Allo Allo - Eighth Season English Subtitles

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It is now September the 13th, 1943.

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It is nearly two years
since I last spoke to you.

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And as you can see,
I have gotten a little thinner on top

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and a little fatter down below.

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But I am a happy man
because I have good news.

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The British airmen are finally gone.

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They escaped down the drain
to the coast

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and, disguised as a couple of squids,

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they were...

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You see before you a man
more worried than usual.

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My young waitress Yvette has announced

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that she is pregnant.

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And worse still, it appears
that I am the father.

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Apparently, it came
and was due to an encounter

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that we had in the broom cupboard

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during an air raid.

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I do not remember the exact night,

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between you and me.
I do not remember that,

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You may wonder what I am doing

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driving along in a van

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dressed as a female flamenco dancer

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with boot polish all over my face,

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there is, of course,

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a perfectly simple
explanation for this.

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The resistance have decided to set up

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a secret radio station
to undermine the germans

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using wax cylinders to
prerecord the programs.

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You'll find me being
examined by our local g.P., dr. Leconte,

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because my nerves are
all shot to pieces

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following the recent cock-up in
our fight against the germans.

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Whoo, that is cold!

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I can speak in front
of dr. Leconte

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because he is a long-serving
member of the resistance...

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But for how much longer, I do not know.

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Yes, needless to say,

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the most recent plan

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You would not believe how exciting
things are getting here in Nouvion.

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Yesterday we had a visit
from none other

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than the dreaded
Hitler himself. Mmm!

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And Goering, his sidekick.

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They were inspecting
the german troops in the town.

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My small waitress Mimi, she volunteered

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to crawl down a drain,

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and plant a bomb under their car.

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But as luck would have it,
she accidentally

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I have had some lucky escapes
in my time,

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but none quite so dramatic
as the one last night.

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Edith and I went to the local church

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to act as lookouts
while monsieur Alfonse

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climbed onto the church roof
to hammer off the lead

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for a battery we are building to power

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the secret resistance
radio transmitter.

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While we were there
the local parish priest arrived

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You find me running the cafe on my own,

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because all hell
has broken loose here in Nouvion.

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Excuse me.

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Hiding upstairs
in my bedroom are none other

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than Hitler and Goering themselves.

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Having escaped from the clutches
of the communist resistance,

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they came here to seek shelter.

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Actually, it is not
the real Hitler and Goering,

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but lieutenant Gruber
and the colonel in disguise.

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Eh, you may wonder what I am doing

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in a field in the middle of the night

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dressed as air marshal Goering.

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There is,
as usual, a very simple explanation.

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Edith and I are
to dress as Hitler and Goering

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on the orders of general Von
Klinkerhoffen to act as decoys

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to help him
catch the local communist resistance.

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Unfortunately, his plan went wrong

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and we are now
in the hands of general Von Karzibrot