Drunk History - Third Season English Subtitles
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Historical reenactments by A-list talent are presented by inebriated storytellers.
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Drunk.History.2013.S03.1080p.WEB-DL.x264.TL
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1 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:13,178 (tess) lincoln's like, your balloons are [bleep] awesome. 2 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:16,415 I want to send them into the sky so that you can spy. 3 00:00:16,417 --> 00:00:18,617 [bleep] yeah, I will do that. 4 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:21,887 This is the funnest job ever. [laughs] 5 00:00:21,889 --> 00:00:22,855 (mark) it would be like, 6 00:00:22,857 --> 00:00:24,423 This and this and this and this 7 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:27,192 Then go with this and this and this and this, 8 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:29,928 And the other would go, you wish, tuna fish.
1 00:00:10,977 --> 00:00:11,977 [patriotic music] 2 00:00:11,979 --> 00:00:14,279 Clark gable flying over nazi germany. 3 00:00:14,281 --> 00:00:18,717 He's like... [imitates machine gun] 4 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:20,052 (jessica) ponce de león is like, 5 00:00:20,054 --> 00:00:23,489 I can't witness my people just being, like, 6 00:00:23,491 --> 00:00:26,558 Totally treated [bleep] like this. 7 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:30,462 (dan) the murder rate has tripled overnight, 8 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:32,798 And most of it are people that griselda
1 00:00:10,110 --> 00:00:13,445 (allan) jean lafitte, he was just a really badass pirate. 2 00:00:13,447 --> 00:00:16,215 Stabbing in weird, fun new ways. 3 00:00:16,217 --> 00:00:19,284 Pirates are [bleep] good at fighting and stuff, 4 00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:21,153 Is my [bleep] point, man. 5 00:00:21,155 --> 00:00:22,488 Sam the banana man, 6 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:25,491 He is al pacino, scarface style, 7 00:00:25,493 --> 00:00:28,060 But instead of cocaine, bananas. 8 00:00:28,062 --> 00:00:28,827 [laughing] 9 00:00:28,829 --> 00:00:31,196
1 00:00:10,110 --> 00:00:11,110 [patriotic music] 2 00:00:11,112 --> 00:00:13,679 - Harriet tubman was like, 3 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:15,681 This is about to be, like, a real stealth operation. 4 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:18,384 You [bleep] have never seen no [bleep] like this before. 5 00:00:18,386 --> 00:00:21,453 Why would you wait till I'm at my drunkest to do this? 6 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:24,123 - Virginia hall had a wooden leg. 7 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:24,723 Ow. 8 00:00:24,725 --> 00:00:25,691 But she's blowing up bridges, 9 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:27,693 And the head of the gestapo is like, that bitch.
1 00:00:10,810 --> 00:00:12,711 [patriotic music] 2 00:00:12,713 --> 00:00:17,616 - Prohibition was passed, and wayne wheeler won the day. 3 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:20,352 [laughs] 4 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:23,589 - Dorothy fuldheim spent more time on air 5 00:00:23,591 --> 00:00:28,093 As a broadcast journalist than anyone in history. 6 00:00:28,628 --> 00:00:29,995 - You're all good. 7 00:00:29,997 --> 00:00:32,531 - Muhammad ali was drafted. 8 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:34,900 This doesn't seem right. 9 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:36,235 - Yeah. 10
1 00:00:10,577 --> 00:00:12,578 [patriotic music] 2 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:13,412 - Milton bradley's like, 3 00:00:13,414 --> 00:00:14,947 Hey, everybody, I got this new game. 4 00:00:14,949 --> 00:00:15,981 It's, like, american. 5 00:00:15,983 --> 00:00:17,716 It's, like, [bleep] cool. 6 00:00:17,718 --> 00:00:19,118 - Ugh! - [chuckles] 7 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:22,821 - We're gonna ban [bleep] pinball, dude. 8 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:25,190 Because pinball is a game of chance. 9 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:26,658 - [belches] - jeez.
