Bedtime Stories English Subtitles

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I'm going to tell
you a story now.

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But as any good storyteller knows,

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one must first be sure
the audience is prepared.

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Is everybody comfortably seated?

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Does anyone need to use the bathroom?

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Oh. You, sir, in the back?

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Well, hold it in.

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You ready? Here we go.

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My name is Marty Bronson.

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