Desperate Housewives - Third Season English Subtitles
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1 00:00:00,401 --> 00:00:01,669 Desperate Housewives S03E01 Listen to the Rain On the Roof (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,700 I have another child, Lynette. 3 00:00:05,700 --> 00:00:07,500 You gave me permission. 4 00:00:07,500 --> 00:00:10,000 Not to sleep with the woman who's carrying our child! 5 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,800 For some, love will wither... 6 00:00:11,900 --> 00:00:15,500 - Do I know you? - Orson Hodge. Susan's dentist friend. 7 00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:18,100 ...while others will wait for love. 8 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:21,000 For others, new love will bloom... 9 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:28,800 ...that may never arrive. 10 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:37,700
1 00:00:00,401 --> 00:00:01,669 Desperate Housewives S03E02 It Takes Two (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,500 It means a lot to her to feel included. 3 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:07,700 Sometimes dark clouds have silver linings. 4 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:11,800 He sort of asked me out. It's OK with you if I go out with him? 5 00:00:11,900 --> 00:00:13,600 Sometimes they don't. 6 00:00:13,700 --> 00:00:16,700 Once that baby comes, I'm gonna be stuck raising a child alone. 7 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,900 When it comes to life on Wisteria Lane... 8 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Will you marry me? 9 00:00:20,100 --> 00:00:22,200 ...things that seem too good to be true...
1 00:00:00,401 --> 00:00:01,669 Desperate Housewives S03E03 A Weekend In the Country (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Prior to implantation 3 00:00:05,100 --> 00:00:07,700 your embryo was switched with another client's. 4 00:00:07,700 --> 00:00:11,000 Carlos and Gabby didn't get what they expected. 5 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:14,000 - I'm Austin, Edie Britt's nephew. - You're not that hot. 6 00:00:14,100 --> 00:00:16,200 Julie met her new neighbor. 7 00:00:16,300 --> 00:00:18,000 God, I love seeing you laugh. 8 00:00:18,100 --> 00:00:21,500 It's been a long time since I've been in the mood to. Thank you. 9 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:23,900 Persistence paid off for Susan's new friend.
1 00:00:00,401 --> 00:00:01,669 Desperate Housewives S03E04 Like It Was (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:02,900 --> 00:00:06,200 A reporter did a story on homeless teens. My son was one of them. 3 00:00:06,300 --> 00:00:08,800 - Oh, my God. - Orson found Andrew. 4 00:00:08,900 --> 00:00:12,800 Have I done stuff for money that I'm not proud of? Yeah, sure. 5 00:00:12,900 --> 00:00:15,100 And the prodigal son returned. 6 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:20,500 Mike fell into a coma. 7 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:23,300 - What could be more romantic? - I can think of something. 8 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:26,900 And Susan fell into the arms of another man... 9 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,900 ...a bit too soon.
1 00:00:00,401 --> 00:00:01,669 Desperate Housewives S03E05 Nice She Ain't (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:02,900 --> 00:00:04,900 She know you killed your wife? 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,400 - Secrets were uncovered. - Honey, I'm home. 4 00:00:07,500 --> 00:00:08,800 Carlos came back. 5 00:00:08,900 --> 00:00:11,000 Whatever you want to do, I'm in your corner. 6 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,300 Lynette made a promise. 7 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,900 - Mr. Faladi. - I love him and he loves me! 8 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,600 And Bree's daughter fell for her history teacher. 9 00:00:18,700 --> 00:00:21,900 - While Mike's history... - He's suffered memory loss.
