Broad City - Fourth Season (2017) English Subtitles
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Broad City follows two women throughout their daily lives in New York City, making the smallest and mundane events hysterical and disturbing to watch all at the same time.
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1 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:04,994 REPORTER ON TV: Another one bites the dust. 2 00:00:05,071 --> 00:00:07,665 The New York City Snipper is at it again this morning, 3 00:00:07,741 --> 00:00:10,005 snipping women's ponytails. 4 00:00:12,212 --> 00:00:13,270 (BEEPING) 5 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:15,041 - Oh, God! - Ooh, oh, geez! 6 00:00:15,148 --> 00:00:16,172 (BEEPING) 7 00:00:16,249 --> 00:00:17,238 Shit. 8 00:00:17,317 --> 00:00:18,443 Hey, I got it. Hey. 9 00:00:18,885 --> 00:00:20,785 Oh, wow, thank you. That's so nice. 10
1 00:00:01,267 --> 00:00:03,929 Do you think that I should keep my bangs growing out long 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,403 or cut 'em like Amelie style? 3 00:00:05,472 --> 00:00:06,905 Keep 'em growing out, more witchy. 4 00:00:06,973 --> 00:00:08,133 Bangs growing out are witchy? 5 00:00:08,208 --> 00:00:09,800 - But that's a good thing. - Huh. 6 00:00:09,876 --> 00:00:11,707 Witch shit is fuckin' hot, dawg. 7 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,073 Hot dog! Ah! 8 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:16,671 So, you're gonna head inside right here, Judy's gonna be in there to greet you 9 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:18,775 and help you fill out all your paperwork. 10
1 00:00:01,234 --> 00:00:03,293 It just makes me nuts that this is private. 2 00:00:03,370 --> 00:00:05,736 It's like we're supposed to just, like, circle it? 3 00:00:05,805 --> 00:00:07,534 It's Gramercy Park douchebags. 4 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:09,336 If I had a key, I would go in there, 5 00:00:09,409 --> 00:00:11,502 like every morning, and read the whole paper, 6 00:00:11,578 --> 00:00:13,341 with a coffee or, like, an Oprah chai. 7 00:00:13,413 --> 00:00:14,402 If I had a key, 8 00:00:14,481 --> 00:00:15,971 I'd just grow some fucking weed. 9 00:00:16,049 --> 00:00:17,516 Dude, that is genius. 10
1 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:03,434 Oyster, shitake. Ah, maitake. 2 00:00:03,503 --> 00:00:05,368 Dang. Touch of Himalayan sea salt. 3 00:00:05,438 --> 00:00:07,338 Himalayan sea salt. 4 00:00:07,407 --> 00:00:08,567 Okay, okay, morels. 5 00:00:08,641 --> 00:00:10,575 Spongy mushroom in a dark sauce. 6 00:00:10,643 --> 00:00:11,974 - So good. - So good. 7 00:00:12,045 --> 00:00:13,069 Fennel seeds, please. 8 00:00:13,146 --> 00:00:14,135 Yes. 9 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:15,442 Have you ever heard of hen of the woods? 10 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:17,380 Yeah, I've heard of hen of the woods.
