Drunk History - Fourth Season English Subtitles
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Historical reenactments by A-list talent are presented by inebriated storytellers.
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Drunk.History.2013.S04.1080p.WEB-DL.x264.TL
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1 00:00:02,435 --> 00:00:04,436 - Dr. Timothy Leary decided, 2 00:00:04,438 --> 00:00:06,538 all right, I'm gonna get the [bleep] out of 3 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:08,407 this stupid shithole. 4 00:00:08,409 --> 00:00:11,043 This is Galileo! 5 00:00:11,045 --> 00:00:12,277 - William Willis is like, 6 00:00:12,279 --> 00:00:13,612 that sounds like a travesty. 7 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:17,316 What if I went to go rescue this guy? 8 00:00:17,984 --> 00:00:19,685 Oh, Jesus Christ. 9 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:21,820 - April 14, 1912, 10 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:24,390
1 00:00:02,302 --> 00:00:03,068 [dramatic music] 2 00:00:03,070 --> 00:00:05,204 - Sam Patch screams out to the crowd, 3 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:08,007 some things can be done as well as others. 4 00:00:08,009 --> 00:00:09,942 Yeah! Sammy. 5 00:00:09,944 --> 00:00:11,143 - Ella Fitzgerald is like, 6 00:00:11,145 --> 00:00:12,444 I don't know Marilyn Monroe, 7 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:13,946 like, what are we saying? 8 00:00:13,948 --> 00:00:16,815 But, whoa, whoa-- oh, so, so, so, so, so-- 9 00:00:16,817 --> 00:00:17,883 - Buster... 10
1 00:00:02,469 --> 00:00:04,303 - Carrie Nation was like, 2 00:00:04,305 --> 00:00:07,339 alcohol is terrible, so she smashes this bar up, 3 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:09,608 but she be wrong, though, 4 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:12,411 'cause this [bleep] is delicious. 5 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:13,345 - They're all in Tennessee! 6 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:18,083 I'm Andrew God damn Jackson. 7 00:00:18,085 --> 00:00:20,686 Get them giggles out! 8 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:21,820 Ooh, yeah! 9 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:24,356 - The 1960s is a very tumultuous time. 10
1 00:00:02,435 --> 00:00:03,235 [patriotic music] 2 00:00:03,237 --> 00:00:05,137 - Teddy Roosevelt saved football. 3 00:00:05,139 --> 00:00:08,040 Nobody knows that because we're young and dumb 4 00:00:08,042 --> 00:00:09,775 and nobody reads a goddamn book anymore. 5 00:00:09,777 --> 00:00:12,578 - They knew that everything was riding on the speech 6 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:14,146 Churchill had to Congress. 7 00:00:14,148 --> 00:00:14,680 [laughs] 8 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:16,181 I have no idea what I was talking about. 9 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:16,815 - [laughs]
1 00:00:02,802 --> 00:00:03,602 - So Charles Ponzi goes, 2 00:00:03,604 --> 00:00:05,337 I come from Italy. I try to make-a money, 3 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:07,172 but they tell me I can't make-a money here. 4 00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:08,374 Hey, this looks very [bleep] fishy. 5 00:00:08,376 --> 00:00:09,742 Does that make any [bleep] sense? 6 00:00:09,744 --> 00:00:13,445 - Sadie is just head-butting them in the stomach. 7 00:00:13,447 --> 00:00:17,316 I'm Sadie the Goat! 8 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:18,150 - [laughs] 9 00:00:18,152 --> 00:00:20,719 - Lord Gordon-Gordon
1 00:00:02,268 --> 00:00:03,102 [patriotic music] 2 00:00:03,104 --> 00:00:05,270 - Katharine Wright tells the Wright Brothers, 3 00:00:05,272 --> 00:00:07,072 you guys got to believe in yourselves, 4 00:00:07,074 --> 00:00:08,107 and also let me help you, 5 00:00:08,109 --> 00:00:09,675 because I'm smarter than both of you. 6 00:00:09,677 --> 00:00:12,411 Oh, I just spilled all over the couch and myself. 7 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:13,312 - Constance Kopp says, 8 00:00:13,314 --> 00:00:16,315 yo, what the [bleep] happened to my buggy? 9 00:00:16,317 --> 00:00:17,182 And that's a fact.
1 00:00:01,601 --> 00:00:02,468 - Good evening. 2 00:00:02,470 --> 00:00:07,339 I'm Derek Waters, and I'm here in D.C. to talk to you tonight 3 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:09,675 about what just happened. 4 00:00:09,677 --> 00:00:12,811 Now, I very rarely ever get political, 5 00:00:12,813 --> 00:00:15,314 but tonight I felt the need to let you know 6 00:00:15,316 --> 00:00:17,649 what I think we need to change as a country. 7 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:21,487 And truly the fist thing that's important to me is-- 8 00:00:21,489 --> 00:00:23,122 - [whispering indistinctly] 9 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:25,491 - Are you serious?
1 00:00:02,769 --> 00:00:05,804 - The Brooklyn Bridge was complete, and Emily Roebling 2 00:00:05,806 --> 00:00:08,474 was like, I built the [bleep] out this bridge. 3 00:00:08,476 --> 00:00:10,209 I'm so drunk. 4 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:12,378 - Victor goes at the Eiffel Tower, and he's like, 5 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:14,713 we're tearing this bitch down. 6 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:16,215 [laughs] 7 00:00:16,217 --> 00:00:19,284 - Shakespeare is like, this building belongs to us, 8 00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:21,253 and we're going to take it. 9 00:00:21,255 --> 00:00:23,055 What are we talking about?
1 00:00:03,303 --> 00:00:06,105 - He's saying, I'm gonna crack your skulls 2 00:00:06,107 --> 00:00:08,474 if you don't give me your artichokes. 3 00:00:08,476 --> 00:00:09,274 [bleep] yeah. 4 00:00:09,276 --> 00:00:10,376 We're gonna scoop Hollandaise tonight, son. 5 00:00:10,378 --> 00:00:12,344 - Julia Child is like, what is all this food? 6 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:15,447 This croissants, these-- you know what I mean? 7 00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:17,616 Like, these espressos and stuff like that. 8 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:18,484 She's like, the chicken. 9 00:00:18,486 --> 00:00:19,485
1 00:00:03,436 --> 00:00:05,037 - You know what? Here's an interesting story 2 00:00:05,039 --> 00:00:06,038 that we haven't talked about. 3 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:07,840 So you've got Alexander Hamilton, 4 00:00:07,842 --> 00:00:08,774 Aaron Burr, 5 00:00:08,776 --> 00:00:09,908 George Washington, 6 00:00:09,910 --> 00:00:10,976 Thomas Jefferson, 7 00:00:10,978 --> 00:00:11,844 James Monroe. 8 00:00:11,846 --> 00:00:13,245 There's this hurricane. 9 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:14,680 A flaming ship. 10 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:16,615
1 00:00:02,402 --> 00:00:04,203 - So the Cherry Sisters were like, 2 00:00:04,205 --> 00:00:04,903 "Let's put on a show." 3 00:00:04,905 --> 00:00:08,474 It was really, really, really bad. 4 00:00:08,476 --> 00:00:09,141 [laughs] 5 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:10,776 - Outside is pandemonium. 6 00:00:10,778 --> 00:00:12,344 "Start firing into the crowd!" 7 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:15,381 And meanwhile, William Macready is up on stage. 8 00:00:15,383 --> 00:00:17,049 [hissing] 9 00:00:17,051 --> 00:00:19,151 [continues hissing] 10
