Arrested Development - First Season English Subtitles

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This is Michael Bluth.

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For 10 years, he's worked
for his father's company...

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waiting to be made a partner.

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And right now, he's happy.

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- This is Michael's mother.
- Look what they've done, Michael.

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She isn't happy.

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Look what the homosexuals
have done to me.

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You can't just comb that out
and reset it?

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Currently, she's upset that her
husband's retirement party...

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Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...

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and the one son
who had no choice...

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but to keep them all together.

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It's Arrested Development.

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Another setback for the once
prominent Bluth family...

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as their frozen banana stand...

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a Newport Beach landmark
burns to the ground.

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A delicious whodunit after this.

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A week before the fire...

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Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...

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and the one son
who had no choice...

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but to keep them all together.

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It's Arrested Development.

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It was Sunday morning,
and Michael was making cornballs.

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A Bluth family favorite since
George Sr. unsuccessfully...

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tried to market the device
in the mid-'70s.

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Time to pull out the basket
and we dig into some hot...

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Michael Bluth
arrived home to find the rental car...

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his sister, Lindsay,
had promised to return.

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Lindsay, you have to cut back on everything.
I'm even selling the corporatejet.

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Great. So now we don't have
a car or a jet?

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Why don't we just take an ad out
in I'm Poor magazine?

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I'm trying to get development started.
All right?

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- I've got six bulldozers
waiting to get underway.
- Bulldozing?

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- What about the trees?
- We're just gonna cover them up with blankets.

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Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...

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and the one son
who had no choice...

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but to keep them all together.

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It's Arrested Development.

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Michael Bluth
always rode his bike to work...

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but the recent heat wave had
taken some of the fun out of it.

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It had also caused problems...

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in his presentation to
the Bluth Company investors.

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There's no screwups

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Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...

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and the one son
who had no choice...

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but to keep them all together.

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It's Arrested Development.

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Michael Bluth
was visiting his father in prison...

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anxious to get to the bottom
of some mysterious bookkeeping.

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It just doesn't make
any sense, Dad.

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Where did this money come from? Why did
it end up in the international accounts file?

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Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...

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and the one son who had no choice...

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but to keep them all together.

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It's Arrested Development.

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Michael Bluth had called a meeting...

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with the family's longtime attorney...

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to discuss his father's incarceration.

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I am so sorry.
It was a client. Okay.

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But he was finding it difficult
to get any answers.

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Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...

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and the one son who had no choice...

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but to keep them all together.

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It's Arrested Development.

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Michael Bluth was fed up
with his mother's extravagant spending.

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Hey, Mom. Remember we had that
conversation about trying to...

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cut back on things
that aren't necessities?

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- Like it was yesterday.
- It was this morning...

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and now I hear that you've hired

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Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...

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and the one son
who had no choice...

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but to keep them all together.

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It's Arrested Development.

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Before going to work,
Michael decided to have a little fun.

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I'm doing a little cost-projection
analysis for a mini-mall.

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Wow. That's pretty cool you
know how to do all that stuff.

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Yeah. Well, maybe your old man is just a little
bit cooler than you thought he was.

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Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...

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and the one son
who had no choice...

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but to keep them all together.

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It's Arrested Development.

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Michael Bluth was
talking to his son about his latest test.

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- A-minus, huh?
- Proud of me?

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Very proud...
minus.

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Better go hit the books again.
Get up there.

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Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...

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and the one son
who had no choice...

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but to keep them all together.

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It's Arrested Development.

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Michael Bluth was taking his son...

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to an interview at the prestigious
Milford School...

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an institution
once famous for its credo...

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that children should be
"neither seen nor heard."

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"Woman."

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Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...

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and the one son
who had no choice...

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but to keep them all together.

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It's Arrested Development.

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It was Michael's sister's anniversary.
- Hi.

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He'd convinced his mother
to throw a party for her.

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Lindsay, how's this for
an anniversary cake?

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Anniversary? You asked me
to throw a Valentine's Day party.

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Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...

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and the one son
who had no choice...

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but to keep them all together.

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It's Arrested Development.

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Michael Bluth was
infatuated with his brother's girlfriend, Marta...

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a Spanish-language
soap opera star.

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But when he found out she was interested
in a man named Hermano, he confronted her.

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Unfortunately, he discovered too late...

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that "hermano"

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Now the story of
a wealthy family who lost everything...

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and the one son who had no choice
but to keep them all together.

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It's Arrested Development.

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Michael was sharing his bed
for the first time in years.

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Unfortunately, it was with
his younger brother, Buster.

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Buster.
Buster.

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Hey-Hey.
Whoa, whoa. Buster!

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Hey, Brother.

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Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...

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and the one son
who had no choice...

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but to keep them all together.

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It's Arrested Development.

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Michael had begun to work weekends.

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Unfortunately, this interfered
with the Saturday morning bike ride...

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he usually took with his son.

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So this isn't bad, right?
just like a normal Saturday.

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You don't have to drive so slow.
I can ride my bike by myself.

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Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...

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and the one son who had no choice...

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but to keep them all together.

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It's Arrested Development.

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Michael Bluth and
his family had gathered at the courthouse...

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to discuss George Sr. 's upcoming trial.

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Do not ask me how I did it...

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they offered us a plea bargain.

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Really? There's a chance
we don't have to go to trial?

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Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...

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and the one son
who had no choice...

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but to keep them all together.

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It's Arrested Development.

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Against his betterjudgment,
Michael had recently set out...

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to have an uncomplicated
one-night stand with this woman.

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And at his brother's suggestion,
he gave a false identity.

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Chareth Cutestory.

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And what started as a night

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Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...

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and the one son
who had no choice...

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but to keep them all together.

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It's Arrested Development.

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The local colleges
are on spring break...

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and things are heating up
in Newport Beach.

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George Michael was off
from school for two weeks...

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and was enjoying spending time
with his uncle.

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Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...

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and the one son
who had no choice...

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but to keep them all together.

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It's Arrested Development.

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Michael was meeting...

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Michael was meeting...

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with the company's accountant,
Ira Gilligan.

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Anyway, I have gone over this
10 different ways...

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and you're reporting income on an account
that... You know, it is just freezing in here.

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Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...

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and the one son
who had no choice...

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but to keep them all together.

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It's Arrested Development.

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Michael was preparing
for a meeting with the Bluth Company board...

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to decide what to do with
some recently unfrozen funds.

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Wow. Exciting, huh?

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- Finally getting some money.
- What do you want, Lindsay?

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- I'd like some of that money.

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Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...

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and the one son
who had no choice...

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but to keep them all together.

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It's Arrested Development.

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Michael was heading off
to work when his son, George Michael...

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- reminded him of a yearly tradition.
- Hey, don't forget me.

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- For what?
- It's Bring Your Daughter to Work Day.

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And unless you had a daughter
I don't know about, I'm your girl.

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Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...

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and the one son
who had no choice...

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but to keep them all together.

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It's Arrested Development.

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Low-carb diets
are sweeping the nation...

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but some local businesses
are being left in the dust.

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- And the latest on Iraq...
- Hey, George Michael.

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They're gonna show that interview you did.
We're gonna watch it on Thursday, okay?

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