06,634 Come on, Ray. Turn off the TV. 3 00:00:08,375 --> 00:00:10,900 This is what you do now, huh? You play board games? 4 00:00:10,944 --> 00:00:14,380 I just like games 'cause it's something we can all do together. 5 00:00:14,414 --> 00:00:16,848 Oh yeah, absolutely-- family fun. 6 00:00:16,883 --> 00:00:19,215 Come on, let me kick your ass. 7 00:00:20,887 --> 00:00:22,479 Marie, come back here. 8 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:24,888 Your father is impossible. 9 00:00:24,924 --> 00:00:27,859
1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,869 Guys, guys! How loud do you need that? 2 00:00:05,905 --> 00:00:08,635 Come on. That's old-man volume. 3 00:00:10,910 --> 00:00:12,741 Hey. Hey, where are the batteries? 4 00:00:12,779 --> 00:00:14,542 Ally put them in her CD player. 5 00:00:14,581 --> 00:00:15,639 Well, uh-- 6 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:17,081 oh, I've gotta do this manually? 7 00:00:17,117 --> 00:00:18,641 I'm like a caveman now. 8 00:00:20,453 --> 00:00:22,045 Ally! 9 00:00:22,088 --> 00:00:23,453 Where's Ally?
1 00:00:01,968 --> 00:00:04,163 Hey, guys. Daddy's pulling in. 2 00:00:04,204 --> 00:00:05,899 Hurry up and finish your meatloaf. 3 00:00:05,939 --> 00:00:07,930 I like your new haircut, Mommy. 4 00:00:07,974 --> 00:00:09,066 Thank you, honey. 5 00:00:09,109 --> 00:00:10,701 Do you think Daddy'll notice? 6 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:12,439 I don't know. You wanna bet? 7 00:00:12,479 --> 00:00:14,174 - Yeah! Yeah! - Sure! 8 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:15,772 Which side do you want to take? 9
1 00:00:04,404 --> 00:00:08,841 Hey, I'm outside waiting in the car for 20 minutes! 2 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:10,409 Coming! 3 00:00:10,443 --> 00:00:12,741 You know, you don't have to do your hair. 4 00:00:12,779 --> 00:00:14,610 I married you already. 5 00:00:16,416 --> 00:00:18,384 I'll be down in a minute. 6 00:00:18,418 --> 00:00:21,216 Yeah yeah. Your minute, it's a half an hour. 7 00:00:21,254 --> 00:00:24,223 That's why the kids can't tell time. 8 00:00:24,257 --> 00:00:26,521 I said I'll be right down! 9 00:00:26,559 --> 00:00:28,424 We can tell time.
1 00:00:03,403 --> 00:00:05,064 Hey, everybody. 2 00:00:05,105 --> 00:00:06,970 Hey, Ally! 3 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,565 Did you have fun at Molly's? 4 00:00:08,608 --> 00:00:10,906 Yeah, she invited me to her birthday party. 5 00:00:10,944 --> 00:00:13,777 Dave's gonna be there. 6 00:00:13,813 --> 00:00:15,178 Oh ho! 7 00:00:15,215 --> 00:00:16,375 Who's Dave? 8 00:00:17,584 --> 00:00:19,643 Dave Yeager. 9 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:23,315 She's only had a crush on him since like forever! 10
1 00:00:04,070 --> 00:00:05,435 Hey. 2 00:00:05,472 --> 00:00:06,496 Hi, Robert. 3 00:00:06,539 --> 00:00:08,302 Look, I don't know 4 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:10,832 if you got me anything for my birthday yet, but-- 5 00:00:10,877 --> 00:00:12,674 Well, I was gonna buy you a hat, 6 00:00:12,712 --> 00:00:14,737 but every time I told them your head size 7 00:00:14,781 --> 00:00:16,578 they'd hang up on me. 8 00:00:21,054 --> 00:00:23,045 Terrific. 9 00:00:23,089 --> 00:00:25,614 No. All I want this year is the peace of mind
1 00:00:03,737 --> 00:00:05,932 Hey! There they are! 2 00:00:05,972 --> 00:00:07,405 How was the carnival? 3 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:08,600 Uncle Robert threw up! 4 00:00:08,641 --> 00:00:09,835 On a ride! 5 00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:14,176 Oh, Robert. 6 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:17,843 He was on one of those spinning rides. 7 00:00:17,884 --> 00:00:19,875 He nailed 11 people! 8 00:00:23,323 --> 00:00:25,484 I had to buy a guy a shirt. 9 00:00:27,894 --> 00:00:30,021 Guess what? That was my college on the phone. 10
1 00:00:04,204 --> 00:00:06,434 Amy, this roast is so tasty. 2 00:00:06,473 --> 00:00:08,703 Yes, honey, it is delicious. 3 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:10,073 Thanks. 4 00:00:10,110 --> 00:00:13,910 Robert made the police blotter this week. 5 00:00:13,947 --> 00:00:16,780 Wow! What went down, man? 6 00:00:16,816 --> 00:00:20,217 A shootout with some smack- and crackheads? 7 00:00:20,253 --> 00:00:22,153 No no, nothing so exciting. 8 00:00:22,188 --> 00:00:23,985 It just said, "Mailbox defaced. 9 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:26,185 Unit responded."
