Desperate Housewives - First Season English Subtitles
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1 00:00:01,501 --> 00:00:03,969 Desperate Housewives S01E01 Pilot (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:19,379 My name is Mary Alice Young. 3 00:00:19,452 --> 00:00:22,444 In this morning's paper, you may come across an article 4 00:00:22,555 --> 00:00:25,888 about the unusual day I had last wek. 5 00:00:25,959 --> 00:00:29,486 Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life, 6 00:00:29,562 --> 00:00:32,395 but that all changed last Thursday. 7 00:00:32,465 --> 00:00:36,196 Of course, everything semed quite normal at first. 8 00:00:36,269 --> 00:00:38,100 I made breakfast for my family. 9 00:00:40,106 --> 00:00:42,301 I performed my chores. 10
1 00:00:01,501 --> 00:00:03,969 Desperate Housewives S01E02 Ah, But Underneath (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:05,905 --> 00:00:08,738 If Mary Alice was having a crisis, we'd have known. 3 00:00:08,808 --> 00:00:10,901 She lives 50 feet away, for God's sakes. 4 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:15,209 Gabby, the woman killed herself. Something must've been going on. 5 00:00:15,281 --> 00:00:18,648 Every time I'm around that man, he tries to grab my ass. 6 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:21,778 I made over 200,000 doing business with him last year. 7 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,880 If he wants to grab your ass, let him. 8 00:00:24,657 --> 00:00:26,522 Why aren't you happy? 9 00:00:26,593 --> 00:00:30,529 It turns out I wanted all the wrong things.
1 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:03,867 Desperate Housewives S01E03 Pretty Little Picture (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:05,438 --> 00:00:08,271 She was his wife. He deserves to have all the facts. 3 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:12,209 She abandoned her husband and her son and I'll never forgive her. 4 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:14,670 It's the age-old question. 5 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:17,911 How much do we want to know about our neighbors? 6 00:00:17,984 --> 00:00:20,680 Cancel the meeting with the divorce lawyer. 7 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:22,881 We'll find a marriage counselor. 8 00:00:22,956 --> 00:00:26,050 - I'm Mike Delfino. - Susan Mayer. I live across the street. 9 00:00:26,126 --> 00:00:29,823 - You're gonna have to ask him out.
1 00:00:00,269 --> 00:00:09,838 Desperate Housewives S01E04 Who's That Woman (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:01,468 --> 00:00:02,799 Anybody home? 3 00:00:05,939 --> 00:00:08,703 - Susan played with fire... - That's not my cup. 4 00:00:08,775 --> 00:00:10,072 And could get burned. 5 00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:12,872 Go to a spa, go shopping. Find a way to relax. 6 00:00:12,946 --> 00:00:17,246 - Gabrielle... found herself a playmate. - Get here as fast as you can. 7 00:00:17,317 --> 00:00:20,184 Lynette couldn't get her kids to stop playing. 8 00:00:20,253 --> 00:00:22,949 - Do you know why I pulled you over? - I have a theory. 9 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:27,756 If I don't get some sleep, I'll be
1 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:03,025 Desperate Housewives S01E05 Come In, Stranger (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:03,103 --> 00:00:07,062 The boys are in my class because I'm the only teacher who can handle them. 3 00:00:07,140 --> 00:00:09,802 We may no longer be able to accommodate them. 4 00:00:09,909 --> 00:00:11,399 Ultimatums were made. 5 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:14,446 She used this to kill herself. Why would you keep it? 6 00:00:14,547 --> 00:00:15,980 Questions were asked. 7 00:00:16,082 --> 00:00:19,415 - Are you OK? - I think he's hiding something. 8 00:00:19,486 --> 00:00:23,650 And lots of evidence was uncovered. 9 00:00:23,757 --> 00:00:25,622 What is it you hired me to do?
1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,026 Desperate Housewives S01E06 Running To Stand Still (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:03,103 --> 00:00:06,470 - I know why my mom killed herself. - Secrets were revealed. 3 00:00:06,539 --> 00:00:08,973 I think we should go to the police. 4 00:00:09,075 --> 00:00:12,602 - Relationships got complicated. - What are you doing here? 5 00:00:12,712 --> 00:00:15,647 - You think she's cheating on you? - I think so. 6 00:00:15,715 --> 00:00:17,615 We got a call about a break-in. 7 00:00:17,717 --> 00:00:20,208 I've seen a lot but this is something else. 8 00:00:20,286 --> 00:00:23,983 - And the mystery... - Why did you do this? 9 00:00:24,090 --> 00:00:26,149 - I don't know.
