Alfred Hitchcock Presents - Sixth Season English Subtitles

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hey Harry

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hey we're out of douglas fir.

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how much more you need.

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well i'm sure about
five thousand board feet

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uh use number three great then
number three they ordered douglas fir

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go ahead we're here we got plenty
they'll never know the difference

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okay all right

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-what do you want?
-you said we might have dinner tonight.

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I said maybe we might.

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Good evening ladies
and gentlemen.

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I've just been terribly hurt.

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My ceramics instructor just insulted my pot.

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The one I made in his class.

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He says it isn't fit to
be put in the kiln,

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and he'll probably be
throwing it out in a moment.

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He's in there now
cleaning up the kiln.

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Tonight's play is the
Contest for Aaron Gold.

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And it begins after the usual one,

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Good evening fellow railroaders.

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I became bored with
model railroading. I like...

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No point in using two
tracks when one will do.

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Never even stop that one.

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And now for something
else that can't be stopped.

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that is Inevitable unrelenting,

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and ceasing.

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- Untranslated subtitle -

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Very good night to
you miss Smith.

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Good evening ladies
and gentlemen.

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A number of persons have written asking
me to explain the game of baseball.

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Normally I wouldn't do this
but some of those who wrote,

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were professional
ball players,

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and I sensed a tone of
urgency in their appeals.

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Baseball gets its name from the type of
field on which it is played.

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A baseball field. There are 27,
players on each team.
However no more than,

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13 are allowed on
the field at one time.

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Good evening ladies and gentlemen.
WANTED FOR EVERYTHING

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This is one instance when two
heads are not better than one.

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However I don't
believe people realize,

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what a happy lot
we criminals have.

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What could be better
than to be wanted.

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It gives one the inner security of
knowing he has a place in society.

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That he is popular
and sought after.

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No wonder criminals
buy with each other,

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Good evening and
thank you very much.

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Naturally I am pleased to
have won the race, but I would,

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like to console the losers
with this bit of philosophy.

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It matters not who runs the race.
It's how you win the count.

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I have a feeling I wasn't
expected to triumph.

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The wreath is size
eight and a quarter.

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I'll have to take a tuck in it. And now
for the next event, in the preliminaries,

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this contestant made the
distance in one minute flat.

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Good evening. This is not to symbolize
my expulsion from an exclusive club.

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It is a mode of transportation.

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This is just the vehicle for those of you who,

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have always longed to see Niagara falls...

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from the bottom.

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This is the
first two passenger model,

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For that couple that enjoys living
dangerously even on the honeymoon.

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It is also
attractively decorated.

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I don't understand why we
don't sell more of them.

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Good evening ladies
and gentlemen,

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and young lovers
wherever you are.

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No doubt their parents
have forbidden the bands,

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and so rather than
face separation,

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they result to...

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Well it did have a happy ending?

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I suppose I'm just an
incurable romantic.

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But I so enjoy seeing
true love triumph.

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Good evening fellow bowlers.

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I seem to have done it again.

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There isn't much
to this game really,

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with the advent of the
automatic pin setter,

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I felt there should be some compensating
automation at this end of the alley.

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I haven't had a sore arm
since I began using this.

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This will be very
difficult to score.

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I knocked down all ten pins
the back wall and,

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Good evening ladies
and gentlemen.

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Before I begin
tonight's concert,

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I would like to explain the
structure of a symphony.

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All symphonies are
composed of two parts,

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sounds and silences.
It is very important,

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that you know the
difference between the two.

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Perhaps I should
give you an example.

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This is sound...

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Good evening land
lovers and welcome aboard.

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We should have a pleasant
voyage this evening.

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Sorry I get carried away sometimes.

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We shall make several
interesting ports of call tonight.

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But first we must endure
a rather dull 60 seconds,

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while we get beyond
the three-mile limit.

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THE MAN WHO FOUND THE MONEY

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25 red.

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-Can I get you a cab, sir?

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Good evening and welcome
to the best of Hitchcock.

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In the absence of my
vacationing brother Alfred,

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we are presenting clips
from his past shows.

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I find it amusing by the way that
television at last,

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confirms what our family
has known for years.

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That I rather than Alfred,

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I am the best of
Hitchcock.