1 00:00:02,736 --> 00:00:05,603 Well, I hope everybody likes pizza pockets. 2 00:00:09,409 --> 00:00:13,175 Oh... microwaved appetizers. 3 00:00:14,647 --> 00:00:16,137 I should've thought of that 4 00:00:16,182 --> 00:00:19,549 before I started tomorrow's Easter dinner from scratch. 5 00:00:22,255 --> 00:00:25,315 That reminds me-- we don't want to miss the morning's worship. 6 00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:28,795 Do you know of any good Presbyterian churches around here? 7 00:00:28,795 --> 00:00:32,162 I left my directory at home. 8 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:35,895 We were thinking that it would be easier if we all went to our church. 9 00:00:35,935 --> 00:00:38,335
1 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:05,634 No, now, here's the sweetest thing: 2 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:07,799 Every night since our wedding, 3 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:09,468 Robert gives me a little massage. 4 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:11,477 - Oh, wow! You are so lucky. - Yeah. 5 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:13,638 Although he kind of doesn't know his own strength 6 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,147 and sometimes when he squeezes, 7 00:00:15,181 --> 00:00:16,842 I feel like I'm being juiced. 8 00:00:19,219 --> 00:00:20,846 But it's very thoughtful. 9
1 00:00:02,969 --> 00:00:05,529 Okay. Here it is, nice and hot. 2 00:00:05,572 --> 00:00:08,234 You're gonna wish you ordered more egg rolls, Raymond. 3 00:00:08,274 --> 00:00:12,074 - Why? - 'Cause I ate 'em in the car. 4 00:00:12,112 --> 00:00:13,477 Sorry we took so long, 5 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:14,912 but listen to this: 6 00:00:14,948 --> 00:00:18,145 While we were waiting for our order in the bar, 7 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:21,847 Robert got discovered! 8 00:00:21,888 --> 00:00:23,879 What do you mean? 9 00:00:23,923 --> 00:00:27,791 Discovered as in, "Hey, I found Bigfoot"?
1 00:00:02,268 --> 00:00:05,101 All right, everybody, you're welcome in my home, 2 00:00:05,205 --> 00:00:07,935 unless you sit in my chair, touch my remote, 3 00:00:07,974 --> 00:00:10,602 or are married to me. 4 00:00:12,445 --> 00:00:15,346 Frank, that's how you talk after church? 5 00:00:15,382 --> 00:00:17,282 Yeah. My prayers weren't answered. 6 00:00:18,418 --> 00:00:21,979 Next time, pray for hair. 7 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:24,217 I hate to break it to both of you, 8 00:00:24,257 --> 00:00:27,283 but God stopped listening to you guys a long time ago. 9
1 00:00:04,304 --> 00:00:06,966 Hey, let me help you with these things. 2 00:00:08,541 --> 00:00:11,408 This is nice-- us working together like this. 3 00:00:12,879 --> 00:00:14,779 What's goin' on, Ray? 4 00:00:14,814 --> 00:00:18,773 Okay, all right. Here's the thing: 5 00:00:18,818 --> 00:00:20,285 Robert and the guys, 6 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:22,288 they, uh, wanna go golfing tomorrow, 7 00:00:22,322 --> 00:00:24,688 and I said, "No! No way! 8 00:00:26,393 --> 00:00:27,860 Because it's-- it's the weekend, 9 00:00:27,894 --> 00:00:30,021