1 00:00:00,634 --> 00:00:02,061 Desperate Housewives S01E07 Anything You Can Do (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:02,734 --> 00:00:05,061 - What is it you hired me to do? 3 00:00:05,138 --> 00:00:07,606 Someone sent that to my wife. I need to know who. 4 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:09,335 Some secrets were discovered. 5 00:00:09,409 --> 00:00:12,674 After Mom died, I started remembering what happened to Dana. 6 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:14,179 - Dana? - What are you doing? 7 00:00:14,247 --> 00:00:15,976 Some secrets were uncovered. 8 00:00:16,049 --> 00:00:18,415 Could be anyone she's having an affair with. 9 00:00:18,485 --> 00:00:21,181 Don't worry. I'm not letting her out of my sight.
1 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:02,268 Desperate Housewives S01E08 Guilty (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:03,069 --> 00:00:05,663 - I want to move this place fast. - I'll call you. 3 00:00:05,772 --> 00:00:06,864 Edie, wait! 4 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:10,307 ...incomprehensible that Edie Britt would try to destroy us. 5 00:00:10,410 --> 00:00:13,106 For five grand she's hurt, ten grand she's gone. 6 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:14,840 Some neighbors hired help. 7 00:00:14,914 --> 00:00:18,145 How can I pull off a formal dinner with no warning? 8 00:00:18,218 --> 00:00:20,448 And some helped themselves. 9 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:24,012 - I hate that she watches us. - Some just couldn't stop.
1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,367 Previously on Desperate Housewives... 3 00:00:04,771 --> 00:00:06,796 One was careless... 4 00:00:06,873 --> 00:00:10,331 You put a woman into a coma. Surely, that arouses some emotion. 5 00:00:10,410 --> 00:00:12,844 - Well, it doesn't. - You and I are finished. 6 00:00:12,912 --> 00:00:15,107 One said goodbye. 7 00:00:15,215 --> 00:00:17,183 I'm tired of feeling like a failure. 8 00:00:17,283 --> 00:00:18,614 One almost lost it. 9 00:00:18,718 --> 00:00:21,448 Your wife didn't kill herself because of my note, 10
1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,832 Desperate Housewives S01E10 Come Back To Me (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:02,902 --> 00:00:04,961 - Zach's gone from Silvercrest. - Hungry? 3 00:00:05,038 --> 00:00:06,062 Sometimes... 4 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:08,265 If I don't get help, I will lose my mind. 5 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:11,504 - Where can I score some nanny? ...no matter how hard you try... 6 00:00:11,611 --> 00:00:14,512 FBI! Carlos Solis, I have a warrant for your arrest. 7 00:00:14,581 --> 00:00:16,105 ...some problems... 8 00:00:16,216 --> 00:00:18,844 - Sorry, you are...? - You've met Maisy Gibbons? 9 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:21,978 - She's a nightmare.
1 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:02,365 Desperate Housewives S01E11 Move On (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:02,936 --> 00:00:05,427 I am just trying to move on with my life. 3 00:00:05,538 --> 00:00:07,335 Are you sleeping with my husband? 4 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:09,431 Suspicion ended in tragedy. 5 00:00:09,542 --> 00:00:12,067 I'm here to see Rex Van De Kamp. He had a heart attack. 6 00:00:12,145 --> 00:00:14,409 - Trust... - It kills me to put you through this. 7 00:00:14,481 --> 00:00:15,914 ...was put on trial. 8 00:00:15,982 --> 00:00:18,280 Find the passport and Mr. Solis can see his mother. 9 00:00:18,385 --> 00:00:21,354 - An ex-husband... - You walked out on your family.
