Drunk History - Third Season English Subtitles
Series Info:
Released: 09 Jul 2013
Runtime: 22 min
Genre: Comedy, History
Director: N/A
Actors: Derek Waters, Bennie Arthur, Craig Cackowski
Country: United States
Rating: 7.8
Overview:
Historical reenactments by A-list talent are presented by inebriated storytellers.
Release Name:
Drunk.History.2013.S03.1080p.WEB-DL.x264.TL
Release Info:
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1 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:13,178 (tess) lincoln's like, your balloons are [bleep] awesome. 2 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:16,415 I want to send them into the sky so that you can spy. 3 00:00:16,417 --> 00:00:18,617 [bleep] yeah, I will do that. 4 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:21,887 This is the funnest job ever. [laughs] 5 00:00:21,889 --> 00:00:22,855 (mark) it would be like, 6 00:00:22,857 --> 00:00:24,423 This and this and this and this 7 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:27,192 Then go with this and this and this and this, 8 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:29,928 And the other would go, you wish, tuna fish.
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1 00:00:10,977 --> 00:00:11,977 [patriotic music] 2 00:00:11,979 --> 00:00:14,279 Clark gable flying over nazi germany. 3 00:00:14,281 --> 00:00:18,717 He's like... [imitates machine gun] 4 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:20,052 (jessica) ponce de león is like, 5 00:00:20,054 --> 00:00:23,489 I can't witness my people just being, like, 6 00:00:23,491 --> 00:00:26,558 Totally treated [bleep] like this. 7 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:30,462 (dan) the murder rate has tripled overnight, 8 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:32,798 And most of it are people that griselda
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1 00:00:10,110 --> 00:00:13,445 (allan) jean lafitte, he was just a really badass pirate. 2 00:00:13,447 --> 00:00:16,215 Stabbing in weird, fun new ways. 3 00:00:16,217 --> 00:00:19,284 Pirates are [bleep] good at fighting and stuff, 4 00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:21,153 Is my [bleep] point, man. 5 00:00:21,155 --> 00:00:22,488 Sam the banana man, 6 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:25,491 He is al pacino, <i>scarface</i> style, 7 00:00:25,493 --> 00:00:28,060 But instead of cocaine, bananas. 8 00:00:28,062 --> 00:00:28,827 [laughing] 9 00:00:28,829 --> 00:00:31,196
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1 00:00:10,110 --> 00:00:11,110 <i>[patriotic music]</i> 2 00:00:11,112 --> 00:00:13,679 -<i> Harriet tubman was like,</i> 3 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:15,681 <i>This is about to be,</i> <i>like, a real stealth operation.</i> 4 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:18,384 <i>You [bleep] have never seen</i> <i>no [bleep] like this before.</i> 5 00:00:18,386 --> 00:00:21,453 Why would you wait till I'm at my drunkest to do this? 6 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:24,123 -<i> Virginia hall</i> <i>had a wooden leg.</i> 7 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:24,723 <i>Ow.</i> 8 00:00:24,725 --> 00:00:25,691 <i>But she's blowing up bridges,</i> 9 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:27,693 <i>And the head of the gestapo</i> <i>is like, that bitch.</i>
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1 00:00:10,810 --> 00:00:12,711 <i>[patriotic music]</i> 2 00:00:12,713 --> 00:00:17,616 <i>- Prohibition was passed,</i> <i>and wayne wheeler won the day.</i> 3 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:20,352 [laughs] 4 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:23,589 - Dorothy fuldheim spent more time on air 5 00:00:23,591 --> 00:00:28,093 <i>As a broadcast journalist</i> <i>than anyone in history.</i> 6 00:00:28,628 --> 00:00:29,995 - You're all good. 7 00:00:29,997 --> 00:00:32,531 - Muhammad ali was drafted. 8 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:34,900 <i>This doesn't seem right.</i> 9 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:36,235 <i>- Yeah.</i> 10
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1 00:00:10,577 --> 00:00:12,578 <i>[patriotic music]</i> 2 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:13,412 - Milton bradley's like, 3 00:00:13,414 --> 00:00:14,947 <i>Hey, everybody,</i> <i>I got this new game.</i> 4 00:00:14,949 --> 00:00:15,981 <i>It's, like, american.</i> 5 00:00:15,983 --> 00:00:17,716 <i>It's, like, [bleep] cool.</i> 6 00:00:17,718 --> 00:00:19,118 - Ugh! - [chuckles] 7 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:22,821 -<i> We're gonna ban</i> <i>[bleep] pinball, dude.</i> 8 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:25,190 <i>Because pinball</i> <i>is a game of chance.</i> 9 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:26,658 - [belches] - jeez.
