Die Hart - First Season English Subtitles

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- All right, who's ready
to have a good time, huh?

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That's right. That's what I like to hear.

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Uh, show of hands,
how many people have, uh,

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been to a taping of a TV show before?

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- Thank you. Okay.

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Just remember: "The movie's hilarious.

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Everyone buy tickets."

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- Let me ask you a question.
- Yeah.

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- Do you think I'm good in the movie?

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- Welcome to Ron Wilcox's
Action Star School.

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I'm Ron Wilcox,
and that was your first lesson.

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- Getting hit in the head with a bat?

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- Oh, you are naive. That was a prop bat.

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It was made of plastic.
- Wasn't goddamn plastic.

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I've been hit with a bat before.

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I know what a metal bat fucking feel like.

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- All right, hey.
Mr. Van De Velde told me to tell him

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if you complain about anything
being too difficult.

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Is he okay?

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- Oh, he's fine.

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When Gal Gadot was training with me,

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she was on fire for 12 minutes.

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She put herself out with a blanket.

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He barely lasted 12 seconds.

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- This is funny to you?
- Hey.

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A leading man must learn
not to sweat the small stuff.

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- What are you talking about,
the small stuff?

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Hey.

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I brought you some breakfast
as a peace offering.

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Food here is a little tricky.

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It's just a closet full of beef jerky.

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Apparently, Macho Man Randy Savage
was an alum here,

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and he left his entire food supply
to Ron in his will, so,

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snap into a Slim Jim?

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- Care to join me for breakfast?

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- Of course.

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Okay, lights out, 20 minutes.

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No funny business.

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And no fucking.

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- Now do you believe me?

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He's a fucking psychopath.

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- Okay.
It does seem like an odd coincidence

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your wires just snapped.

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- It's no coincidence. It's absurd.

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Those lines are strong enough
to hold a goddamn elephant.

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Kevin, come on. Open it later.

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We're supposed to be at the soundstage.

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- I'm almost there. Wait a second.

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Shit.

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I got it, I got it, I got it.

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It's a necklace.

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It's got "RBG."

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"R" is for "Rodrigo."

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That guy that he murdered.

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- Ugh, Jesus, Kevin, give it a rest.

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Goddamn it!

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Motherfucking squirrels! Shit!

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Get your ass out of here! Shoo!

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Go, squirrel!

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Motherfucker.

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You better get your ass back!
You hear me?

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I ain't scared of you.

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You better keep it over there,
'fore you get hurt.

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You bring it over here,
you'll get what you want. Shit. Oh.

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Oh!

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Yeah.
- Ah.

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- Shit!

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- Holy shit.

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Maybe there was a bullet in there.

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- You're a bad man!

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Kev, chill out.
- Who's the lunatic now?
- Motherfucker!

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- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- Oh, my God.

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- Josh, stop. This is bullshit!
- No, buddy.

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- Amigos, amigos.

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Peace. Peace.

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- Paz, paz, paz.

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- Paz.
- Paz, paz. Paz.

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- Shit, I think
it's actually working.

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- Shit!

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Is he dead?

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- I mean, he took a lot of bullets.
I think so.

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- Oh, we got to check,
we got to check, see if he's still alive.

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- Why didn't you say you love me back?

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- Uh... I don't know.

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We're j-- we're just kind of
getting to know each other,

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and...

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- Any last words
before I blow your brains out?

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- Don't shoot me, okay?

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You ain't got to do this.

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You ain't got to do this, man.

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Yeah.

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