Dead Like Me - Second Season English Subtitles

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Everybody dies.

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That's just the way it is.

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I'm told I'm not supposed to argue or question

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or even try to understand.

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I'm told a lot these days.

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Ever since my life was
snuffed out by a toilet seat

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and I joined the ranks of the undead.

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You, little dead girl,
are gonna be a grim reaper.

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My name is George Lass.

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Most girls my age are obsessed
with pretty similar things.

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Fun things.

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Some are obsessed with flirting.

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Something more than flirting.

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Some are obsessed with their ride.

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Or whether to wear Really Ruby Red

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or Silver City Pink.

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Me... I was obsessed too.

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I was obsessed with post-its.

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Post-its and death.

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Once upon a time,

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there was a traveler on horseback
who finds himself facing a swamp.

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And he doesn't know whether to
go around or try to wade through.

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The traveler asks a local boy:

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"Tell me, local boy. Does the
swamp have a hard bottom?"

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And the boy tells him that it does.

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So the traveler guides his horse into the swamp

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and they begin to sink deeper
and deeper into the muck.

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He shouts to the boy:

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Deep down,

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we all wanna know if we're loved.

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It's the fundamental question.

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But when I was a kid, the question was even more basic.

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Does anyone even like me?

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I'm sure there's all kinds of theories

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on how to help girls get over their insecurities and self-doubts.

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But it takes a pretty twisted mind to think that swimming day is the answer.

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Thanks a lot, mom.

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Come on!

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When I was a kid life
was all about what's next.

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I was, like, "seventh grade sucks.
Wait till I'm in eighth grade,"

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and then, "fuck eighth grade.
High school is going to rock."

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Life was one big race to get to the next thing.

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Someone forgot to tell me
that the finish line was 18.

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There are people who are always on time.

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George, you're going to miss the bus.

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I hate those people.

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I was not on time...

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When I was a kid, I took ballroom dancing.

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My mom said it would stay with me for life,

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but all I remember is one-two-three, one-two-three...

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- What do you mean, no blueberry pancakes?
- They're seasonal.

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Explain something to me. Are the blueberries fresh?

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They're dehydrated?

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How can something harvested months ago be seasonal?

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I don't make the rules. I just play by them.

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Something else you want?

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I had my heart set on blueberry pancakes.

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I know there are billions of stars in the sky,

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and they're all twinkling.

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I wonder what makes one star more important than another?

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I mean, why does one star become part of the big dipper,

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and another just flame out?

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Wow.

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See that shooting star?

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My name's Vance.

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You told me that already.

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Right.

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I've never belonged to a club.

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I mean, I get them, I just don't want to be in them.

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Like book clubs.

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"Hey,  check out how smart we are.  We can read."

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Shut up, already.

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And bicycle clubs. What's that about?

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One guy in a bad outfit, you're a tool.

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Four guys in the same goofy shirt, suddenly, you're the shit?

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Give me a break.

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My parents always told me to join some club at school,

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Every family has its morning rituals.

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I know mine did.

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The gun went off at 7:00, rise and shine.

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Actually, we were never that big on the shine, but...

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what I really remember about morning was... coffee--

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the smell of it, the sounds of it...

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everyone in my family loved coffee.

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This sounds weird, but sometimes I think it's the one thing we all loved.

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Can I see the obits?

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- More coffee?
- Please.

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When I was a kid,

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my parents would tell me to hold on to things tightly--

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a kite, a balloon, whatever--

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to not let go...

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but I was scared that if I held on too tightly

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to something or to someone,

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I'd be carried away.

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Except I'm the one always telling people it's over,

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time to move on.

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That's what grim reapers do.

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Some people you just never forget.

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It's like they get burned into your brain.

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Other people make no impression at all.

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It's like they're there...

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and then they're not.

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- Call it.
- That one, sleeping.

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That's not a person under there.

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- Is too, curled up.
- Where are the legs?

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Maybe he doesn't have any.

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When I was little, my father, who was an english teacher,

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used to tell me that I would never be alone

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as long as I had a good book.

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Good thing.

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You ready to go to Susie's birthday party?

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No. My book's getting good.

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George, we RSVP'd.

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I didn't RSVP anything.

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- We bought her a present.
- What did you get her?

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We got her a flannel nightgown,

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When I was alive,

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I never bought the whole straighten-up and fly-right routine.

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I hated being told what to do,

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so it's pretty strange

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that now my job is to give everyone else their marching orders.

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Sure, I wanted to be a superhero when I was a kid,

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but only the guy superheroes got cool costumes--

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massive capes and scary masks and stuff.

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All wonderwoman got were hooker boots and a bathing suit.

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What the fuck was that about?

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Ask most kids what their favorite game is,

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they'll probably say hide-and-go-seek.

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I know I loved it.

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One mississippi.

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Two mississippi...

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For most kids, the fun of the game isn't in the hiding.

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The fun is in being found.

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But not for me.

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I didn't want to be found.

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Here I come!

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I loved Halloween.

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Okay, not a huge surprise there. I mean, what kid doesn't love Halloween?

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But my devotion to the day was not for the obvious reasons.

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I couldn't care less about the candy.

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And I didn't give a shit about the costumes.

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I loved Halloween because

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I loved looking into other people's houses.

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Why's the candy outside?

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They probably don't want to be disturbed, sweetie.

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But it's Halloween, it's supposed to be disturbing.