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Clarkson's Farm - First Season English Subtitles

 Clarkson's Farm - First Season

Series Info:

Released: 11 Jun 2021
Runtime: 60 min
Genre: Documentary
Director: N/A
Actors: Jeremy Clarkson, Kaleb Cooper, Lisa Hogan, Charlie Ireland
Country: UK
Rating: N/A

Overview:

Follow Jeremy Clarkson as he attempts to run a farm in the countryside.

Feb 13, 2023 02:06:10 ForrestHump69 English 12

Release Name:

Clarksons.Farm.S01.1080p.WEB.h264-KOGi

Release Info:

Complete Season. Non-HI. 
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Feb 12, 2023 18:57:58 70.76KB Download Translate

1 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:07,920 Sideways in linen. 2 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:12,960 For many years, this has been my day job. 3 00:00:17,039 --> 00:00:18,959 Going in hard and hot! 4 00:00:19,039 --> 00:00:21,519 But when the important work was over... 5 00:00:22,679 --> 00:00:24,719 I've lost one of my nose tampons! 6 00:00:25,679 --> 00:00:27,959 I came home to this. 7 00:00:32,679 --> 00:00:35,519 It's my farm in the Cotswolds. 8 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:40,760 Nestling among the ancient stone villages, 9 00:00:41,399 --> 00:00:46,879 it's a peaceful, 1,000-acre haven of wide open fields,

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1 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:26,440 On my farm, most of the land is used to grow crops. 2 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:31,880 But not all of it. 3 00:00:33,799 --> 00:00:37,039 Nearly 300 acres is like this, natural, 4 00:00:38,759 --> 00:00:39,759 wild, 5 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:44,360 and teeming with rare grasses, with flowers, 6 00:00:45,079 --> 00:00:46,199 and bees. 7 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:51,920 This part of the farm is so ecological and diverse 8 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,080 and sustainable and good for global warming. 9 00:00:54,159 --> 00:00:56,679 DEFRA, which is the Department of...

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1 00:00:24,199 --> 00:00:27,879 Although the freakish autumn rainfall had played havoc 2 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:30,120 with my farming plans, 3 00:00:30,199 --> 00:00:32,679 there were days when the sun came out 4 00:00:32,759 --> 00:00:35,639 and Kaleb could get back to tractoring. 5 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:43,680 And on one of these rare occasions, I decided we needed a treat. 6 00:00:48,479 --> 00:00:51,879 Right. I'm on my way to the local farm shop 7 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:56,999 to pick up a ploughman's. Well, what I need for a ploughman's. 8 00:01:00,119 --> 00:01:02,279 And here we are. 9 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:07,000 You have arrived at your destination.

Feb 12, 2023 18:57:58 59.55KB Download Translate

1 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:29,280 If I'd driven along here at this time of year when I first started driving 2 00:00:29,359 --> 00:00:33,319 30 or 40 years ago, after about five miles, 3 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:37,440 I wouldn't have been able to see where I was going. 4 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:43,520 My windscreen would be an opaque smorgasbord of dead insects. 5 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:46,280 But look at it now. 6 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:49,760 There's nothing. 7 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:52,680 You get more flies on the front of a submarine. 8 00:00:55,119 --> 00:00:57,959 The fact is that in just 30 years, 9 00:00:58,039 --> 00:01:03,119 insect numbers have dropped by 25%

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1 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:08,120 ♪♪ 2 00:00:20,719 --> 00:00:23,719 ♪♪ 3 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:39,120 Chinese authorities 4 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:40,120 are stepping up efforts to control 5 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:41,120 the spread of the virus. 6 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:43,000 In some parts of China, 7 00:00:43,079 --> 00:00:47,119 orders have been introduced limiting just one person... 8 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:48,720 the Chinese Ambassador 9 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:51,639 criticized some countries for overreacting. 10

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1 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:24,880 It turns out there's a good reason 2 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:27,480 why farmers always moan about the weather. 3 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:33,000 Because it never does what they want it to do. 4 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:40,960 Back in the autumn when I needed a dry spell to plant my crops, 5 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:43,240 I got this. 6 00:00:47,679 --> 00:00:51,159 It rained non-stop for eight weeks. 7 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:56,160 And then in May when I needed rain 8 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:58,320 to keep those crops alive... 9 00:01:00,399 --> 00:01:01,679

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1 00:00:22,679 --> 00:00:24,358 With the all-hands-on-deck 2 00:00:24,359 --> 00:00:27,879 harvest frenzy nearly upon us, 3 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:31,640 I had to work fast to complete all the other projects 4 00:00:31,719 --> 00:00:34,079 I'd started earlier in the farming year. 5 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:37,758 And so, with the sun continuing 6 00:00:37,759 --> 00:00:40,439 to blaze down from a cloudless sky, 7 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,640 I decided to begin with what I thought 8 00:00:44,679 --> 00:00:47,559 would be the coolest job of them all. 9 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:50,960 Seven hundred glass bottles.

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1 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:14,800 It's peak summer 2 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:18,200 and a normal day on the farm now looks like this. 3 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:24,920 I get up at 6:30 and after a hit of coffee, 4 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,960 set off to let the hens out of their houses. 5 00:00:28,039 --> 00:00:29,039 Morning. 6 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:32,840 On the way back, I pick some mushrooms for my lunch. 7 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:35,440 And then it's off to feed the fish. 8 00:00:37,759 --> 00:00:40,959 Back at home, I start work on the tomato sauce recipe 9 00:00:41,039 --> 00:00:43,359