1 00:00:00,401 --> 00:00:01,669 Desperate Housewives S03E06 Sweetheart I Have to Confess (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:02,900 --> 00:00:04,700 Gabrielle got even. 3 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:06,800 Did I hurt you, or should I keep trying? 4 00:00:06,900 --> 00:00:10,100 - Tom got an idea. - I'm gonna open up a pizza parlor! 5 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:13,300 - Bree got a warning. - He's a cold-blooded killer. 6 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:15,000 The police got a clue. 7 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,600 Those blue marks. I think it's a phone number. 8 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:22,000 - You've reached Mike Delfino. - This should never have happened! 9 00:00:22,100 --> 00:00:24,800 And the battle
1 00:00:00,401 --> 00:00:01,669 Desperate Housewives S03E07 Bang (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:04,700 --> 00:00:06,300 and found it. 3 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:08,700 You will never again see my husband. 4 00:00:08,700 --> 00:00:10,800 Julie got to know Edie's nephew. 5 00:00:10,900 --> 00:00:13,300 Couldn't take her eyes off my abs. I felt violated. 6 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:15,100 Susan and Ian made plans. 7 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:18,300 - I'd love to go to France someday. - You like to go next month? 8 00:00:18,300 --> 00:00:20,400 Gabrielle and Carlos reunited. 9 00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:23,300 - It's been a long time. - And dinner with the Bigsbys...
1 00:00:00,401 --> 00:00:01,669 Desperate Housewives S03E08 Children and Art (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:02,900 --> 00:00:04,200 The new neighbor... 3 00:00:04,300 --> 00:00:06,000 - He's cute. - He's a bachelor. 4 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,700 ...became a hero... 5 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,000 ...in a crisis that brought Julie and Austin together, 6 00:00:12,100 --> 00:00:14,500 while Carlos and Gabby broke apart. 7 00:00:14,500 --> 00:00:18,000 I had a career and a future, but I gave it all up for you. 8 00:00:18,100 --> 00:00:19,900 - And what did I get in return? - Hey! 9 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:23,200 The police assembled their pieces of evidence.
1 00:00:00,401 --> 00:00:01,669 Desperate Housewives S03E09 Beautiful Girls (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:02,900 --> 00:00:05,100 Wisteria Lane's new hero... 3 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:08,000 - Hello? - Superhero houses are great! 4 00:00:08,100 --> 00:00:10,300 ...turned out to be anything but. 5 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:13,000 Orson's mother took up residence. 6 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:15,800 I've decided to accept your wife's kind invitation. 7 00:00:15,900 --> 00:00:18,300 - You wouldn't. - Mike couldn't remember... 8 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:20,000 No memory? That's convenient. 9 00:00:20,100 --> 00:00:21,200 ...anything at all.
1 00:00:00,401 --> 00:00:01,669 Desperate Housewives S03E10 The Miracle Song (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:02,900 --> 00:00:05,300 Orson's wife, Alma, disappeared. 3 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:09,500 - Gabby found a new calling. - I'm unbelievable. Close your mouths. 4 00:00:09,500 --> 00:00:11,300 Someone new moved in. 5 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:13,600 He's a bachelor who lives with his invalid sister. 6 00:00:13,700 --> 00:00:17,500 - But Lynette found a dark secret. - Our neighbor is a pedophile. 7 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:20,600 You can't sit on this, Lynette. 8 00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:22,600 Orson's mother revealed his past. 9 00:00:22,700 --> 00:00:26,500 He cheated on Alma. Broke her heart, for his precious Monique.
