Dad Stop Embarrassing Me - First Season English Subtitles
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Overview:
A single dad and cosmetics brand owner figures out fatherhood on the fly when his strong-minded teen daughter moves in with him.
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Dad.Stop.Embarrassing.Me.S01.720p.NF.WEBRip.DDP5.1.x264-GGWP Dad.Stop.Embarrassing.Me.S01.1080p.NF.WEBRip.DDP5.1.x264-MIXED Dad.Stop.Embarrassing Me.S01.WEBRip.x264-ION10 Dad.Stop.Embarrassing Me.S01.COMPLETE.720p.NF.WEBRip.x264-GalaxyTV
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NON-HI [official subtitles, works with all WEBRip/WEB-DL re-encodes, season 1 pack]
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1 00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:15,223 Good evening. I'm so happy to meet you. 2 00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:18,018 I've read my notes on you two, and... 3 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:22,063 seems like you've been living together for a little while. 4 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:27,152 But guess what? I'm here to make sure that when you two lovebirds leave here today, 5 00:00:27,235 --> 00:00:30,030 that you'll be singing in perfect harmony, 6 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:32,032 just like Whitney and Bobby! 7 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:33,241 Mmm. 8 00:00:34,951 --> 00:00:37,370 Excuse me just a moment. 9 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:39,581 I know there's a little age cavern, 10 00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:43,793
1 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:16,599 Pops, you're 100 years old, you still don't know how to tie your tie? 2 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:17,851 Boy, shut up. 3 00:00:17,934 --> 00:00:20,437 I usually wear a clip-on but I used that to hold my joint, 4 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,147 now I can't find the damn thing. 5 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,150 Uh, what exactly is going on? 6 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:27,152 It is Hotlanta. Why you got that wrap on? 7 00:00:27,235 --> 00:00:29,946 Today's the day I'm doing my big solo at church. 8 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,614 Gotta make sure my voice is warmed up. 9 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:35,160 Why you talking like that? You sound like Louis Armstrong.
1 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:20,562 Hey, Pops. You're looking sharp. 2 00:00:20,645 --> 00:00:24,607 Well, I am sharp as a jackknife, as I always do. 3 00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:29,821 Yes! 4 00:00:29,904 --> 00:00:31,740 - Yo. What up, Pops? - Hey. 5 00:00:31,823 --> 00:00:34,659 I see you. Looking sharp. You look casket-ready. When's the funeral? 6 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:36,411 Well, I don't do funerals no more. 7 00:00:36,494 --> 00:00:38,955 Every time I look in a casket, I see a friend. 8 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:42,876 So, why the suit? Oh, wait. What time is your arraignment? 9 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:45,295 August 11th, 2017.
1 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:16,266 Oh, snap! I didn't know I was gonna find my favorite sister here. 2 00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:17,600 I'm your only sister. 3 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:20,979 Look, Chelsea. I got something that's gonna change your life. 4 00:00:21,062 --> 00:00:24,274 - You're hooking me up with Donald Glover. - You know what? I am not. 5 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:25,525 But I know Danny Glover. 6 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:30,071 Look. This is what I was thinking about. The lip gloss idea. 7 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:33,992 Why don't we do that as a limited summer release? Hmm? Run with it. 8 00:00:34,075 --> 00:00:36,036 You are finally taking my advice. 9 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:38,538 - Damn right, I am.
1 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:15,765 What up, y'all? It's your girl Sasha here, with my girl, Zia. 2 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,517 And we're the first to get our hands 3 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:20,478 on Bay Cosmetics' unreleased new exfoliating lip gloss. 4 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:24,399 - Mmm-hmm. We're on some next-level... - Shh! 5 00:00:24,482 --> 00:00:26,026 Our dads are watching! 6 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:27,109 Oh. 7 00:00:27,777 --> 00:00:29,029 - Okay. - Okay, so... 8 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:30,739 - Mmm-hmm. - Mmm-mmm. 9 00:00:30,822 --> 00:00:31,948 - Blot.
1 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:13,972 What's up, guys? 2 00:00:14,055 --> 00:00:15,974 It's your girl, Sasha, and in a couple hours, 3 00:00:16,057 --> 00:00:19,811 you will see me throwing it back at the block party. 4 00:00:19,894 --> 00:00:21,521 Could you cover that, please? 5 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:25,316 First of all, you won't be throwing nothing back at the block party. 6 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,860 You need to get your tail out there 7 00:00:26,943 --> 00:00:29,446 and open the chairs and tables for the cookout we got coming. 8 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:31,031 What are you talking about? 9 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:33,533 Zia and I are going to the Juneteenth block party.
1 00:00:10,635 --> 00:00:12,053 Hey. What you reading? 2 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:15,557 I'm reading Floyd Mayweather's book, Rich Dad, Woke Dad. 3 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:17,535 - Wait, Floyd Mayweather wrote a book? - Mmm-hmm. 4 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:19,644 Did he accidentally leave his number in there? 5 00:00:20,228 --> 00:00:22,355 Chels, all right, don't be so thirsty. 6 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:25,442 You know what? This is great. 7 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:27,569 As a dad, though, watch how he get down. 8 00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:31,614 As punishment, he makes his son chauffeur him around in his Bugatti, 9 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:35,035 and for his daughter's birthday, got her a tiger.
1 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:14,513 Whoo! 2 00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:17,892 Nice suit. 3 00:00:17,976 --> 00:00:19,978 But you're gonna have to throw in some floor mats 4 00:00:20,061 --> 00:00:22,439 and a spoiler if you want me to buy the used car. 5 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:25,316 Did you know your milk is about to go bad? 6 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:28,403 I don't know who's in my refrigerator more, you or my milk. 7 00:00:29,612 --> 00:00:32,699 What you doing down here? You and Chelsea ain't seeing each other. 8 00:00:32,782 --> 00:00:34,542 - It's got nothing to do with Chelsea. - Huh. 9 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:36,202 We're better off as just friends.
