Bonding English Subtitles

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[breathing heavily]

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Fuck. What the fuck is this?

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[sighs] What the fuck is this?

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[horn honks]

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[panting heavily]

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Password?

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Um, right.
Um, before I guess the password--

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Oh.

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[knocks]

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I know Tiff.

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So, this girl was riding me, right?

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[audience laughter]

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Right?

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[laughs]

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-Yeah, so she was riding me...
-[scattered applause]

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She said-- she said--
she said it was like...

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-Late for a very important date.
-You're not supposed to be back here.

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I don't...
I've never performed for this many people.

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I'm honestly wondering 
if I should just come back another time

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[TV plays indistinctly in the background]

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Whoa.

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Another late night of man-on-man love?

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Gay guys are lit.

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Don't ever be straight.

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I think I got that covered.

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So, like, how many guys
are you banging per night, huh?

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Tens? Fifties?

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[Peter] Mmm.

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Thousands.

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[Daphne] Morning, May. Oh...

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Mistress May.

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-[Daphne laughs]
-You can call me May. That's fine.

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[softly] Okay. May.

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You remember my assistant, Carter.

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[Daphne] Nice shiner.

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Thanks.

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[Daphne laughs]

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Oh, um, we're actually
a shoes-off household.

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[Peter] Okay, okay.

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It's between these two options.

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[Tiff] Are you fucking with me?

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Okay, I mean...

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are you getting ready?

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What do you mean?

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Oh. Babe, tell me you're not wearing that.

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What about, like...

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-a dress or something?
-A dress?

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[scoffs] Fine, then,

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[birds chirping]

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[inhales]

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[knocking]

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Melania Trump.

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Hello.

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Hey, Melvin.

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Long night?

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I know we had a fight, but--

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Hey.

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[sighs]

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Where's Carter?

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Um, he's actually sick.

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Andy! May is here.

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Quickly.

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Hey, May.

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Is everything okay?

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After our session with you and Carter, 
we really...

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opened up to each other 
about our wants and needs.

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I want to be tickled.

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