Dead to Me - First Season English Subtitles

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So, you just heat it up at 300
and leave it in for 35 minutes.

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Thanks, Karen.
But you really don't have to keep--

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It's my take on Mexican lasagna.

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Great.

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It's nothing. We just don't want you
to think you're alone.

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-Mmm.
-Jeff and I are here for you,

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if you ever wanna talk.

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Thanks.

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Just can't imagine
what you're going through.

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This is delicious.

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You wouldn't even know
it's not meat, right?

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-Wrong.
-Char.

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-This isn't meat?
-Nope. I can't eat this.

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Okay. You know what?

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You are being a jerk. We have a guest.

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Is she a guest or does she live here now?

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Yeah. How long is Judy staying with us?

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Um... Well, I don't know. It's the... 

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[cheeping]

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-Mom!
-[cheeps]

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Mom! Dad's here!

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[Jen] Huh?

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-Wait. What did you just say?
-Dad came to visit me again.

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Okay. Honey, I'm not really following you.

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I see a little bird.

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You know how Dad used to come in
and wake me up for school,

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when he was...

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[man] It's time. Time for you to get up.

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Look in the mirror
and decide who you wanna be today.

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Winners aren't born, they're bred.

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And in order to succeed hard,
you need...

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[Judy] What is that?

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That's my podcast alarm.
The Winners' Strategy.

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-[alarm] ...strategy for...
-Gets me pumped for the day.

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Oh! Are you doing self-help?

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No.

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[water gurgling]

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[muffled music]

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[upbeat music playing]

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[Jen] This was a good idea. 
You were right. I just needed a vacation.

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-[Judy] Right?
-Yeah.

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-A little holiday?
-Yeah.

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Palm Springs, you know,
get away from it all?

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Mm-hm.

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Codependent No More.

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-[Jen] Such a weird thing that people do.
-[Judy] What? The whole shrine thing?

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They put all this shit here.

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It's not like this spot
meant anything to Ted.

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Well, it was the last place
he got to be alive.

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Yeah, I mean, it is the first place
he got to be dead too.

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Why is there always a cross?
People always put a cross.

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That is so presumptuous to me.
He was not religious.

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Well, hey, hey...

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You're welcome.

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Good morning to you. Why am I welcome?
What am I looking at?

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That is a piece of the car
that killed Ted.

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Hard evidence that I procured.

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Now, you can have it
and run it through the scanner.

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-What scanner?
-I told her there was no scanner.

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Hey. Good to see you again.

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Uh-huh. I'll move past the fact
that you brought in your own cop

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and ask where that came from?

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[knocking]

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[door creaks open]

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Hi! Jen Harding. Real estate agent.

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I just sold a house in the area for 
two million, all cash. Blah, blah, blah!

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Anyway, I just wanted you to know
how valuable your property is.

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I mean, especially with this curb appeal.

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[man] Oh.

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Well, I'm not looking to sell.

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Oh. Well, you might change your mind
if I do an appraisal,

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["Sing, Sing, Sing" playing]

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-[music stops]
-[cheering]

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Judy Hale.

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That's the artist.

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Sorry. I'm new here,
so I still need the thingy.

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[chuckles] So how much 
would a Judy Hale set me back?

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Well, between nine and twenty thousand,
depending on the size.

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Nine and...

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-Jesus!
-Ooh!

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["It's A Good Day" by Peggy Lee playing]

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♪ Yes, it's a good day  ♪

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♪ For singin' a song ♪

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♪ And it's a good day ♪

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♪ For movin' along ♪

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♪ Yes, it's a good day ♪

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♪ How could anything be wrong? ♪

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♪ A good day from morning till night ♪

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♪ And it's a good day ♪

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♪ For shinin' your shoes ♪