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And now for those clips.

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Good evening.

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You should have seen
the one that got away.

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The only one I’ve ever
seen with gold lamy scales.

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I’m sure all of you are interested
in the details of this catch.

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It's really a matter of
finding the proper bait.

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I soon learned that these
little creatures can tell,

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cheap costume jewelry on
site and won't come near it.

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You must bait your hook
with the real article.

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Oh good evening.

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I’m sure there's a question
in everyone's mind.

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You're all wondering how I have
managed to overcome the help problem.

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The secret lies in
offering fringe benefits.

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On the job training,
things like that.

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These items don't cost much, and what
I spend on them I save on costumes.

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Seriously this is certainly not an
honest picture of life in Hollywood.

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We do believe in being
comfortable while we work.

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Good evening.

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This should be a
relatively simple task.

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Nothing to it really.

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I’m not really hungry but
I resent the implication,

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that I haven't the self-control
to stay on my diet.

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Tonight we have fried
chicken cold apple pie.

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Potato salad, a story
entitled The Land Lady,

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and one fast frozen commercial.

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-It's a crime Tom just a crime.

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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

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I'm sure you are wondering
what I'm wearing.

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It's the latest
thing I'm told, called a trampoline.

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I do not intend to discuss
how I arrived here,

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but I'm open to suggestions
for a way to get out.

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As a costume,
it has severe limitations.

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Fortunately, you won't have to sit there,
staring at me all evening.

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We have a story for you,
it is called The Throwback.

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Good evening ladies and gentlemen.

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I’m sure you are wondering
what I’m wearing.

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It's the latest
thing I’m told, called a trampoline.

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 I do not intend
to discuss how I arrived here,

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but I’m open to suggestions
for a way to get out.

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As a costume it has
severe limitations.

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Fortunately you won't have to sit
there staring at me all evening.

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We have a story for you it
is called The Throwback.

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Good evening ladies and gentlemen.

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This is a voting booth. It comes
complete with voting instructions.

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You will observe that it
is a one passenger model.

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When you enter you go alone, there
is not even room for your conscience.

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The inventor was afraid that would prove
too large a handicap to speedy elections.

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These booths come in only one size.

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Thus, automatically disenfranchising
certain of our population,

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who do not conform to
conventional physical standards.

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Good evening.

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Something must be done about
this, on this roof alone.

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There are three reindeer and a
stalk caught in the antennae.

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We certainly
can't have that.

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It interferes with reception. The
picture becomes quite grotesque,

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Allow me to
illustrate.

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You see what I mean? It's rather like
home movies made by Picasso or someone.

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But enough of this.

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Good evening.

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This object which
looks like a gentleman,

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who innocently wandered into
a red cross bandaging class,

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is a mummy. This particular
one is an egyptian pharaoh,

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and was buried
with all his wives.

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A rather extreme
example of togetherness.

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A few of his more
progressive colleagues,

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subscribed to this custom.
But with a difference,

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Good evening.

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Tonight we have another
treat for those,

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of you who enjoy a
peek behind the scenes.

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I’m sure most of you imagine
that years of thought and work,

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go behind the creation of a
television situation comedy series.

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You are absolutely correct.

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However modern science has managed
to distill and concentrate,

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all this work into
this small package.

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Good evening.

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Because the television screen
distorts the human figure,

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some people have the mistaken idea
that I’m larger than the average.

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I can only say that if
you think I am large,

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now you should see me before taxes.

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No doubt inspired by this
impression a well-meaning viewer,

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has sent me a reducing machine.

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However it is so unique I
want to share it with you.

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It is amazingly successful in

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Good evening ladies and gentlemen.

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Welcome to Alfred Hitchcock Presents.
After many years on television,

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I’ve just learned that we
open our show incorrectly,

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These days good form demands it should
begin with a provocative and exciting scene,

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designed to enchant
and entice the viewer.

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This scene is called the teaser.

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Always eager to embrace new ideas
after others have thought of them,

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we present tonight's
teaser: The Time 1878.

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Good evening ladies and
gentlemen and boys and girls.

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I am seeking the fountain of youth,

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unfortunately I’ve had
absolutely no luck at all,

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I keep finding oil instead,

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of course oil has
its good point too,

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it may not make you young but it can
make old age much more tolerable.