1 00:00:00,401 --> 00:00:01,669 Desperate Housewives S03E11 No Fits No Fights No Feuds (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:06,400 I will love her like she is my own. 3 00:00:06,500 --> 00:00:08,800 Lynette made a promise. 4 00:00:08,900 --> 00:00:11,500 His wife goes missing, his mistress turns up dead? 5 00:00:11,500 --> 00:00:13,800 I can't believe that Orson could do such a thing. 6 00:00:13,900 --> 00:00:15,700 - Mike got arrested. - Oh, thank God. 7 00:00:15,700 --> 00:00:18,600 - A friendship hit the rocks. - I won't play with a woman 8 00:00:18,700 --> 00:00:21,300 that will let Mike take the fall for her psycho husband. 9 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:22,600
1 00:00:00,401 --> 00:00:01,669 Desperate Housewives S03E12 Not While I'm Around (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:02,900 --> 00:00:06,000 - The last two years are a blank. - That's a fresh approach. 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000 I believe you. 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:11,400 - Mike couldn't place a familiar face. - Whoever killed her... 5 00:00:11,500 --> 00:00:13,600 The police couldn't identify a murder victim. 6 00:00:13,700 --> 00:00:16,100 ...pulled out all her teeth. - There's no signature. 7 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:18,400 Gabrielle was getting showered with gifts... 8 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:20,800 - The buyer asked to remain anonymous. - ... from a mystery suitor. 9 00:00:20,900 --> 00:00:24,100
1 00:00:00,401 --> 00:00:01,669 Desperate Housewives S03E13 Come Play Wiz Me (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:05,200 While Ian's wife Jane was in a coma... 3 00:00:05,300 --> 00:00:07,600 - Do we have a deal? - ... Susan got an ultimatum. 4 00:00:07,700 --> 00:00:11,800 He's not crazy about me spending time with my ex. 5 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:15,100 - Mike's new hero... - I owe you one. 6 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:18,200 After those mutts knocked you around, your boy paid them off. 7 00:00:18,300 --> 00:00:20,300 ...had a secret agenda. 8 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:23,400 - Gabrielle. - Gabrielle learned the identity... 9 00:00:23,500 --> 00:00:25,500 I'm rich.
1 00:00:00,401 --> 00:00:01,669 Desperate Housewives S03E14 I Remember That (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:03,300 --> 00:00:06,000 Ian's wife Jane passed away... 3 00:00:06,500 --> 00:00:08,300 ...Gabby made a new friend... 4 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:10,300 A friend friend, not a girlfriend. 5 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:11,500 The finger of guilt... 6 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:14,300 - I think it's a phone number. - ... pointed toward Mike. 7 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:18,200 They tested my wrench and found traces of this Monique's blood. 8 00:00:18,300 --> 00:00:20,300 But he still couldn't remember. 9 00:00:20,300 --> 00:00:22,800 Bree found a bag of evidence. 10 00:00:22,900 --> 00:00:24,300
1 00:00:01,149 --> 00:00:03,309 Previously on "Desperate Housewives" 2 00:00:03,457 --> 00:00:06,105 The scavos prepared for a grand opening... 3 00:00:06,155 --> 00:00:07,987 This could be the best thing 4 00:00:08,022 --> 00:00:09,625 That's ever happened to our family. 5 00:00:09,660 --> 00:00:12,296 While gabrielle had a few too many drinks... 6 00:00:12,316 --> 00:00:14,015 I'm gonna take a little nap, okay? 7 00:00:15,591 --> 00:00:19,048 And a cry for help made Orson lose his cool. 8 00:00:19,098 --> 00:00:21,339 Suicide is the worst thing that could happen to a family! 9 00:00:21,481 --> 00:00:22,862
1 00:00:00,401 --> 00:00:01,669 Desperate Housewives S03E16 My Husband the Pig (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:06,000 Mike's plan to propose to Susan... 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,700 - These don't belong to Jane. - Mike Delfino. 4 00:00:08,700 --> 00:00:11,400 ...was a surprise to Ian. 5 00:00:11,500 --> 00:00:12,900 Monique was murdered. 6 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,000 - There's been an accident. - And Orson... 7 00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:18,300 - Don't forget your wrench. - ... passed the blame. 8 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:20,300 A connection was made. 9 00:00:23,100 --> 00:00:28,600 A heart was broken. And Bree buried her husband Rex.
1 00:00:00,401 --> 00:00:01,669 Desperate Housewives S03E17 Dress Big (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:06,200 - My back. I threw it out. - Jeez, are you crying? 3 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:07,300 Just a little. 4 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:09,400 Edie got an unexpected visitor... 5 00:00:09,500 --> 00:00:10,700 Remember my little boy? 6 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:14,300 - I didn't know your son was coming. - His father dumped him for four weeks. 7 00:00:14,500 --> 00:00:17,100 Gaby became the object of Victor's desire. 8 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:19,300 Have you not noticed? I'm a catch. 9 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:22,300 I have noticed, and I'm throwing you back.
