Barney's Version English Subtitles

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(RINGING TONE)

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BLAIR OVER PHONE: Hello.
BARNEY: Blair, I'd like to speak with my wife.

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- Oh, Barney, it's 3:00 in the morning.
- Put my wife on the phone.

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- She's not your wife and I'm not waking her.
- All right.

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Well, then just ask her
what she wants me to do

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with all these nude photos I have of her.

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Come to think of it,
you actually might want them,

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if only to see
what Miriam looked like in her prime.

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