Daria - Second Season English Subtitles

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What have I done?
Oh, God, what have I done...

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It's all right, Jake.

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We'll get through this as a family.

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Yeah, don't worry, Daddy.

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We're here for you no matter what.

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I'm going to miss Upcoming Attractions!

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What's wrong?

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Your father had a little business setback, dear.

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He lost a client.

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"I got a great idea," he said

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And finally, we will be teaming up with the Science and Language Arts departments

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for an interdisciplinary field trip to Jim's Paintballing Jungle.

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An activity that some of you may find more taxing than sleeping through class!

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Um... the League of Nations?

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And why are we going to engage in simulated combat?

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Daria?

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Because no high school education is complete until you've chased your fellow students around the woods with toy guns?

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Your sarcasm amuses me, Daria.

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I hope it provides you comfort when you're cowering in a foxhole.

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No, we're going to study how warfare impacts all aspects of culture.

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Now, as I'm handing back your essays, you may have strong feelings

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about the competitive and discouraging aspects of grading.

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I care about what you have to say.

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Who would like to start?

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Is an F+ the same as a D-?

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I don't believe I've ever heard of an F+, Jordan,

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but we can talk about it.

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So she said,
but we can talk about it.

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So she said,

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"I got those eggshell leggings like you told me,"

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I don't think you've thought this through.

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What do you do with the hostages one you get to the airport?

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They're coming with me.

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We're talking party plane.

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All the way to Libya.

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Rita, that's so wonderful.
I'm so happy for you!

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You and Erin both.

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Ah, you'd better take a hike.

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Why?

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My mom's talking to my Aunt Rita.

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Hiding the cooking sherry from Dad?

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I'm going to make some bread, Daria.

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Isn't that what supermarkets are for?

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The Yeagers are coming for the weekend,

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and I can't serve them store-bought bread.

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Why not?

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I haven't seen them for twenty five years,

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and let's just say they know a different Helen.

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A Helen famous for her oatmeal pumpkin seed loaf.

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And just what have you done with this Helen?

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Hey! You're ruining my birthday cake!

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If only that were all she ruined.

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Make her stop!

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Oh, Daria, she's just a baby.

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She wants to play, too!

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I'm such a cute baby.

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Why can't I be an only child?

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Yeah. Why can't I?

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Isn't it great to sit here and see your whole life unfold before your eyes?

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It's almost as good as drowning.

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Hey, Daria. I didn't see you today.

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You said you might come to the photography meeting for yearbook.

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Yes, well, when the dentist turned off the gas,

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I had a change of heart.

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But it's fun, and it looks good on your transcript.

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I'm against both those things.

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Free film and developing.

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And if your parents find out that you're even considering it,

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you could probably squeeze some tremendous bribe out of them.

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I'll think about it.

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Mack, make that "boys are the scourge of the Earth."

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The Telltale Heart?
I love romance novels!

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Yeah, nothing says "be mine" like a pounding heart beneath a floorboard.

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Attention, young people.

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I have an exciting announcement.

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Grove Hills, the school for gifted and outstanding students,

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has issued invitations to several of our students to visit its campus.

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And among those so honored are:

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Ms. Morgendorffer and Ms. Landon.

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I knew those straight Cs in math would pay off some day.

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Hello. We're Mystik Spiral.

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But we might change our name.

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I'm glad you're happy watching my pain,

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burning crop circles on my soul's waves of grain.

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We had no love scene but you've cut to the chase,

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you're chopping off my nose to spite my face.

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Ow, my nose! Ow, my face!

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Ow, my nose! Ow, my face! Ow...

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You want to go for a burger after this?

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What?

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I could have sworn I had money budgeted for a new roof under capital improvements.

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Oh, well. Everyone makes mistakes.

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Is that a polygraph machine?

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Yes! Uh, I... won it in a raffle.

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I don't know where we'll get the money for repairs.

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A fund-raiser, I guess.

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Boogie Bash '70s Revival Night?

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We can't. Someone stole the disco ball.

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No, we'll have to come up with something

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that truly captures the spirit of student life at Lawndale High.

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Okay, ladies, listen up.

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Since it's "Focus on Agility" month, for the rest of the class,

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I want you all to work on your cartwheels, splits and aerials.

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Brittany, that's a perfect split.

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Thanks, Ms. Morris.

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Funny how all the drills for "Focus on Agility" month

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are the same ones you'd do if you were trying to sneak

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a cheerleader practice into regular gym class.

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Yes, and I don't intend to stand for it.

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They can have my squat-thrusts when they pry them from my cold, dead hands.

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Hey.

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Quinn! Your date is here!

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Actually, I'm...

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God, Dad, are you kidding?

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Gee, I'm sorry, young man, but you know how girls can be.

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Just give her some time, son.
Give her some time.

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Is Daria home?

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Daria?! Who are you?

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So, you're here to see Daria.

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Yeah.

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Hey, kiddo!

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Guess you're wondering what old Dad is up to with the big stew pot.

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Guess again.

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Daria, I woke up in the middle of the night with a hankering.

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I suddenly remembered the old kitchen sink stew

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they used to serve us at the military academy!

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You know why they called it that?

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Because they put in everything but the kitchen sink.

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Because they put in everything but the kitchen sink!

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Hmm, let's see... soup stock, peppercorns, oregano, chilies...