Duck Dynasty - Third Season English Subtitles

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(Korie) Willie, are you as excited as I am
about your reunion this weekend?

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(Jase) Reunion?

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Willie, do I have to remind you how much
you've changed since high school?

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- He still looks the same.
- (laughing) Are you kidding me?

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You have to say that
'cause you married him.

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(Willie) Around here,
high school reunions are a big deal.

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It's a great opportunity to show off
how successful you are,

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how smoking hot your wife is
and how little hair you've lost.

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(duck calls)

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Yep, that's the one
I'm going with right there.

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I have christened it with my spittle.

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- With what?
- With my spittle.

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That's just gross.

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Hey, tomorrow is opening day
of duck hunting.

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- I can't believe it's here already.
- Tomorrow... it's on!

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Duck season eve to us

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is kind of like Christmas Eve to city folk.

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(Will) Wayne Dog,
what are you doing, man?

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(Wayne)
Not much, what you up to, Will?

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Trying to sell a few duck calls.
How's the cop business?

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- You staying safe?
- I'm trying to.

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Hey, Will, the cable's out.

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Shut up, I'm on the phone.

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(Si) Every time I go over
to see Willie for something,

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he's on an important phone call
with some important person.

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- Phil: Kay, what are you doing?
- Kay: Trying to clean this.

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I know I'm not the best cleaner,
but this is ridiculous.

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- It's sticky.
- You need a little turpentine.

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- It's not paint.
- Turpentine is used for everything, baby.

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Turpentine has a lot of uses...

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varnishes, paints.

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It takes care of rust,
it takes care of stains.

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Most of the time turpentine
is used on smaller projects.

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(Jep)
Oh yeah. I got the works, Jack.

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- (Si) That all you got?
- No, I got more.

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Son, you got enough to feed an army there.

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Leftovers from last night.

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(Si)
All right, look here.

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Lunchtime, hey, that's my second
favorite part of the workday,

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right behind quitting time.

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- What do you got there?
- Bologna sandwich.

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When you got a delicious bologna

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Jase: Who has the longest beard?

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Hey, my beard is longer
than all y'all's beard.

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Martin may have the longest,
but he's only got,

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- like, 10 hairs coming out.
- Easy on the beard jokes.

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- That's worse than a "yo mama" joke.
- Hey.

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Look here. Beard jokes are
a lot like "yo mama" jokes.

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Hey, look here. Your beard is so fat,
not even Dora can explore it.

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Your beard is so ugly, when it tried to
take a bath, the water jumped right out.

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- Korie: Sadie, you almost ready?
- Sadie: Yes, ma'am.

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Don't rip the tag off. Let me cut it off.
I don't want it to rip like the other one.

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- Sadie: I know.
- The other one?

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Yeah, she has to have, like, two formals.

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And a suit for the football game.

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For what?
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

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Willle: Sadie got nominated for the
Homecoming Court and I couldn't be prouder.

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She's really following
in the old man's footsteps.

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- (cheering)
- Missy: Oh, my goodness.

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Si: Oh, the crap table's heating up.

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Oh, good bet.

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18 wins.

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Good to see you.

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Willie: It's casino
night at Duck Commander.

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This is just a little
something I threw together

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to celebrate our
five millionth duck call.

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- Hey, Jep's got two aces.
- Willie!

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Jase:
Can we just go?

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These places
make me nervous.

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'Cause it's like I'm looking
at fishing lures without hooks.

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If you're trying
to attract a predator,

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you would get the most
shiny thing you could find.

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We're not trying
to attract predators.

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- That's my point.
- That's what I'm trying to keep at bay.

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This flashes and says,
"Back off, I'm married."

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Jase:
Now this is heaven, man.

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- Look at this stuff.
- Boy, this is a nice store, J.P.

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Thank you, Willie. We're really excited
to have you guys in here.

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Appreciate the opportunity.

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Bass Pro Shop called me
with some awesome news.

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They wanna give us
an entire section in their store.

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Man, this place is exciting.

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- Which is impressive.
- Look at this.

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Jep:
Hey, don't Tase me, bro.

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Stop.

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Hey, that thing's gonna go off
and probably hit me.

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Si: No, I just want y'all to know, hey,

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I am armed
and considered dangerous.

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Si, you don't have to be armed
to be considered dangerous.

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Jase: Over the years, we have unearthed

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quite the quarry
at the warehouse.

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- Hey, don't be pointing that thing.

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Jase: I've never seen
a big, heavy bull rider.

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Well, I was 150 pounds
when I was riding bulls.

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You ain't ever been
150 pounds in your life.

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Hey, you wanna talk about
bulls or hogs...

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Speaking of hogs...

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Godwin:
That's sweet right there.

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Jase: Who in the world would
park in Willie's parking space?

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Jase: As much as I love
messing with Willie,

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Si: Well, hey, it was
the bait and switch.

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Just because it's about
a teddy bear coming to life

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does not mean
it's a family-friendly movie.

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I saw this movie about a
teddy bear and it was real bad.

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You can just chalk it up
to a lesson learned.

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What is this world
coming to

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when we can't even
count on teddy bears

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to give us wholesome
entertainment?