Dave - Third Season English Subtitles
Series Info:
Overview:
A neurotic mid-20s suburbanite's convinced he's destined to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. Now he's got to prove it to everyone else.
Release Name:
DAVE S03 2160p HULU WEB-DL DDP 5.1 H 265-CRFW
Release Info:
Resynced retail Hulu SDH subs to the best of my ability. Some episodes had different sync offsets on a per scene basis
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1 00:00:12,993 --> 00:00:15,230 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:21,644 --> 00:00:23,280 ♪ Hey, good morning, baby ♪ 3 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:26,185 ♪ You need some java, baby? ♪ 4 00:00:27,021 --> 00:00:29,225 ♪ We got to wake up, baby ♪ 5 00:00:29,258 --> 00:00:31,764 ♪ Last night was really crazy ♪ 6 00:00:31,797 --> 00:00:33,801 ♪ I think I liked it, baby ♪ 7 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:35,738 ♪ Damn, you smooth, baby ♪ 8 00:00:35,772 --> 00:00:39,445 ♪ Looking like you moisturize, baby ♪ 9 00:00:39,478 --> 00:00:42,051 ♪ Tell me where to buy it, baby ♪ 10 00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:43,621
1 00:00:08,106 --> 00:00:11,814 ♪ I love you back, you know ♪ 2 00:00:11,847 --> 00:00:15,955 ♪ Oh, I love you back, you know ♪ 3 00:00:15,989 --> 00:00:18,393 -♪ Let's take it back, hey ♪ -♪ Let's take it back, hey ♪ 4 00:00:18,427 --> 00:00:20,597 ♪ I didn't have a chance, I was walking with my bag ♪ 5 00:00:20,631 --> 00:00:22,401 ♪ Down the street to Harrison Ave, summer's over ♪ 6 00:00:22,435 --> 00:00:24,673 ♪ Back to class, way before I had a sedan ♪ 7 00:00:24,707 --> 00:00:26,677 ♪ Hit the bus stop and then glanced at the kids ♪ 8 00:00:26,711 --> 00:00:28,613 ♪ And then bam, I saw Brittany for the first time ♪ 9
1 00:00:10,555 --> 00:00:12,157 GATA: Man, y'all ain't gonna believe this. 2 00:00:12,191 --> 00:00:13,661 Nigga, we had the club lit. 3 00:00:13,694 --> 00:00:15,565 That shit was going up, I'm telling y'all, man. 4 00:00:15,598 --> 00:00:17,468 We was in the section, me and LD, popping bottles, 5 00:00:17,502 --> 00:00:19,105 whoopty whoop, with the whole squad, bro. 6 00:00:19,138 --> 00:00:20,107 Look, check this shit out. 7 00:00:20,140 --> 00:00:21,409 The whole lineup 8 00:00:21,442 --> 00:00:22,546 of the Dallas motherfucking Cowboys. 9 00:00:22,579 --> 00:00:24,650
1 00:00:07,883 --> 00:00:11,122 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:15,264 --> 00:00:17,256 ♪ Stop calling your friends and say you got one ♪ 3 00:00:17,290 --> 00:00:18,727 ♪ You out here tweakin' ♪ 4 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:21,398 ♪ While you at it, call a doctor ♪ 5 00:00:21,431 --> 00:00:25,506 ♪ You outta pocket, you need to stop it ♪ 6 00:00:25,539 --> 00:00:29,447 ♪ You saw me at the club and it was sorta poppin' ♪ 7 00:00:29,481 --> 00:00:30,684 ♪ But don't make no ♪ 8 00:00:30,717 --> 00:00:32,353 ♪ Don't make no mistakes. ♪ 9 00:00:32,387 --> 00:00:34,124 GROUP: Hey!
