Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Seventh Season English Subtitles
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Jake Peralta, an immature, but talented N.Y.P.D. detective in Brooklyn's 99th Precinct, comes into immediate conflict with his new commanding officer, the serious and stern Captain Ray Holt.
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1 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:06,436 Look, we all know Scully has the hardest head, 2 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:08,476 but what concerns me is the speed factor. 3 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:10,152 - Squad, listen up! - Not now, Terry. 4 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:11,753 We're having an argument about who would win in a fight 5 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:14,513 - if we couldn't use our arms. - Everyone agrees, I'd bite the best. 6 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:17,194 Meaningless! True strength comes from the pelvis, not the mouth. 7 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:18,474 There's been an assassination attempt! 8 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,313 What? And you let us just sit around talking about Boyle's pelvis? 9 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:25,154
1 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:07,109 - Clear in back. - Copy. 2 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:08,599 All clear on the main hall. 3 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:10,033 - Clear. - Clear. 4 00:00:10,120 --> 00:00:12,953 The service road a quarter mile away is also clear. 5 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:15,712 Hold on. There's a pigeon approaching. 6 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:17,675 Hold the mission. 7 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:19,429 Shoo. 8 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,717 Shoo. Shoo. 9 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:24,109 - Shoo. - Great work with that pidge, Officer.
1 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:05,633 [Snoring] 2 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:07,315 [Gasps] 3 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:08,753 [Whispers] It's happening again. 4 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:10,990 Rosa, Rosa, Hitchcock fell asleep in the break room. 5 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:12,718 I pranked him. I tied his shoelaces together. 6 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:14,199 - You're 38 years old, dude. - I know, 7 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:16,430 and yet my pranks still stay so fresh. It's incredible. 8 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:18,511 You gotta untie his shoes before he gets hurt. 9 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:19,999 Look, seriously?
1 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:06,471 Jake, will you join me in Terry's office? 2 00:00:06,560 --> 00:00:08,357 Oh, private rendezvous, huh? 3 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:11,000 This whole trying to make a baby thing has got you super freak... 4 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:12,513 Hey, Terry! What's up, dude? 5 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:13,999 What did you think was happening? 6 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:16,116 He clearly thought you were gonna have secret sex in here. 7 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:18,236 [Scoffs] What? Inappropes, much? 8 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:20,276 I did not think that. Amy did. 9 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:22,555 She texted me about it. See? Proof. Anyway, what's up, Lieutenant? 10
1 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:04,989 [Elevator bell dings] 2 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:12,549 Oh, hey, Jake. 3 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:14,392 What's... what's the deal with the office today? 4 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:15,674 Lt... lt feels crazy. 5 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:18,228 Somebody stole 20 bricks of coke and some machine guns from evidence. 6 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:19,799 What? It's the first I'm hearing of it. 7 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:21,359 Yeah, well, you just got here, right? 8 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:24,398 Right. I need you to find whoever did this and kill them... 9 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:26,949 till they're dead. 10
1 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:05,474 Thanks, everybody, for coming out 2 00:00:05,560 --> 00:00:08,120 - to Hitchcock's divorce party. - Why is the cake two men getting married? 3 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:10,077 That's me and Hitchcock. The boys are back together! 4 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:11,354 This cake for a gay wedding. 5 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:12,873 - The inside is a rainbow. - Nuh-uh. 6 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:14,712 It's my favorite flavor: All the flavors! 7 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:16,597 [Hitchcock] I can't believe Bethany's gone. 8 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:19,194 - It was so out of the blue. - [Jake] Well, not entirely. 9 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:21,111 I mean, she did have an affair
1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,355 What's this meeting about? Did someone find my meatball sub? 2 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:09,908 A, we would never have a meeting about that. B, you are holding it. 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,594 - Oh. Meeting adjourned. - Meeting's not over, dummy. 4 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:15,114 Terry said he had some news from the office of Commissioner Wuntch. 5 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:17,031 [Groans] What does that human blister want now? 6 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:19,429 Does she intend to demote me even further? 7 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,795 Or perhaps she'll transfer me to the swamps of New Jersey 8 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:24,075 so I can patrol the sinkhole where she was spawned. 9
1 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:06,757 Peralta, you need to come with me right now. 2 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:07,989 - Can I eat my bagel? - Trust me. 3 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:10,150 You're not gonna want to eat before you see this. 4 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:13,271 That's Shane Reed. Suspect in a string of B&Es. 5 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:16,033 Got pulled over this morning. This was in his trunk. 6 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:18,278 Son of a bitch! 7 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:20,398 Peralta. Peralta, calm down. 8 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,036 Why am I here? I didn't do anything. 9 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:25,918 You broke into 15 houses, Shane,
1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:05,708 Sir, I'd like to talk to you 2 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:07,995 about the new task force you're on the hiring committee for. 3 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:10,753 The Special Tactical Operations and Auxiliary Strategic Response 4 00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:13,479 Citywide Emergency Investigative Unit for Emergency Operations? 5 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:14,879 You know, I had a hand in naming it. 6 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:17,428 And it's great, although you might wanna try shortening it, 7 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:18,589 maybe using a cool acronym. 8 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:21,831 So, the S.T.O.A.S.R.C.E.I.U.E. O? 9 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:23,672 - Hmm, you're right. That is cool. - Sure.
1 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:05,717 [Ray] And I believe that's all I've got. 2 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:07,552 Oh, wait, there's one more thing. 3 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:09,870 Peralta gave me a note before the meeting. 4 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:14,550 Ugh, the penmanship is horrid, but I think it says, 5 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,756 "Ask if anyone has an anal mint." 6 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:18,432 It's announcements, and we do. 7 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:20,112 Wow, what an entrance. 8 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:22,111 Amy and I have some big news to share. 9 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:24,837 - I'm pregnant. - We're pregnant!
1 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:06,914 I don't miss Porzingis. I'm glad the Knicks got rid of him. 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,798 That's crazy. You never trade a seven-footer with three-point range. 3 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:13,950 Why is the precinct full of bunnies? 4 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:15,712 [Overlapping shouts] 5 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:17,631 [Man] Go, go, go, go, go, go! 6 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:19,119 - [Cackles] - Oh! 7 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:22,116 - This is still going on? - What is? 8 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:27,149 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Halloween heist! 9 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:30,312 - [All cheering]
1 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:05,514 [Hitchcock] Can you believe this, Scully? 2 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:06,919 Looks like we're the only responsible people 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,149 who show up on time anymore. 4 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:10,390 And they're always calling us lazy, but where are they now? 5 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:12,516 - I don't see them. - They're not here. 6 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:13,874 But you know who is? Hitchcock and Scully. 7 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:15,234 - The oafs. - The bozos. 8 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:17,231 - The... - Idiots! What are you doing here? 9
1 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:08,353 And those of you patrolling 7th Avenue, please be aware of the new pedal pubs. 2 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:09,998 They're bike-powered mobile bars 3 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:11,877 that are very popular with bachelorette parties. 4 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:14,155 But unfortunately they have led to a dramatic increase 5 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:17,073 in the rarely-seen case of female public urination. 6 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:18,275 - Resist. - [Ray] That's everything, 7 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:20,749 but before we go home, quick reminder that today 8 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:23,308 is Sergeant Santiago's last day before maternity leave. 9
