Community - Sixth Season English Subtitles
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Overview:
A suspended lawyer is forced to enroll in a community college with an eclectic staff and student body.
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WEB-DL S06
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1 00:00:01,585 --> 00:00:04,505 Welcome back to Greendale, now ranked fifth 2 00:00:04,796 --> 00:00:08,634 on Colorado's alphabetical listing of community colleges. 3 00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:12,304 Rest in peace, Fatboy Slim's DJ School. 4 00:00:12,596 --> 00:00:14,389 This school owes its continued existence 5 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:16,391 to the following heroes: 6 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:20,312 Jeff Winger, a teacher so dedicated to clean energy, 7 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:23,315 he's already parking like his car is electric. 8 00:00:23,607 --> 00:00:26,610 Britta Perry, currently raising awareness of homelessness, 9
1 00:00:01,710 --> 00:00:04,338 Chomsky, come here. Come here, Chomsky. 2 00:00:04,630 --> 00:00:05,797 Abed, I'm really sorry. 3 00:00:06,089 --> 00:00:06,924 I told you cats don't like me. 4 00:00:07,216 --> 00:00:08,509 They consider me a competitor 5 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:09,843 because of my natural stealth and ambivalence. 6 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:11,720 Uh-oh, did she get high again 7 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,514 and forget she doesn't wear contacts? 8 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:15,599 Before Britta moved her cats into our apartment, 9 00:00:15,891 --> 00:00:17,643 she wanted to introduce them to us on neutral ground.
1 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:19,645 Oh. 2 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:26,253 Oh, my God. 3 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:28,171 How stupid can I get? 4 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,239 Brr. 5 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:02,164 Meow. 6 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:03,790 Meow. 7 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:11,089 ♪ Give me some rope Tie me to dream 8 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:14,009 ♪ Give me the hope to run out of steam 9 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:17,721 ♪ Somebody said it can be here 10
1 00:00:01,335 --> 00:00:02,753 "Always scare, Daniel-san. 2 00:00:03,045 --> 00:00:04,546 "Miyagi hate fighting." 3 00:00:06,048 --> 00:00:07,508 "Miyagi hate fighting." 4 00:00:08,050 --> 00:00:09,176 Line? 5 00:00:09,468 --> 00:00:10,886 "Yeah, but you like karate." Right, right. 6 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:13,096 Yeah, but you like karate, though. 7 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:14,556 So? 8 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:15,849 Line? 9 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:17,684 Chang, the audition's at 3:00. 10
1 00:00:03,253 --> 00:00:04,254 Why did Frankie call us here? 2 00:00:04,546 --> 00:00:06,590 I don't know. Some financial prospect 3 00:00:06,882 --> 00:00:08,550 that could put the school in the black. 4 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:11,762 Which always confuses me, because black means bad... 5 00:00:12,763 --> 00:00:14,848 when it's a cat or a banana 6 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:16,683 or a shirt that makes you think 7 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:18,602 you've lost more weight than you have. 8 00:00:18,894 --> 00:00:20,687 Nice save. Sorry about that, man. 9 00:00:20,979 --> 00:00:22,981 Hmm? What?
1 00:00:02,753 --> 00:00:04,546 Ugh, damn it. 2 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:06,131 Ugh. 3 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:08,091 Come on. Oh, Elroy. 4 00:00:08,383 --> 00:00:09,760 Elroy, hey. 5 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:13,889 Computer no worky. 6 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:16,141 Please don't do that. 7 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:17,434 Computer no worky. 8 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:19,228 Did you forget your password again? 9 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:22,147 Pelton, I can't keep track of all the parakeets you had growing up. 10 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:24,399
1 00:00:01,585 --> 00:00:03,879 Next item is Friday's alumni dance. 2 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:05,422 How's that progressing? 3 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:07,466 I've emailed ever former student 4 00:00:07,758 --> 00:00:09,468 who's not in prison or jail. 5 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:10,886 Everyone, remember, there's a difference. 6 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:13,180 Our alumni are touchy about that. 7 00:00:13,472 --> 00:00:14,515 What's the difference? 8 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:16,475 You go to jail if a cop doesn't like you. 9 00:00:16,767 --> 00:00:19,228 They can't send you to prison without knowing you're poor.