1 00:00:16,099 --> 00:00:18,103 (giggles) 2 00:00:19,238 --> 00:00:21,376 (giggles) Hi. 3 00:00:21,409 --> 00:00:23,614 (giggles, squeals) 4 00:00:27,789 --> 00:00:30,494 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:30,528 --> 00:00:31,764 ♪ White ♪ 6 00:00:34,698 --> 00:00:36,135 ♪ Oh, my God ♪ 7 00:00:36,168 --> 00:00:38,272 ♪ I'm a white guy ♪ 8 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:41,211 ♪ I do what I like ♪ 9 00:00:41,245 --> 00:00:44,685 ♪ I get all the jobs ♪ 10 00:00:44,718 --> 00:00:47,857 ♪ Even if it's wrong and ♪
1 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:12,179 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:12,212 --> 00:00:14,214 DAVE: I've never been on tour before, 3 00:00:14,248 --> 00:00:16,450 so, you know, I didn't even know what to expect, 4 00:00:16,483 --> 00:00:19,786 but I imagined it would feel like... 5 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:22,356 freedom, you know? 6 00:00:22,389 --> 00:00:24,458 Like, freedom from having to create every day. 7 00:00:24,491 --> 00:00:28,762 Freedom from being a prisoner of my own ambition. 8 00:00:28,795 --> 00:00:31,298 And I could just have one task every night: 9 00:00:31,331 --> 00:00:33,433
1 00:00:07,348 --> 00:00:11,724 (auto-tuned voice singing) 2 00:00:11,757 --> 00:00:14,630 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:14,663 --> 00:00:17,669 ♪ I want to know ♪ 4 00:00:17,702 --> 00:00:20,742 ♪ I want to know... ♪ 5 00:00:22,679 --> 00:00:24,750 Yeah, and he would be resp-- have to speak at your funeral 6 00:00:24,783 --> 00:00:26,419 or something like that. 7 00:00:26,452 --> 00:00:28,356 I would've been perfectly fine with that. 8 00:00:28,390 --> 00:00:29,726 -(Kimmel laughs) -Except the death thing, you know. 9 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:31,362 KIMMEL: Yeah, except for the death.
1 00:00:07,516 --> 00:00:10,128 -DAVE: Why is it so granular? -ROBYN: Mmm. 2 00:00:10,194 --> 00:00:11,464 -DAVE: Oh, my God. -Is this garlic hummus? 3 00:00:11,531 --> 00:00:13,101 -DAVE: I like it. -Should we, like, switch 4 00:00:13,168 --> 00:00:14,437 to tahini, or... ketchup? 5 00:00:14,504 --> 00:00:16,074 I think we should, like, uh, 6 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:18,011 abandon all condiment-based hand jobs just for a moment. 7 00:00:18,078 --> 00:00:19,514 -You could be right. I don't know. -We can reconfigure, 8 00:00:19,582 --> 00:00:20,884 come up with something new fun to do. 9
1 00:00:06,714 --> 00:00:09,352 ♪♪ ♪♪ 2 00:00:09,418 --> 00:00:11,155 EMMA: Looking for Love tour, night one. 3 00:00:11,222 --> 00:00:12,926 What are you looking forward to the most? 4 00:00:12,993 --> 00:00:15,632 It's the Looking for Love tour. I need to find the one. 5 00:00:15,698 --> 00:00:17,167 GATA: He's worried about finding the one. 6 00:00:17,234 --> 00:00:18,236 There's way too many hoes out here 7 00:00:18,303 --> 00:00:19,640 to be worried about one. 8 00:00:19,706 --> 00:00:21,042 Me and you have entirely different philosophies
1 00:00:13,448 --> 00:00:15,418 -(Rachel laughs) -DAVE: It is. 2 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:17,957 Hmm. 3 00:00:18,024 --> 00:00:20,696 (faint, indistinct chatter) 4 00:00:20,796 --> 00:00:22,132 (both laugh) 5 00:00:22,232 --> 00:00:24,470 -(indistinct chatter) -(chuckles) 6 00:00:24,604 --> 00:00:27,409 But enough about my past, I want to hear about yours. 7 00:00:27,510 --> 00:00:29,915 Who was the first guy that you were in love with? 8 00:00:30,015 --> 00:00:32,352 Okay. (chuckles) His name was Billy Blum. 9 00:00:32,452 --> 00:00:33,722 Was he gorgeous?
