Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Fifth Season English Subtitles
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Jake Peralta, an immature, but talented N.Y.P.D. detective in Brooklyn's 99th Precinct, comes into immediate conflict with his new commanding officer, the serious and stern Captain Ray Holt.
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1 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:05,896 Just eating butter like a popsicle, huh, Boyle? 2 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,133 Yeah, I know, I'm spoiling myself, 3 00:00:08,241 --> 00:00:10,072 but I'm depressed. Or have you forgotten 4 00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:12,007 that Jake, my best friend, is in prison? 5 00:00:12,145 --> 00:00:13,737 Wait, Jake's in prison? Yeah! 6 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:16,179 He and Rosa were framed for a bunch of bank robberies 7 00:00:16,249 --> 00:00:17,238 by Lieutenant Hawkins. 8 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:19,545 Oh, right. And where's Gina? 9
1 00:00:02,268 --> 00:00:03,735 So, I got assigned to this one rookie, 2 00:00:03,803 --> 00:00:05,100 and on his training day, 3 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:08,133 I made him smoke angel dust at gunpoint. 4 00:00:08,641 --> 00:00:11,576 King Kong ain't got nothing on me. 5 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:13,435 Isn't that the plot and tagline of... 6 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:15,140 The movie Training Day? Yes, great observation, Tank. 7 00:00:15,215 --> 00:00:16,443 That's because it's based on my life. 8 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:18,240 Lunch is over. Bus your trays. 9
1 00:00:01,301 --> 00:00:03,201 Okay, we're all set up in there, Mr. Peralta. 2 00:00:03,370 --> 00:00:04,428 Just sign here. 3 00:00:04,504 --> 00:00:05,971 What's all set up? What's going on? 4 00:00:06,039 --> 00:00:07,438 Ah, thank you for asking, Terrence. 5 00:00:07,807 --> 00:00:10,674 You see, the food in prison was inedible. 6 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:12,744 All I thought about day and night 7 00:00:12,812 --> 00:00:14,006 were the things I wished I was eating. 8 00:00:14,314 --> 00:00:15,645 And you, Amy. I thought about you a lot. 9
1 00:00:01,334 --> 00:00:02,426 (ALARM CLOCK BEEPING) 2 00:00:02,902 --> 00:00:04,096 (ALARM CLICKS OFF) 3 00:00:04,738 --> 00:00:07,502 Halloween. Mua-ha-ha-ha. 4 00:00:07,574 --> 00:00:08,836 It's heist time. 5 00:00:10,243 --> 00:00:11,642 Dah! Thought you could get 6 00:00:11,711 --> 00:00:13,008 a head start on heist prep? Good luck. 7 00:00:13,546 --> 00:00:14,672 I'm already dressed. 8 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:17,182 Well, I'm also dressed, 9 00:00:17,384 --> 00:00:19,352 and I made breakfast. 10
1 00:00:01,334 --> 00:00:03,564 Hey, Charles, can we talk in the briefing room for a sec? 2 00:00:03,636 --> 00:00:04,625 There's a question I gotta ask you. 3 00:00:04,871 --> 00:00:05,860 Mmm-hmm. 4 00:00:08,375 --> 00:00:10,343 It's happening. 5 00:00:10,410 --> 00:00:11,809 Jake is gonna pop the question. 6 00:00:11,878 --> 00:00:13,903 He's gonna ask me to be his BM. BOTH: No. 7 00:00:13,980 --> 00:00:15,914 BM, best man, is a common abbreviation. 8 00:00:15,982 --> 00:00:17,882 No one but you has ever used it. 9
1 00:00:01,768 --> 00:00:03,565 Okay. Hole me. 2 00:00:05,772 --> 00:00:06,864 Nothin' but mouth. 3 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:09,100 Whoa, impressive. Are you kidding me? 4 00:00:09,309 --> 00:00:10,571 That's uh-nothing. 5 00:00:10,877 --> 00:00:11,901 Diaz has been chucking D-holes 6 00:00:11,978 --> 00:00:13,878 into my mouth-piece since we were back at the academy. 7 00:00:14,481 --> 00:00:15,470 Check this out. 8 00:00:15,882 --> 00:00:16,871 (EXPRESS YOURSELF PLAYING) 9 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:17,939 Oh! 10 00:00:18,651 --> 00:00:20,084
1 00:00:02,168 --> 00:00:03,726 Gobble! Gobble! 2 00:00:03,803 --> 00:00:06,271 Tommy Gobbler's back and he wants to hear 3 00:00:06,339 --> 00:00:08,637 what you turkeys are thankful for. 4 00:00:08,708 --> 00:00:10,471 Charles, you gotta stop. Nah. 5 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:11,703 I don't gobble understand people. 6 00:00:11,778 --> 00:00:12,972 But, Charles... Gobble. 7 00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:14,035 Dude. Gobble. 8 00:00:14,114 --> 00:00:15,103 Gobble, gobble, your tail feather 9
1 00:00:01,735 --> 00:00:02,724 Hey, Jake, 2 00:00:02,802 --> 00:00:03,791 guess who just called me? 3 00:00:03,870 --> 00:00:05,497 The Jerky Boys. They're back! 4 00:00:05,572 --> 00:00:06,561 No. What? 5 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,000 No. No. 6 00:00:08,141 --> 00:00:10,871 DC Parlov. He's in town for Legend Con, 7 00:00:10,944 --> 00:00:12,070 and he has a case for us! 8 00:00:12,145 --> 00:00:13,772 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God! 9 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:14,871 Parlov?