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My task is made more difficult
because I don't know what to expect,

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when searching for
the fountain of youth,

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Oh good evening,

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I just had a terrible nightmare,

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it lasted only a minute but it
was a shattering experience,

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let me tell you about it
before we see tonight's play,

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it was like a motion
picture and as I watched,

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a voice kept shouting at me...

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YOU CAN'T TRUST A MAN

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I asked for drums in the last
number not a native uprising.

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Musicians.

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Good evening and welcome to
the Hitchcock youth center,

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it is designed to keep the
children off the streets,

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we've been very successful so far.
Some of my concoctions

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not only keep the
children off the streets,

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they make it impossible for the
darlings to move out of the booths,

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I’m putting the finishing
touches on my specialty now,

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it contains seven scoops
of chocolate ice cream,

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three of strawberry
over a large rum cake,

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Good evening ladies and gentlemen,

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tonight's topic is self-defense,

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a matter of importance to everyone,

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especially the ladies,

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the first rule is to be
suspicious of strangers,

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especially if they are
stripped to the waist,

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and have arranged mattresses
on the floor in advance,

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in nine cases out of ten
they are jujitsu instructors,

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put out your hand and
appear to be friendly,

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Good evening ladies and gentlemen I
hope you didn't mind that interruption,

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this trip was my
sponsor's suggestion,

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he wanted to show off
his diving prowess,

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you see he's the gentleman
who just went over the side,

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now he's jerking on the
line I intend to ignore him,

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his messages are
always the same,

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always just like
this one coming up.

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A SECRET LIFE

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Good evening I’ve decided
to take up touch football,

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I understand it's the thing to do,

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the players are
perfect gentlemen,

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that penalty was not for them,

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it was a clipping
penalty and was called on,

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an overzealous
popcorn salesman,

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who might caught
shortchanging a customer,

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he'll be penalized five cents,

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however he's the

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Good evening ladies
and gentlemen,

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do you find it tiresome,

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waiting for cement to dry
before dropping it in the river?

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If so you'll be interested
in our new pre-fabricated,

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body disposal units,

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at first glance this might appear
to be a concrete telephone booth,

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it is far more useful,

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the body is placed in here,

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the two sides are
bolted together,

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Good evening, we
decided to utilize,

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assembly line methods in
the making of our shows,

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mine is the
last operation,

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you will notice one of our
productions coming along now,

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also saccharin,

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a little pruning,

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a one,

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two commercials,

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three commercials,

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Good evening fellow creatures,

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this evening we are making
a daring experiment,

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we shall present a blank screen,

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and let your imagination
fill in the picture,

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since I have no idea
what you are thinking,

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I have no idea what
you are seeing,

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I understand a good
many men watch our show,

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of course I’m sure their
wives occasionally,

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Good evening ladies and gentlemen,

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this is an associate
of mine mr Lloyd,

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mr Lloyd will introduce
tonight's show,

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I paid a great deal of money for this
bird but of course it will be worth it,

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he may even take over
my work permanently,

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thus freeing me for other
duties, go ahead mr Lloyd,

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come now, good evening ladies,

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good evening ladies and gentlemen,

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I don't understand, it he's been working

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Good evening.
Ladies and gentlemen.

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And welcome to a new season
of Alfred Hitchcock Presents.

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As has been our custom,

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we shall present homie little stories
of an unusual nature.

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We shall continue to give
the little man or woman, his due.

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When crime is occasionally
dealt with,

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it will be crime
as practiced by ordinary people

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like the fellow next door.

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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

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And welcome to
Alfred Hitchcock Presents.

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Before we show you tonight story,

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we should have a commercial.

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I hope the manner in which
my picture jumps about the screen

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doesn't confuse you.

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I had a small disagreement
with our cameraman.

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Fortunately being the producer

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I have the last word.

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Present company excepted.

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Good evening, fellow clock watchers.

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And welcome to
Alfred Hitchcock Presents.

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I shall never again lease an apartment

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on the strength of an advertisement.

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This one red* quarters for rent

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for very slim gentleman
who loves animals,

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the animals of that
infernal bird you just heard.

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And an idiotic mouse that runs up
the pendulum every now and then.