1 00:00:02,635 --> 00:00:05,502 ("FUERZA" BY TONY QUATTRO PLAYING) 2 00:00:12,612 --> 00:00:13,601 (GRUNTS) 3 00:00:15,448 --> 00:00:16,608 (CRASHES TO FLOOR) 4 00:00:18,118 --> 00:00:19,551 You don't have to take that down. 5 00:00:19,619 --> 00:00:21,177 She'll think it's, like, a kooky necklace holder or something. 6 00:00:21,254 --> 00:00:22,516 She'll never think it's a dildo. 7 00:00:22,789 --> 00:00:23,949 Oof, that hurts my heart. 8 00:00:24,124 --> 00:00:25,182 Yeah. 9 00:00:28,795 --> 00:00:29,887 (SNIFFS) 10
1 00:00:01,935 --> 00:00:04,495 Ugh! God, it's so ridiculous that we can't, 2 00:00:04,571 --> 00:00:06,630 like, control the heat in our own apartment. 3 00:00:06,706 --> 00:00:07,866 It's like, we're old enough to drink, 4 00:00:07,941 --> 00:00:10,501 we're old enough to chaperone a high school dance, to vote. 5 00:00:10,577 --> 00:00:11,976 Like that did fucking anything. 6 00:00:12,045 --> 00:00:14,036 But to control your own temperature, no. 7 00:00:14,314 --> 00:00:16,782 Some crazy landlord in the sky gets to do that. 8 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:19,009 And I was this close to being able to afford 9 00:00:19,085 --> 00:00:21,713 the Hot Dream Q20-X space heater.
1 00:00:01,401 --> 00:00:04,370 BOBBl: Driver, I'm dying in here. Can't you get the air up a little bit? 2 00:00:04,437 --> 00:00:06,166 ELIOT: Mom, don't call him driver. 3 00:00:06,239 --> 00:00:08,173 Yeah, they call this security, this guy. 4 00:00:08,241 --> 00:00:09,970 Like, he's gonna stop anybody, huh? 5 00:00:10,343 --> 00:00:11,571 Esther Baumgarten? 6 00:00:11,778 --> 00:00:14,008 No, no, that's my mother. She's dead. 7 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:16,341 - Huh? - Dead! She's dead! 8 00:00:16,649 --> 00:00:18,082 Okay, go ahead. 9 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:21,616 BOBBl: God, I needed to be slapped in the face with this Vitamin D.
1 00:00:01,301 --> 00:00:03,235 - Thank you for house-sitting. - Thank you. 2 00:00:03,303 --> 00:00:05,601 I'm taking Oliver for detox in the Hamptons. 3 00:00:05,872 --> 00:00:08,397 Standardized testing has really stressed him out. 4 00:00:08,508 --> 00:00:09,702 - Hm. - Now here, 5 00:00:09,909 --> 00:00:11,843 make sure you feed the blue macaw, 6 00:00:11,911 --> 00:00:14,709 and make sure the house gets a lot of positive energy. 7 00:00:14,781 --> 00:00:16,214 I think I can manage that. 8 00:00:16,282 --> 00:00:18,682 Great. Oliver, our Uber's close. 9 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:20,944
1 00:00:01,534 --> 00:00:02,523 Whoo! 2 00:00:02,602 --> 00:00:04,263 (HIP-HOP PLAYING ON RADIO) 3 00:00:04,337 --> 00:00:06,601 Dude, we are like Jerry Seinfeld right now. 4 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:09,198 Yeah, we run this city. 5 00:00:09,275 --> 00:00:10,742 - What up, bitches? - Whoo! 6 00:00:10,810 --> 00:00:13,005 We own this city! We're driving! 7 00:00:13,079 --> 00:00:16,571 - This isn't a taxi, this isn't an Uber! - Nope! 8 00:00:16,649 --> 00:00:19,584 We own you bitches! We own... 9 00:00:21,421 --> 00:00:24,288 The last guy was black so I didn't wanna, like, own him.
1 00:00:05,772 --> 00:00:07,603 (GASPS AND SIGHS) 2 00:00:07,974 --> 00:00:09,236 Oh, my God. 3 00:00:09,943 --> 00:00:11,672 Who did this? 4 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:15,579 "We've pissed our pants so many a time, 5 00:00:15,648 --> 00:00:18,446 "but this place was first and thus sublime. 6 00:00:18,518 --> 00:00:21,112 "You'll find the next clue where the trash is disposed, 7 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:24,748 "the cleanest can on the block, right next to the hose. 8 00:00:25,091 --> 00:00:27,821 "P.S. Dress cute and hot and fresh and young." 9 00:00:28,261 --> 00:00:30,229 Oh, my God, yes.
