Ash vs Evil Dead - First Season English Subtitles
Series Info:
Overview:
Ash has spent the last thirty years avoiding responsibility, maturity, and the terrors of the Evil Dead until a Deadite plague threatens to destroy all of mankind and Ash becomes mankind's only hope.
Release Name:
Ash vs. Evil Dead S1 (NETFLIX)
Release Info:
Ripped from Netflix. Fixed OCR issues, added italics, fixed short/long sentences. Syncs only with Netflix versions.
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1 00:00:25,942 --> 00:00:27,235 This is gonna hurt. 2 00:00:27,318 --> 00:00:28,278 ⪠Well, we had a lot of luck ⪠3 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:31,531 ⪠On Venus ⪠4 00:00:31,614 --> 00:00:32,449 ⪠We always had a ball ⪠5 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:33,491 One more for Papa. 6 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:35,326 ⪠On Mars ⪠7 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:37,078 ⪠We meetin' All the groovy people... ⪠8 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:38,163 Yeah. 9 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:40,331 Lookin' good. 10 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:41,541 Looking sweet!
1 00:00:18,601 --> 00:00:19,811 You wrote it? 2 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:21,271 Come on. 3 00:00:21,646 --> 00:00:23,231 Pablo, stay calm. 4 00:00:23,314 --> 00:00:25,400 You mean, like, the whole thing? We're gonna get it off... 5 00:00:25,483 --> 00:00:27,402 Yes, and now that you've returned it to me, 6 00:00:27,902 --> 00:00:30,655 everything in here will be let loose upon the world. 7 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:33,033 Well, aren't we the tricky little bitch. 8 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:35,452 Please, help get it off my face. 9 00:00:44,794 --> 00:00:47,839 Baby, I've missed ya.
1 00:00:16,641 --> 00:00:19,728 That, my friends, is how we do it. 2 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:22,939 Look, I have no idea 3 00:00:23,022 --> 00:00:25,442 where you learned how to kill those things, but if whatever I saw... 4 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:27,485 They call 'em Deadites, 5 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:29,487 and I'd say it's a gift from God, 6 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:30,822 but that would be giving the man upstairs 7 00:00:30,905 --> 00:00:32,031 a little too much credit. 8 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:33,199 This is all me, baby. 9 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:34,617 Very humble, 10 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:37,579
1 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:52,779 Ash was here, wasn't he? 2 00:01:54,030 --> 00:01:55,031 Go to hell. 3 00:01:55,114 --> 00:01:56,199 Then we'll talk. 4 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:57,951 I think we'll talk here. 5 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:04,999 Mmm, Ash was here. 6 00:02:06,042 --> 00:02:07,669 Did he have the Book with him? 7 00:02:07,752 --> 00:02:11,339 Oh, questions, questions. 8 00:02:11,422 --> 00:02:13,508 Can't we have some quiet time? 9 00:02:15,009 --> 00:02:16,135 Ow, ow! 10 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:17,804 Stop that, you annoying bitch!
1 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,947 Looks like you get to kill 2 00:00:29,989 --> 00:00:32,073 another cop after all. 3 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:34,326 Hello. 4 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:51,050 Who the hell are you? 5 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:52,928 I'm your new best friend. 6 00:01:14,033 --> 00:01:15,951 Hey. 7 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:17,536 Hey, Kelly. You don't look too hot. 8 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:19,538 You good? 9 00:01:21,289 --> 00:01:22,791 Pull over. Now. 10 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:32,259
1 00:00:12,178 --> 00:00:13,346 And then he started 2 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:14,848 speaking in tongues, 3 00:00:14,931 --> 00:00:17,350 and it looked like he was having a seizure, and then 4 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:18,643 that's when he grabbed me by the throat, 5 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:20,311 and started to strangle me. 6 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:22,856 And the name of this demon, are you sure it was Eligos? 7 00:00:22,939 --> 00:00:25,191 I'm positive because he said it just like that. 8 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:27,569 He said, "I am Eligos." 9 00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:29,821 And that was right before his eyes went completely black,
1 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:30,363 Where the hell is he? 2 00:00:31,781 --> 00:00:33,408 Why don't you take a loop around. 3 00:00:34,617 --> 00:00:35,660 I'll check inside. 4 00:01:29,881 --> 00:01:31,090 Son of a bitch. 5 00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:48,858 Got you now, Ashley. 6 00:01:59,035 --> 00:02:00,286 Hey, little guy. 7 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,580 You seen a one-handed asshole around here? 8 00:02:14,133 --> 00:02:15,593 Hola, perra. 9 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,108 Ruby. 10 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:33,236 You double crosser.
1 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:40,165 You know, I still don't know how I feel about you guys 2 00:00:40,248 --> 00:00:41,332 coming to the cabin. 3 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:43,877 I guess if you're dead set on it... 4 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:44,794 Dead set? 5 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,379 Uh, let's say "live" set. 6 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:47,505 Keep it upbeat. 7 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:48,965 Exactly. 8 00:00:49,048 --> 00:00:50,842 We're not leaving a trail of blood and guts behind us, 9 00:00:50,925 --> 00:00:53,887 we're keeping Michigan moist. 10
1 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:34,784 Sorry, Tweety. 2 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:38,830 Nothin' survives around here. 3 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:43,793 Jeez. 4 00:01:17,118 --> 00:01:19,329 Honey, I'm home. 5 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:45,063 Oh Ash, beautiful. 6 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:46,940 I really love it. 7 00:01:47,023 --> 00:01:48,858 I'll never take it off. 8 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:39,617 Oh, Jesus! I almost blew your head off! 9 00:02:40,034 --> 00:02:41,578 Little on edge, are we? 10 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:44,289 Where's Pablo and Kelly?
1 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:30,739 What the fuck... 2 00:00:30,781 --> 00:00:32,115 ...is goin' on? 3 00:00:49,008 --> 00:00:50,217 Son of a bitch. 4 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,020 Holy shit. 5 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:02,855 Two Ashes? 6 00:01:04,023 --> 00:01:05,190 Easy, kids. 7 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:06,692 No need to jump the gun here. 8 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,986 Yeah, yeah, don't shoot the wrong guy, dummies. 9 00:01:09,028 --> 00:01:11,279 Oh, you buyin' this shiny turd? 10 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:12,990 This is the guy who killed Fisher.