Ash vs Evil Dead - First Season English Subtitles

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This is gonna hurt.

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♪ Well, we had a lot of luck ♪

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♪ On Venus ♪

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♪ We always had a ball ♪

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One more for Papa.

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♪ On Mars ♪

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♪ We meetin'
All the groovy people... ♪

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Yeah.

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Lookin' good.

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Looking sweet!

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You wrote it?

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Come on.

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Pablo, stay calm.

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You mean, like, the whole thing?
We're gonna get it off...

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Yes, and now that
you've returned it to me,

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everything in here will be
let loose upon the world.

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Well, aren't we
the tricky little bitch.

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Please, help get it off my face.

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Baby, I've missed ya.

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That, my friends, is how we do it.

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Look, I have no idea

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where you learned how to kill
those things, but if whatever I saw...

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They call 'em Deadites,

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and I'd say it's a gift from God,

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but that would be giving
the man upstairs

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a little too much credit.

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This is all me, baby.

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Very humble,

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Ash was here, wasn't he?

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Go to hell.

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Then we'll talk.

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I think we'll talk here.

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Mmm, Ash was here.

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Did he have the Book with him?

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Oh, questions, questions.

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Can't we have some quiet time?

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Ow, ow!

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Stop that, you annoying bitch!

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Looks like you get to kill

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another cop after all.

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Hello.

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Who the hell are you?

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I'm your new best friend.

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Hey.

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Hey, Kelly.
You don't look too hot.

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You good?

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Pull over.
Now.

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And then he started

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speaking in tongues,

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and it looked like he was
having a seizure, and then

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that's when he grabbed
me by the throat,

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and started to strangle me.

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And the name of this demon,
are you sure it was Eligos?

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I'm positive because
he said it just like that.

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He said, "I am Eligos."

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And that was right before
his eyes went completely black,

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Where the hell is he?

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Why don't you take a loop around.

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I'll check inside.

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Son of a bitch.

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Got you now, Ashley.

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Hey, little guy.

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You seen a one-handed
asshole around here?

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Hola, perra.

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Ruby.

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You double crosser.

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You know, I still don't know
how I feel about you guys

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coming to the cabin.

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I guess if you're
dead set on it...

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Dead set?

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Uh, let's say "live" set.

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Keep it upbeat.

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Exactly.

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We're not leaving a trail
of blood and guts behind us,

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we're keeping Michigan moist.

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Sorry, Tweety.

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Nothin' survives around here.

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Jeez.

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Honey, I'm home.

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<i>Oh Ash, beautiful.</i>

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<i>I really love it.</i>

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<i>I'll never take it off.</i>

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Oh, Jesus!
I almost blew your head off!

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Little on edge, are we?

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Where's Pablo and Kelly?

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What the fuck...

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...is goin' on?

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Son of a bitch.

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Holy shit.

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Two Ashes?

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Easy, kids.

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No need to jump the gun here.

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Yeah, yeah, don't shoot
the wrong guy, dummies.

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Oh, you buyin' this shiny turd?

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This is the guy who killed Fisher.