'Allo 'Allo! - Fourth Season English Subtitles

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There cannot be many
French cafe owners

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languishing in a
prisoner of war camp,

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dressed as a British
flight lieutenant.

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But that is what you get when you try to
help people to escape from the Germans.

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How am I going
to get out of here?

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Your guess is as good as mine.

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But at the moment,
it seems my best chance

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is to wait for england
to capitulate.

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You are probably wondering
what I am doing

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in a prisoner of war camp
dressed as a dancing girl.

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My breath will not last
long enough for me to tell you.

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But suffice it to say,

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we are about to escape
in a rubbish cart

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driven by lieutenant gruber,

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who is the one who fancies me.

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It's here, chaps.

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It's here.

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The more observant among you
may note that

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I am wearing a clean, new apron.

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I have trimmed my moustache
and manicured my nails.

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If you were standing next to me

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you would know also
that I am wearing

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a very powerful
aftershave lotion.

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My wife finds it irresistible...

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So I seldom wear it.

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But this is a special occasion.

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Things are looking up.

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A slip of the tongue
by the colonel

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revealed to me that the Germans
are soon to invade england.

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Churchill will, of course,
Chuck in the sponge.

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The war will be over
in a few weeks,

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and life will return
to normal at cafe Rene.

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The two stupid British airmen
that I am hiding, of course,

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have no idea.

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At 10:00 in the morning,

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it is not usual
to find me in bed.

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But I am suffering
from nervous exhaustion.

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In the last 24 hours,

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I have been caught in the arms
of my mistress, yvette,

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by monsieur alphonse,
the undertaker...

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The man who wishes
to marry my wife,

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who in turn wishes to marry me,

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due to the fact

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Once again my instincts
for self-preservation

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have triumphed over
my patriotism,

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and I am about to leg it
to the Spanish border.

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The reason is very simple.

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Last night, lieutenant gruber
arrived with the paintings

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of the fallen Madonna
with the big boobies by Van clomp,

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and the cracked vase
with the big daisies by Van gogh.

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There were four forgeries
and two originals,

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