Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure English Subtitles

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Hi. Welcome to the future.

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San Dimas, California, 2688,

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and I'm telling you,
it's great here.

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The air is clean.
The water's clean.

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Even the dirt is clean.

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Bowling averages are way up.

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Mini-golf scores are way down.

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And we have more
excellent water slides

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than any other planet
we communicate with.