1 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:02,334 Desperate Housewives S01E12 Every Day A Little Death (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:06,803 - These are nice people. - My money says one of 'em isn't. 3 00:00:06,873 --> 00:00:10,274 - How creepy is Mrs. Huber's sister? - Promises were made. 4 00:00:10,377 --> 00:00:13,346 I'm going to find out exactly what happened to her. 5 00:00:13,413 --> 00:00:16,280 - Marriages came undone. - We are starting a family. 6 00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:18,180 We're not negotiating my uterus. 7 00:00:18,251 --> 00:00:21,379 - Would you go out to dinner with me? - Like a date? 8 00:00:21,488 --> 00:00:23,422 - A date? - And the truth... 9 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:25,924
1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,469 Desperate Housewives S01E13 Your Fault (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:03,036 --> 00:00:06,802 - Were you with a woman? - You said you'd hate him forever. 3 00:00:06,873 --> 00:00:10,001 Don't listen to a woman who's had her heart broken. 4 00:00:10,076 --> 00:00:11,304 Ending a relationship... 5 00:00:11,411 --> 00:00:15,313 - I want to be with you. - I don't think that would be wise. 6 00:00:15,415 --> 00:00:18,646 ...can be very hard. - I was sleeping with your son. 7 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:21,778 - But it's over now. - Keping secrets... 8 00:00:21,888 --> 00:00:24,322 - It's not over. ...is even harder. 9 00:00:24,424 --> 00:00:29,987
1 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:02,163 Desperate Housewives S01E14 Love Is In The Air (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:05,202 If someone hurt her, I want them dead. 3 00:00:05,305 --> 00:00:06,329 Sometimes... 4 00:00:06,406 --> 00:00:09,170 I'm out of money. In a few weeks I'll be screwed. 5 00:00:09,242 --> 00:00:11,836 - Think about looking for a job. - Ha! 6 00:00:11,911 --> 00:00:13,572 The answers... 7 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,841 Tell me what he said and I can fix it. 8 00:00:15,915 --> 00:00:18,782 - I can't. ...to life's biggest questions... 9 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:21,013 I had the nightmare.
1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,469 Desperate Housewives S01E15 Impossible (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:03,036 --> 00:00:05,368 John, you're a toy. You and me, no future. 3 00:00:05,438 --> 00:00:06,803 Once some things are said... 4 00:00:06,873 --> 00:00:09,637 Remember what it's like to work a 60-hour week? 5 00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:11,506 ...you can't take them back. 6 00:00:11,644 --> 00:00:14,807 No one cares as much about finding Deidre as I do. 7 00:00:15,915 --> 00:00:18,247 - You shot yourself? - Pretty lame, huh? 8 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:20,478 - The damage is already done. - Mom! 9 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:23,214 - You're not taking her away from me.
1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,426 Desperate Housewives S01E16 The Ladies Who Lunch (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:03,103 --> 00:00:04,161 Hi, Maisy. 3 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:07,435 Are you having an affair with Rex? 4 00:00:07,507 --> 00:00:10,135 Mistresses were confronted. 5 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:12,678 - What's that? - I'm on house arrest. 6 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:15,476 - How are you gonna work? - I can't. 7 00:00:15,582 --> 00:00:17,641 The tables were turned. 8 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:21,187 - Good Lord, that's Angela. - And secrets from the past... 9 00:00:21,287 --> 00:00:24,848 - My wife's name was Mary Alice. ...caught up with everyone.
