Dead Ringers - First Season English Subtitles

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Fellow Americans, weapons inspectors have
arrived on the ground in the Iraqi capital.

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My good friend,
Bulgarian prime minister Lionel Blair,

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says the search is being led by a man
trusted never to give up the hunt.

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Welcome to "Weapons Hunt",
with me, David Dickinson,

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Peter Stringfellow on a budget.

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I'm in downtown Baghdad.

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I've uncovered a stockpile
of potentially lethal chemicals.

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That's just the 15 cans of hairspray
in my luggage! One for the ladies!

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Better give me back
that £200 and fast.

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Bad time to get on the wrong side of
me, sunshine.

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Not many firemen around.

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I'm Michael Buerk.
Churchill was named yesterday

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as the winner of BBC2's
Great Britons poll.

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But after legal challenges and a recount,
a new winner has been announced.

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It's an honouratitude
to be the greatest Briton.

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I thank everyone who voted for me

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It's no use crying, Charlotte.

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You owe me a grand. Get on the plane
and pick up the shipment!

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There's a good girl!

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The Government has appointed
the next Governor of the Bank of England.

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They say he can exercise
a tight fiscal policy.

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Yes, it's me, David Dickinson.

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Ho, ho. I'll be giving Gordon Brown
and his red team £20 billion to spend.

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I suspect, like my usual bargain hunters,
he'll waste it on worthless tat,

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crumbling schools, decrepit hospitals

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What can I say, Lennox? Paula Radcliffe
offered me a good time if it went her way.

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Tony Blair says that
Britain will provide

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air cover for the
American invasion of Iraq,

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utilising planes capable of leaving the
ground beneath them totally devastated -

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Concorde.

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If the tail fin doesn't get them,
the other bits will.

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People of Britain, this
is your Prime Minister.

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Embarrassed forehead,
fake Rolex, dodgy wife.

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Don't start bleating about the Yanks.

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I paid cash for them Scud missiles.
They better be in my garage by morning.

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Investigators say the
collision in the North Sea

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that led to 3,000 luxury BMWs
being lost was inevitable,

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as the person in charge of the BMWs
was a tosser who assumed he owned the sea.

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Have you been injured
by an accident at work?

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Have you tripped or fallen
over a loose paving stone?

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Have you tried to con people with dodgy
slimming pills and timeshare scams

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Santa, I don't care if I've been naughty,
bring me the flick knives I asked for.

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Woolworth's have revealed what was
this Christmas's top stocking filler...

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Winona Ryder.

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We have travelled far, following
a bright star shining in the East,

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carrying gifts of gold, frankincense
and myrrh for the newborn king.

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So, bargain hunters, let's see
what the blue team have bought.

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Gold, very nice. Note the patina.

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Frankincense, could be
attractive to the right buyer.

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