Arrested Development - Second Season English Subtitles

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<i>Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...</i>

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<i>and the one son who had no choice...</i>

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<i>but to keep them all together.</i>

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<i>It's Arrested Development.</i>

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<i>This is Michael Bluth.</i>

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<i>Right now he's taking his son, George Michael,
to start a new life in Arizona.</i>

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Phoenix, Arizona, huh?
This is it, boy.

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We are free.

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We're gonna follow our dreams,
you know?

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<i>Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...</i>

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<i>and the one son
who had no choice...</i>

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<i>but to keep them all together.</i>

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<i>It's Arrested Development.</i>

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<i>Michael Bluth was at home
working on a plan to save the company.</i>

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How's this for a business model?
We make the company look like it's in the black...

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by starting construction
on the phase two development.

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I know what you're thinking,
we're not in the black.

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<i>Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...</i>

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<i>and the one son
who had no choice...</i>

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<i>but to keep them all together.</i>

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<i>It's Arrested Development.</i>

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<i>Michael Bluth arrived at work...</i>

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<i>to find his brother adjusting
to his newjob as president.</i>

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What have you got there?
"Don't be afraid to make a mi-"

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I'm not gonna
beat myself up over that.

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Oh. It works. So, I wrote your "Message from

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<i>Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...</i>

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<i>and the one son
who had no choice...</i>

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<i>but to keep them all together.</i>

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<i>It's Arrested Development.</i>

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<i>Michael was adjusting
to his new position as vice president...</i>

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<i>which meant doing the work of
the president, his brother Gob.</i>

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- Michael.
- Hey.

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<i>So, did you see the new Poof?</i>

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His name's Gary,

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<i>Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...</i>

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<i>and the one son
who had no choice...</i>

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<i>but to keep them all together.</i>

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<i>It's Arrested Development.</i>

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<i>It was Monday morning...</i>

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<i>and Michael Bluth
was nervous about meeting...</i>

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<i>with the new prosecutor
ofhis father's criminal case.</i>

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I don't know what you're
so nervous about, Michael.

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It's a new prosecutor.

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<i>Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...</i>

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<i>and the one son
who had no choice...</i>

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<i>but to keep them all together.</i>

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<i>It's Arrested Development.</i>

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<i>Michael was using
the Bluth Company crane...</i>

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<i>to retrieve the family-owned frozen banana stand
after it had been dumped in the bay...</i>

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<i>a holiday tradition
among the local youth.</i>

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<i>- Soon he returned home so that he and his son-
- George Michael?</i>

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<i>Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...</i>

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<i>and the one son
who had no choice...</i>

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<i>but to keep them all together.</i>

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<i>It's Arrested Development.</i>

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<i>Michael Bluth
had scheduled a meeting with Stan Sitwell...</i>

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<i>the Bluth Company's
chief competitor.</i>

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Why are we having this meeting at home?

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Let him see he's not the only one
who builds solid houses, you know?

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I think he'll be pretty impressed,

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<i>Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...</i>

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<i>and the one son
who had no choice...</i>

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<i>but to keep them all together.</i>

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<i>It's Arrested Development.</i>

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<i>George Michael
was getting ready for school...</i>

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<i>when he came across a box
oflove letters he'd written...</i>

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<i>but never sent
to his cousin Maeby.</i>

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<i>One letter titled "If You Weren't My Cousin,"</i>

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<i>was particularly incriminating.</i>

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<i>Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...</i>

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<i>and the one son
who had no choice...</i>

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<i>but to keep them all together.</i>

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<i>It's Arrested Development.</i>

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<i>Michael Bluth was working
at home when his son made a curious request.</i>

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<i>Dad, would anyone miss this
Peter and the Wolf read-along record?</i>

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No. I think that's part of
the model home decorations. Why?

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You're right. My girlfriend Ann wants
to have a Christian music bonfire here.