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1 00:00:10,610 --> 00:00:12,378 <i>- It's the biggest</i> <i>land-run ever.</i> 2 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:15,681 <i>Kentucky Daisey's like,</i> <i>Sha-doink, this is my land.</i> 3 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:18,317 Wine is a very...it--high [bleep] up quotient. 4 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:22,321 <i>- Gordo is like, I'm entering</i> <i>Earth's atmosphere.</i> 5 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:26,191 <i>[mimics shuttle]</i> <i>[bleep] bravo to me!</i> 6 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:26,792 <i>- Wait.</i> 7 00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:31,096 <i>- Bass Reeves arrested 3,000</i> <i>men in the line of duty.</i> 8 00:00:31,098 --> 00:00:33,265 <i>And he's like...</i> <i>pew, pew, pew.</i> 9
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1 00:00:10,777 --> 00:00:11,844 <i>[patriotic music]</i> 2 00:00:11,846 --> 00:00:15,647 <i>- Nellie Bly thinks she's</i> <i>racing a fictional character.</i> 3 00:00:15,649 --> 00:00:18,517 <i>Well, it turns out</i> <i>she's racing a real woman.</i> 4 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,486 [laughing] I should stop laughing. 5 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:21,587 It's very hard. 6 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:22,588 <i>- And there are these kids,</i> 7 00:00:22,590 --> 00:00:24,356 <i>and they would cry</i> <i>on the streets,</i> 8 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:25,124 <i>and they would be like,</i> 9 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:29,461 "Extra, extra! Read all about it. I'm a newsie."
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1 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:15,047 <i>- The Wild West is Los Angeles.</i> 2 00:00:15,049 --> 00:00:16,181 <i>You're dead, you're dead.</i> 3 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:17,416 <i>Everybody's [bleep] dead.</i> 4 00:00:17,418 --> 00:00:18,550 Where did all this booze go? 5 00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:19,852 - He looked at Rin Tin Tin, and he's like, 6 00:00:19,854 --> 00:00:22,788 <i>You got to jump like you never</i> <i>jumped before, okay, dude?</i> 7 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:23,689 <i>So he's like, Yep.</i> 8 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:25,591 <i>And Rin Tin Tin jumped it.</i> 9 00:00:25,593 --> 00:00:26,825 [belches] 10 00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:29,461
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1 00:00:11,378 --> 00:00:16,482 - So, Po'pay marched 2,500 people into Santa Fe. 2 00:00:16,484 --> 00:00:18,484 <i>The Spanish, they're like,</i> What do we do. 3 00:00:18,486 --> 00:00:21,653 -<i> Ernest Thompson Seton gets out</i> <i>to New Mexico and he says,</i> 4 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:24,490 I hear there's all these wolves to kill. 5 00:00:24,492 --> 00:00:27,893 [imitates gunshots] 6 00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:28,627 - [laughs] 7 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:30,629 <i>- Major Jesse Marcel says,</i> 8 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:32,865 We have discovered... 9 00:00:32,867 --> 00:00:34,900 a crashed flying saucer.
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1 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:10,843 <i>[patriotic music]</i> 2 00:00:10,845 --> 00:00:14,513 - Alexander Graham Bell is like, Oh, [bleep], 3 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:17,216 invent the telephone? Yes, please. 4 00:00:17,218 --> 00:00:19,618 - Hold on, hold on. - [gags, spits] 5 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:20,552 Ah, it's in my mouth! 6 00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:22,688 <i>- She says...</i> I just made this [bleep] 7 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:24,390 <i>out of some handkerchiefs.</i> 8 00:00:24,392 --> 00:00:26,191 All the girls go crazy. 9 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:29,194 My boobles are free to roam!
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1 00:00:12,412 --> 00:00:15,614 - James T. McWilliams looks up and says, 2 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:18,550 My [bleep] goddamn town's on fire. 3 00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:20,586 So, "Everybody Loves Ray"-- 4 00:00:20,588 --> 00:00:21,587 - Raymond. 5 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:22,454 - [laughs] 6 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:23,555 - Luciano is like, 7 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:26,892 We're gonna kill this guy Bugsy 8 00:00:26,894 --> 00:00:29,361 'cause he's a pain in the ass. 9 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:30,696 [laughing] 10 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:31,263
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1 00:00:02,736 --> 00:00:06,872 <i>- Carl Sagan and Ann Druyan</i> <i>create a mix tape,</i> 2 00:00:06,874 --> 00:00:07,740 <i>plated in gold.</i> 3 00:00:07,742 --> 00:00:10,142 [gasps] Has that been on this whole time? 4 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:14,313 <i>- Wernher von Braun, the father</i> <i>of American rocket science,</i> 5 00:00:14,315 --> 00:00:15,614 <i>joins the SS.</i> 6 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:17,516 - What does "SS" stand for? 7 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:19,785 - Serious Nazis. 8 00:00:19,787 --> 00:00:20,552 - [laughs] 9 00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:21,520 - So Leonov's like, 10