1 00:00:01,701 --> 00:00:03,692 I'll get back to you guys by the end of the day 2 00:00:03,770 --> 00:00:05,203 with all the logistics. 3 00:00:05,271 --> 00:00:07,398 Sergeant Terrance Jeffords, 4 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:09,904 four years ago on this exact date, 5 00:00:09,976 --> 00:00:12,274 you told me I was too old to learn how to do the worm. 6 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:14,740 I vowed on that day to prove you a fool, 7 00:00:14,814 --> 00:00:17,282 and today, I shall. 8 00:00:19,085 --> 00:00:20,279 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) Check it. 9 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,452 (GRUNTS)
1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,902 And so concludes this year's Secret Santa drawing. 2 00:00:03,970 --> 00:00:05,335 Just a quick reminder of the rules, 3 00:00:05,405 --> 00:00:06,895 $40 limit, no perishable items, 4 00:00:06,973 --> 00:00:08,964 and no homemade massage coupons, Hitchcock. 5 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:11,067 Fine, then everyone'll have to pay full price for them. 6 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:14,211 Oh, Captain. I would like a $40 gift card 7 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:16,510 to any restaurant that serves nachos. 8 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:18,241 I don't have you, Peralta. Not only do I know
1 00:00:03,370 --> 00:00:05,361 Thank you, Margaret. You're welcome, Raymond. 2 00:00:07,407 --> 00:00:08,965 Seamus Murphy. That's right. 3 00:00:09,542 --> 00:00:11,407 Remember how I saved your detectives from prison 4 00:00:11,478 --> 00:00:12,604 in exchange for a favor? 5 00:00:13,413 --> 00:00:15,278 The time has come... Wait, this isn't my order. 6 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:16,743 What? This is an omelet. 7 00:00:16,816 --> 00:00:17,976 I only eat omelets on vacation. 8 00:00:18,051 --> 00:00:19,040 Yeah, I don't care what you eat. 9
1 00:00:01,201 --> 00:00:02,600 This installation is composed of 2 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:05,194 Constantine's accounts of the first Punic War 3 00:00:05,271 --> 00:00:08,138 in the year 264... Ah, yes the first pubic war, 4 00:00:08,208 --> 00:00:09,971 the sexiest of all wars. 5 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:12,102 Hi, Dr. Albrin Einstibe. 6 00:00:12,178 --> 00:00:14,976 I have an urgent question for you about Ancient Greece. 7 00:00:15,115 --> 00:00:17,174 Shall we walk? Of course, Doctor... 8 00:00:17,250 --> 00:00:18,683 I feel like you said Einstibe? 9 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:20,151
1 00:00:01,434 --> 00:00:02,924 Peralta, there was a botched B & E 2 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:04,231 at a jewelry store on Atlantic 3 00:00:04,304 --> 00:00:06,033 that just turned into a hostage situation. 4 00:00:06,106 --> 00:00:07,573 They want you to be the negotiator. 5 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:09,938 Oh, my God, my prayers have finally been answered. 6 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,136 You prayed for a hostage situation? 7 00:00:11,211 --> 00:00:12,701 Yes, I did. Every single day. 8 00:00:12,779 --> 00:00:14,474 I don't understand. Why isn't ESU handling this? 9
1 00:00:00,934 --> 00:00:02,299 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 2 00:00:19,986 --> 00:00:21,044 Oh, yeah. 3 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,014 (TAPS DESK) 4 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:27,284 I'm Philip Davidson. 5 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:29,021 Detective Jake Peralta asked me to drop by. 6 00:00:29,095 --> 00:00:31,791 Mmm, the dentist who murdered someone. 7 00:00:32,265 --> 00:00:34,392 Spoiler alert, they think you did it. 8 00:00:34,467 --> 00:00:37,800 Can you show him to Interrogation Room C, please? 9 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,839 Have fun in there. Thank you.