1 00:00:00,401 --> 00:00:01,669 Desperate Housewives S03E18 Liaisons (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Mike's therapy hit a snag. 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,800 - I don't remember! - Something happened? 4 00:00:07,900 --> 00:00:09,000 Who'd you see it with? 5 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,000 - Probably Susan... - Why not ask her? 6 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,800 - Mike, it wasn't a movie. That was us. - What? 7 00:00:13,900 --> 00:00:15,700 The first night we spent together. 8 00:00:15,700 --> 00:00:19,300 I saw you watching us. We were just talking. 9 00:00:19,300 --> 00:00:21,300 Gabby saw another side of Victor.
1 00:00:00,401 --> 00:00:01,669 Desperate Housewives S03E19 God That's Good (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,700 You haven't noticed, but I'm in love with you. 3 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:07,500 Victor caught Gabby by surprise. 4 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:10,600 Why would a four-star chef wanna slum at a pizza joint? 5 00:00:10,700 --> 00:00:13,600 - Lynette took a gamble. - He has a history using cocaine. 6 00:00:13,700 --> 00:00:15,900 - No way. - He's been clean for a year. 7 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,800 - And Mike bet on love. - I win, you leave me and Susan alone. 8 00:00:19,900 --> 00:00:21,500 - And lost. - Don't panic. 9 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:24,300
1 00:00:00,401 --> 00:00:01,669 Desperate Housewives S03E20 Gossip (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,000 I saw the man in your freezer. 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:08,100 Mrs. McCluskey and Parker shared a secret... 4 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:09,600 You can never tell anyone. 5 00:00:09,700 --> 00:00:12,300 ...but the secret was discovered. 6 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,400 You bet me in a game of poker? 7 00:00:14,500 --> 00:00:17,300 - Susan was forced to make a decision. - Get out. 8 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:19,500 There will be no kissing and no wedding. 9 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:22,200 Lynette ventured into dangerous territory.
1 00:00:00,401 --> 00:00:01,669 Desperate Housewives S03E21 Into the Woods (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:03,300 --> 00:00:05,600 Lynette made excuses. 3 00:00:05,700 --> 00:00:10,200 - The restaurant closed a half hour ago. - We're doing inventory. 4 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:13,300 - Carlos made a friend... - Nothing better than family. 5 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:15,800 And Edie made a pass... 6 00:00:15,900 --> 00:00:17,700 Victor popped the question... 7 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:19,800 Will you marry me? 8 00:00:19,900 --> 00:00:21,500 Susan let Mike down... 9 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:23,800 - I love you. - You love him a little bit more. 10
1 00:00:00,401 --> 00:00:01,669 Desperate Housewives S03E22 What Would We Do Without You (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:03,300 --> 00:00:05,800 Carlos revealed his deepest desire. 3 00:00:05,900 --> 00:00:08,300 It's about children. I want them so bad. 4 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:10,000 Tom forced the issue. 5 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,300 - You sleeping with my wife? - Of course not. 6 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:14,600 Rick came clean. 7 00:00:14,700 --> 00:00:17,300 I have feelings for you. I know you feel something. 8 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:19,700 You can't work here anymore. 9 00:00:20,100 --> 00:00:23,200 And Susan's tortured love life...
1 00:00:00,401 --> 00:00:01,669 Desperate Housewives S03E23 Getting Married Today (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:06,500 Victor made himself perfectly clear. 3 00:00:06,500 --> 00:00:09,600 Whenever I've wanted something, I've always gotten it. 4 00:00:09,700 --> 00:00:12,800 - Bree needed to get away. - Finally taking our honeymoon. 5 00:00:12,900 --> 00:00:15,700 Susan couldn't wait to pop the question. 6 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:17,400 Will you marry me? 7 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:19,800 Lynette received shocking news. 8 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:21,800 You can see this. It could be lymphoma. 9 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:24,800 Why are you reluctant to commit? 10