1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 Desperate Housewives S01E17 There Won't Be Trumpets (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:03,236 --> 00:00:06,501 The police showed me your rap sheet. You killed a man. 3 00:00:06,573 --> 00:00:09,167 - Want to hear what happened? - It doesn't matter. 4 00:00:09,242 --> 00:00:11,904 I will never believe anything you say ever again. 5 00:00:11,978 --> 00:00:14,208 Unexpected visitors... 6 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:16,441 - She's cheating on you? - I think so. 7 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:18,541 - I'll take care of it. - Thank you, Mama. 8 00:00:18,618 --> 00:00:21,143 ...lead to unexpected consequences. 9 00:00:21,221 --> 00:00:24,019 Andrew, you almost killed
1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,444 Desperate Housewives S01E18 Children Will Listen (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:03,169 --> 00:00:04,500 Is anybody here? 3 00:00:04,571 --> 00:00:07,096 There may have been a breakdown in our care. 4 00:00:07,173 --> 00:00:08,504 You trying to buy us off? 5 00:00:08,575 --> 00:00:10,202 If you're not careful... 6 00:00:10,276 --> 00:00:12,471 There's this place called Camp Hennessy. 7 00:00:12,545 --> 00:00:15,378 I'm not going to any camp for juvenile delinquents. 8 00:00:15,448 --> 00:00:16,847 You don't have a choice. 9 00:00:16,916 --> 00:00:18,213 ...past mistakes... 10 00:00:18,284 --> 00:00:20,149
1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,728 Desperate Housewives S01E19 Live Alone And Like It (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:03,203 --> 00:00:05,296 - Grandma's here. - In life... 3 00:00:05,372 --> 00:00:08,000 - A post-nuptial agreement. - I'm not signing this. 4 00:00:09,442 --> 00:00:12,673 - Sign it! - Stop! You're hurting me! 5 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:14,509 Mrs. Solis. What are you doing? 6 00:00:14,581 --> 00:00:16,845 ...you can't change what's ben done... 7 00:00:16,916 --> 00:00:20,215 People leave trails. One of those will lead to Deidre. 8 00:00:20,286 --> 00:00:23,813 I'm not taking my money to the grave. I'm gonna use it to save your ass. 9 00:00:23,890 --> 00:00:26,324 ...or who people really are.
1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,492 Desperate Housewives S01E20 Fear No More (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:03,069 --> 00:00:05,503 - I want a child. - We made a deal. No kids. 3 00:00:05,572 --> 00:00:09,269 - Tampering with prescriptions... - File on Noah's daughter. 4 00:00:09,342 --> 00:00:10,809 ...uncovering evidence... 5 00:00:10,877 --> 00:00:12,139 What are we looking for? 6 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:16,708 - What was that? ...breaking and entering... 7 00:00:16,783 --> 00:00:20,617 - Bree is a lady. - A very beautiful, classy lady. 8 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:23,884 Remember, they tend to end up with doctors, not pharmacists. 9 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:27,358 ...and a whole lot of revenge.
1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,292 Desperate Housewives S01E21 Sunday In the Park With George (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:03,069 --> 00:00:04,195 I left Morty. 3 00:00:04,270 --> 00:00:07,262 Susan's mother made quite an impression. 4 00:00:07,340 --> 00:00:09,035 Bree made a secret commitment. 5 00:00:09,109 --> 00:00:13,136 - He's not gonna let us be friends. - Who says he has to know? 6 00:00:13,213 --> 00:00:15,511 Gabrielle made a discovery. 7 00:00:15,582 --> 00:00:17,675 I am pregnant and it's all your fault. 8 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:19,946 Tom made a mistake. 9 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:23,114 You hire your old girlfriend and you don't tell me? 10
1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,326 Desperate Housewives S01E22 Goodbye for Now (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:03,103 --> 00:00:07,767 My electronic monitoring device. I'm on house arrest. 3 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:11,637 - Investigations began. - I need you to check into someone else. 4 00:00:11,711 --> 00:00:13,542 There's this plumber I know. 5 00:00:13,613 --> 00:00:17,845 - Boundaries were pushed. - You won't regret taking this journey. 6 00:00:17,917 --> 00:00:20,818 - And the news... - Peterson called me into his office. 7 00:00:21,054 --> 00:00:26,117 ...went from bad... - He's holding the promotion for Duggan. 8 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:28,820 ...to worse. - I'm pregnant and it might be yours. 9 00:00:34,401 --> 00:00:37,199
1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,834 Desperate Housewives S01E23 One Wonderful Day (VO+STFR&EN) 2 00:00:03,903 --> 00:00:06,770 There is a motive to every mystery... 3 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:10,640 Your body isn't responding to the medication the way it should. 4 00:00:10,710 --> 00:00:14,510 - I think I'm having a heart attack. ...evidence of every crime... 5 00:00:15,448 --> 00:00:17,678 They're charging you with a hate crime? 6 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:21,380 - I thought you were cheating with him. - With our gay cable guy? 7 00:00:21,454 --> 00:00:25,185 I didn't know he was gay. I didn't know Justin was either. 8 00:00:25,258 --> 00:00:28,386 ...and an answer to every question. 9 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:33,693 Gabby, the woman killed herself. Something must have been going on.
