Duck Dodgers - First Season English Subtitles

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Divert all power
to the forward laser cannons.

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The energy core isn't designed to--

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That's an order, cadet.

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The energy core is going to explode.

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We can't give up now.

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Almost there.

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That should do it.

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Impressive use of line, is it not, cadet?

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The energy core is going to explode.

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- What was that?

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I wonder what happened to my satellites.

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A Martian battle station.

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I don't like the looks of this.

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Calling Duck Dodgers.
Come in, Duck Dodgers.

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-Dodgers!
-What?! Oh, it's you.

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I have strong reason to believe

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that a Martian battle station
has destroyed our satellites

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and is headed for the Earth.

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I'm assigning you to investigate.

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This is the universe.

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I work here in the 24th-and-a-half century.

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That is, since I was thawed out
after being accidentally frozen 351 years ago.

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Yep, Duck Dodgers, that's me.

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I joined Earth's Galactic Protectorate,
and they gave me my very own crew.

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Yes, sir, the Protectorate is a swell outfit.

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They protect Earth from Martian attacks

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and do lots of other good stuff.

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Except for today.

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What you doing there, Isaac Neutron?

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I'm conducting an experiment
on that rare specimen,

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a ferocious octegerius.

4
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What? If there's any experimenting
to do around here,

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I'm gonna do it myself.

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Step aside.

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I guess I'll start with this button right...

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-Not that button.
-...here.

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Wow, now, that's some experimenting.

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1
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Don't mess this up, cadet.

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This is my big chance to be
an ambassador of the people of Earth.

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Are you sure
you have the right coordinates?

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Are you questioning my authority?

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I sure am,
‘cause this place looks, uh, scary.

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And it seems abandoned too.

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Are you kidding?
It's probably teeming with life.

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- Anybody home?
- No.

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It appears to be the entrance

1
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Oh, K-9,
there's nothing like a day on the links

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to take your mind
off all your cares and troubles.

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I have a feeling
this is going to be a great day.

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Come on, boy.

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K-9, bring me my clubs.

6
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Now, be careful. That's a brand-new set.

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Good boy.
But I think I'll try the three wood instead.

8
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Um, thanks, I think.

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Now tee up the ball.

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Dearest Mother:

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Greetings via subspace e-mail
from the deck of the good ship Luxuria.

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Captain Richards has seen
to our every comfort

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and the voyage has been
nothing short of marvelous.

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Barring unforeseen incident,
we shall arrive on Earth tomorrow.

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See you at baggage claim. Love, Becky.

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I trust you've had a pleasant voyage?

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Yes, captain.

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Tell me, will we arrive at Earth
on schedule?

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Where is Duck Dodgers?

2
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I already told you.

3
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-I don't know nothing, Mr. Canasta.
-Talk.

4
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Why, you wouldn't hit a chicken man
with glasses.

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All right, all right.

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Dodgers is on vacation on Robo World.

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What's that?

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It's a simulation planet.

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You know, "Live the adventure."

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1
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Come on, cadet,
we've got lots more errands to run.

2
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Captain Dodgers, do you realize
that this is my day off?

3
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Yes. Yes, I do.

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And is there some reason
that I'm carrying all the packages?

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Yes, my son, there is.
I'm trying to get you some extra credit.

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-Extra credit?
-Oh, yeah.

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With enough hard work, we should be able
to get you promoted from cadet to stooge.

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-Or maybe even lackey.
-Wow, lackey.

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1
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It looks like your latest
experiment was a success, commander.

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Yes, Your Majesty, my time portal
is working flawlessly.

3
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And I've determined the pivotal event
in Duck Dodgers' life.

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It occurred while Dodgers was a football
player at Big State University.

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A championship victory as his team's
quarterback galvanized him

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into being the Dodgers we know today.

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I will simply travel back in time,
prevent this event from occurring,

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and Duck Dodgers
will never trouble us again.

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Tonight, prepare yourself
for all-out extreme nitro excitement.

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When...

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things...

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explode!

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I weep for the brain this appeals to.

6
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Maybe something is on
the classics network.

7
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Well, don't worry about it, Stumpy.

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Nothing but prunes and Danishes
for the rest of the week.

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This is a classic?

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Dead end. Not good.

2
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Hey there, sweet stuff.

3
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Prepare to meet thy doom, Duck Dodgers.

4
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Pretty fancy moves there, baby,
but you completely missed me.

5
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Okay, you mostly missed me.

6
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Ugh. Even as a robot, he's annoying.

7
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Oh, that was just peachy, my Queen.

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A simply ducky decapitation.

9
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If only it were the real thing.

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Careful with the cabeza.

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That one hurt, captain.

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Divert more power to the shields.

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Protectorate spacecraft,
you have entered Martian territory.

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Surrender your vessel or be destroyed.

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Commander,
this is a medical supply ship.

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Our navigational instruments are damaged.
We--

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I'm sure the Martian Tribunal
will be more than understanding.

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Put us between those ships, cadet.

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Aye, aye, captain.