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<i>Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...</i>

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<i>and the one son
who had no choice...</i>

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<i>but to keep them all together.</i>

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<i>It's Arrested Development.</i>

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<i>Michael Bluth arrived home
to find his mother, Lucille...</i>

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<i>- in a state of agitation.
- I think the company's in trouble.</i>

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What tipped you?
The falling profits...

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or that we're a regular feature on Bill O'Reilly's
"Most Ridiculous Item of the Day"?

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<i>Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...</i>

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<i>and the one son
who had no choice...</i>

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<i>but to keep them all together.</i>

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<i>It's Arrested Development.</i>

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<i>Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell.</i>

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I still can't believe we got in.
This place is usually so packed on Sundays.

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<i>In addition to its Sunday popularity...</i>

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<i>the bistro was also famous
for something called the Skip's Scramble-</i>

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<i>an egg dish that contained
everything on the menu.</i>

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<i>Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...</i>

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<i>and the one son
who had no choice...</i>

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<i>but to keep them all together.</i>

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<i>It's Arrested Development.</i>

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<i>George Michael?
Michael was looking for his son...</i>

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<i>with whom he had a secret to share.</i>

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- There you are. Hey, pal. You alone?
- Almost always, yeah.

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<i>You know,
Maeby's never around anymore...</i>

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<i>and Ann's off with her religious group,

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<i>Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...</i>

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<i>and the one son
who had no choice...</i>

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<i>but to keep them all together.</i>

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<i>It's Arrested Development.</i>

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<i>Michael Bluth had gotten up early...</i>

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<i>in the hopes of avoiding his family.</i>

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<i>His mother, however, was already dressed,
made up and waiting for him-</i>

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<i>- Good morning.
- Ooh!</i>

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<i>Which put her wake-up time
in the 3:00, 3:30 area.</i>

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<i>Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...</i>

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<i>and the one son
who had no choice...</i>

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<i>but to keep them all together.</i>

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<i>It's Arrested Development.</i>

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<i>Michael was surprised to find the house...</i>

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<i>still a mess a week
after the fumigation.</i>

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You still haven't put this stuff back yet?
You've got to be the laziest person in the world.

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If you weren't all the way on the other side
of the room, I'd slap your face.

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- I asked you to clean this up.

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<i>Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...</i>

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<i>and the one son
who had no choice...</i>

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<i>but to keep them all together.</i>

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<i>It's Arrested Development.</i>

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<i>Michael Bluth
had just been stunned to discover...</i>

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<i>that a contract his company was
counting on was being cut back.</i>

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<i>You initially told us to design and build
22 homes. Now you're saying 18.</i>

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That doesn't give us enough
capital to complete the job.

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<i>Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...</i>

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<i>and the one son
who had no choice...</i>

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<i>but to keep them all together.</i>

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<i>It's Arrested Development.</i>

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<i>Michael came home
to find his brother-in-law Tobias...</i>

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<i>- who'd been kicked out of
the house earlier that week.
- How are you?</i>

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Good.

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- Didn't I already see you today?
- Not that I know of.

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<i>Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...</i>

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<i>and the one son who had no choice...</i>

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<i>but to keep them all together.</i>

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<i>It's Arrested Development.</i>

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<i>Michael Bluth had set up
a meeting with Cal Cullen...</i>

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<i>owner of one of the largest
parcels ofland in Orange County.</i>

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I hope that I can prove to you
that we have a very impressive company.

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<i>Well, your family did not come off well
on last night's Scandalmakers.</i>

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<i>Scandalmakers was a show...</i>

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<i>Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...</i>

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<i>and the one son
who had no choice...</i>

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<i>but to keep them all together.</i>

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<i>It's Arrested Development.</i>

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<i>Michael Bluth was working
at home when he noticed something unusual.</i>

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That can't be good.

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Okay, I checked underneath,
and there is a problem.

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- You know this isn't a real house?
- It's a model house.

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Well, the drain pipes aren't hooked up.