1 00:00:01,134 --> 00:00:03,659 Santiago, your test results from the sergeant's exam have arrived. 2 00:00:03,737 --> 00:00:05,830 Ooh, everybody make room. 3 00:00:05,905 --> 00:00:08,430 Amy needs adequate space to do her signature dork dance. 4 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:10,040 I don't know if there's going to be a dork dance. 5 00:00:10,110 --> 00:00:11,737 I mean, look how small that envelope is. 6 00:00:11,811 --> 00:00:13,278 That's not a big, good news envelope. 7 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:14,836 That's a little, bad news envelope. 8 00:00:14,914 --> 00:00:17,007 What? That's nuts. Sarge, tell her envelope size
1 00:00:00,967 --> 00:00:02,161 (COOING) 2 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:04,193 Pigeon's still here? Yeah. 3 00:00:04,304 --> 00:00:05,396 No matter what we do, he just won't leave. 4 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:07,473 The problem is you're thinking like detectives. 5 00:00:07,540 --> 00:00:09,167 No, I'm definitely not. When you should 6 00:00:09,275 --> 00:00:10,606 be thinking like a bird. 7 00:00:11,311 --> 00:00:14,109 This is Operation: Saving Private Pigeon. 8 00:00:14,247 --> 00:00:16,511 On my mark, I will turn on this fan, 9 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:18,380
1 00:00:01,201 --> 00:00:02,862 So, do you recognize any of these men? 2 00:00:03,236 --> 00:00:04,328 I was hiding in the bathroom stall, 3 00:00:04,404 --> 00:00:05,769 so I didn't see his face. 4 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,363 But I heard him. 5 00:00:07,474 --> 00:00:09,271 He was singing along to the music at the bar. 6 00:00:09,376 --> 00:00:10,570 Do you remember what he was singing? 7 00:00:10,643 --> 00:00:12,611 I think it was that song, / Want /t That Way. 8 00:00:12,712 --> 00:00:14,407 Backstreet Boys. I'm familiar. Okay. 9 00:00:15,548 --> 00:00:18,415
1 00:00:01,868 --> 00:00:03,768 Hey, Charles, want to grab a beer before you go home? 2 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:05,270 Ooh, a yeast feast. Never mind. 3 00:00:05,338 --> 00:00:06,362 No, no, no, I want to go, it's just, 4 00:00:06,439 --> 00:00:07,667 there's a huge emergency 5 00:00:07,741 --> 00:00:08,833 I have to deal with first. 6 00:00:08,908 --> 00:00:09,932 Oh, no. Is everything okay? 7 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,034 It's about my food truck. 8 00:00:11,111 --> 00:00:12,271 I have to get a parking spot. 9 00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:13,607 Oh. That doesn't sound as intense
1 00:00:01,501 --> 00:00:03,196 (SINGING AS WAGNER'S BR/DAL MARCH) Here comes the bache/or 2 00:00:03,269 --> 00:00:06,329 A// dressed in my nice jacket / on/y wear for specia/ events 3 00:00:06,406 --> 00:00:08,670 Oh, you're already on fire. Thank you, my friend. 4 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:10,801 And, gentlemen, welcome to my bachelor party. 5 00:00:10,877 --> 00:00:12,208 This is the elite party squad. 6 00:00:12,278 --> 00:00:14,508 That is, assuming the Captain is ready to let loose? 7 00:00:14,581 --> 00:00:15,741 HOLT: Captain? I don't think so. 8 00:00:15,815 --> 00:00:17,646 I want you guys to think of me as one of the boys.
1 00:00:01,468 --> 00:00:02,594 Jake, hurry up, I'm starving. 2 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:04,432 Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 3 00:00:04,504 --> 00:00:07,439 I just had to grab my wallet... 4 00:00:08,408 --> 00:00:09,397 Gentlemen. 5 00:00:17,650 --> 00:00:18,844 (PHONE RINGS IN THE DISTANCE) 6 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:26,117 Fine, I was trying something, and it didn't work! 7 00:00:26,259 --> 00:00:28,454 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 8 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:48,042 Okay, before we get going, 9 00:00:48,114 --> 00:00:50,309 Sgt. Jeffords has suggested that it would improve morale
1 00:00:02,369 --> 00:00:04,337 I am so sick of this city. 2 00:00:04,404 --> 00:00:05,632 I go into a coffee shop, 3 00:00:05,705 --> 00:00:06,694 and as soon as everybody sees 4 00:00:06,773 --> 00:00:08,240 that I'm a cop, they stop talking 5 00:00:08,308 --> 00:00:09,900 and they avoid eye contact with me. 6 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,477 One lady even walked out. 7 00:00:11,544 --> 00:00:13,239 I am just so tired of being treated 8 00:00:13,313 --> 00:00:14,837 like the enemy... PERALTA: Hey, Hitchcock? 9 00:00:14,914 --> 00:00:16,040 Your penis is hanging out.
1 00:00:01,267 --> 00:00:03,098 PERALTA: I can't believe this is a rec center. 2 00:00:03,203 --> 00:00:05,068 It looks amazing. You look amazing. 3 00:00:05,138 --> 00:00:06,696 Foxy as hell. Simmer down, Boyle. 4 00:00:06,773 --> 00:00:07,797 No, no, I love it. 5 00:00:07,874 --> 00:00:08,966 Amp it up, Boyle. Happy to. 6 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:10,270 Jake, your body's kicking 7 00:00:10,343 --> 00:00:11,640 and skin is clear as a summer day. 8 00:00:11,711 --> 00:00:12,769 Ooh! 9 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:15,314 Jake.