1 00:00:01,418 --> 00:00:04,254 At 60% less fat and 20% less price, 2 00:00:04,546 --> 00:00:07,883 the only thing Kolb Family's Family Pack Ham Packs 3 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:10,344 don't have less of is flavor. 4 00:00:10,636 --> 00:00:12,638 Ham, girl! 5 00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:14,806 Family Pack Ham Packs from Kolb Family Farms, 6 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:16,391 the family that's pleased to "meat" you. 7 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:19,228 Ham, girl! 8 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,438 You don't know his name, but you know what he says 9 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:23,565 and you love how he says it.
1 00:00:18,894 --> 00:00:20,437 Jeff, you haven't even looked at the new course catalog. 2 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:22,356 I'm like a kid in a candy store. 3 00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:24,816 Well, the candy has lost its appeal now that I work at the store. 4 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:27,361 You might say becoming a teacher here gave me diabetes. 5 00:00:27,653 --> 00:00:28,737 I was just saying that! 6 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,989 Are you always thirsty and fatigued, 7 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:32,991 and you have blurry vision, and your cuts heal slower? 8 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:35,035 Those are actual diabetes symptoms. 9 00:00:35,327 --> 00:00:36,870
1 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:14,473 Three weeks earlier. 2 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,808 Huh? 3 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:18,352 You know sometimes a movie or a show 4 00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:20,771 begins on a random, intriguing scene with no context given, 5 00:00:21,063 --> 00:00:22,105 encouraging you to wonder, 6 00:00:22,397 --> 00:00:23,941 "Whoa! How'd this crazy scenario come to be," 7 00:00:24,233 --> 00:00:25,400 and then it cuts to black and a title comes up 8 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,236 that says, "Three weeks earlier?" 9 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:28,987 Uh-huh. ABED: Here we are,
1 00:00:01,251 --> 00:00:04,713 ♪ From the marble steps of old D.C. 2 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:08,133 ♪ To the sun-soaked Tampa coast 3 00:00:08,425 --> 00:00:12,262 ♪ I have been to every place where you can find a human race 4 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:15,724 ♪ But I have been Vicki the most ♪ 5 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:19,394 I'm gonna go get a shovel, because theater is dead. 6 00:00:19,895 --> 00:00:20,896 Shh! 7 00:00:29,905 --> 00:00:32,783 Hi, Starburns. Whoa! Todd. 8 00:00:33,075 --> 00:00:35,410 You know you don't have to creep around to be weird, right? 9
1 00:00:05,547 --> 00:00:07,633 Abed, what are you doing? 2 00:00:07,925 --> 00:00:10,219 Freelancing. 3 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,304 You're not a spy for the city, are you? 4 00:00:12,596 --> 00:00:14,056 They've been sent footage of my classroom 5 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:17,184 and pronounced me no worse than the teachers that work hard. 6 00:00:17,476 --> 00:00:19,436 Can't tell you who I'm working for, it's a surprise. 7 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:22,022 Well, don't get in the way. 8 00:00:22,314 --> 00:00:23,649 You know the rules, Jeff. The sooner you ignore me, 9 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:25,651 the sooner I stop
1 00:00:06,548 --> 00:00:08,175 School's out, bitches! 2 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:13,055 Congratulations, Greendale students. 3 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:15,974 We've pulled off another year and we're still standing. 4 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:18,435 Take that, health inspector, building inspector, 5 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:22,189 foundation inspector, water line inspector, geologist, 6 00:00:22,481 --> 00:00:25,234 exterminator, plumber, and dad. 7 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:35,994 Whoo-hoo! 8 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:45,837 Abed. 9 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:48,215 Why bring a metronome? 10