1 00:00:10,610 --> 00:00:12,378 - It's the biggest land-run ever. 2 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:15,681 Kentucky Daisey's like, Sha-doink, this is my land. 3 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:18,317 Wine is a very...it--high [bleep] up quotient. 4 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:22,321 - Gordo is like, I'm entering Earth's atmosphere. 5 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:26,191 [mimics shuttle] [bleep] bravo to me! 6 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:26,792 - Wait. 7 00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:31,096 - Bass Reeves arrested 3,000 men in the line of duty. 8 00:00:31,098 --> 00:00:33,265 And he's like... pew, pew, pew. 9
1 00:00:10,777 --> 00:00:11,844 [patriotic music] 2 00:00:11,846 --> 00:00:15,647 - Nellie Bly thinks she's racing a fictional character. 3 00:00:15,649 --> 00:00:18,517 Well, it turns out she's racing a real woman. 4 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,486 [laughing] I should stop laughing. 5 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:21,587 It's very hard. 6 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:22,588 - And there are these kids, 7 00:00:22,590 --> 00:00:24,356 and they would cry on the streets, 8 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:25,124 and they would be like, 9 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:29,461 "Extra, extra! Read all about it. I'm a newsie."
1 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:15,047 - The Wild West is Los Angeles. 2 00:00:15,049 --> 00:00:16,181 You're dead, you're dead. 3 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:17,416 Everybody's [bleep] dead. 4 00:00:17,418 --> 00:00:18,550 Where did all this booze go? 5 00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:19,852 - He looked at Rin Tin Tin, and he's like, 6 00:00:19,854 --> 00:00:22,788 You got to jump like you never jumped before, okay, dude? 7 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:23,689 So he's like, Yep. 8 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:25,591 And Rin Tin Tin jumped it. 9 00:00:25,593 --> 00:00:26,825 [belches] 10 00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:29,461
1 00:00:11,378 --> 00:00:16,482 - So, Po'pay marched 2,500 people into Santa Fe. 2 00:00:16,484 --> 00:00:18,484 The Spanish, they're like, What do we do. 3 00:00:18,486 --> 00:00:21,653 - Ernest Thompson Seton gets out to New Mexico and he says, 4 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:24,490 I hear there's all these wolves to kill. 5 00:00:24,492 --> 00:00:27,893 [imitates gunshots] 6 00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:28,627 - [laughs] 7 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:30,629 - Major Jesse Marcel says, 8 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:32,865 We have discovered... 9 00:00:32,867 --> 00:00:34,900 a crashed flying saucer.
1 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:10,843 [patriotic music] 2 00:00:10,845 --> 00:00:14,513 - Alexander Graham Bell is like, Oh, [bleep], 3 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:17,216 invent the telephone? Yes, please. 4 00:00:17,218 --> 00:00:19,618 - Hold on, hold on. - [gags, spits] 5 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:20,552 Ah, it's in my mouth! 6 00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:22,688 - She says... I just made this [bleep] 7 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:24,390 out of some handkerchiefs. 8 00:00:24,392 --> 00:00:26,191 All the girls go crazy. 9 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:29,194 My boobles are free to roam!
1 00:00:12,412 --> 00:00:15,614 - James T. McWilliams looks up and says, 2 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:18,550 My [bleep] goddamn town's on fire. 3 00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:20,586 So, "Everybody Loves Ray"-- 4 00:00:20,588 --> 00:00:21,587 - Raymond. 5 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:22,454 - [laughs] 6 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:23,555 - Luciano is like, 7 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:26,892 We're gonna kill this guy Bugsy 8 00:00:26,894 --> 00:00:29,361 'cause he's a pain in the ass. 9 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:30,696 [laughing] 10 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:31,263
1 00:00:02,736 --> 00:00:06,872 - Carl Sagan and Ann Druyan create a mix tape, 2 00:00:06,874 --> 00:00:07,740 plated in gold. 3 00:00:07,742 --> 00:00:10,142 [gasps] Has that been on this whole time? 4 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:14,313 - Wernher von Braun, the father of American rocket science, 5 00:00:14,315 --> 00:00:15,614 joins the SS. 6 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:17,516 - What does "SS" stand for? 7 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:19,785 - Serious Nazis. 8 00:00:19,787 --> 00:00:20,552 - [laughs] 9 00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:21,520 - So Leonov's like, 10
