Alfred Hitchcock Presents - Seventh Season English Subtitles

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Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.46,0:00:29.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Good evening, students.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.62,0:00:35.06,Default,,0,0,0,,I have always felt\Nthat night school had\Na distinct advantage.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.10,0:00:39.43,Default,,0,0,0,,People may not be able to learn\Nmore at night than in the day,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.47,0:00:43.94,Default,,0,0,0,,but what they do learn\Nis infinitely more interesting.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.97,0:00:47.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Tonight’s subject is phrenology.\NMiss Fobbs?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.25,0:00:53.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Phrenology is a system\Nof psychology
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.22,0:01:08.06,Default,,0,0,0,,have a relation to the function\Nperformed within that region.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.10,0:01:10.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, pull down the chart,\Nplease.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.27,0:01:15.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.21,0:01:20.08,Default,,0,0,0,,This area, number six,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.11,0:01:24.58,Default,,0,0,0,,is referred to by doctors\Nand phrenologists as\Nthe forehead.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.61,0:01:27.55,Default,,0,0,0,,This is the worry center.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.58,0:01:29.45,Default,,0,0,0,,In the case\Nof this individual,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.48,0:01:32.42,Default,,0,0,0,,his forehead seems\Nto have slipped down
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.45,0:01:33.72,Default,,0,0,0,,over his eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.76,0:01:35.72,Default,,0,0,0,,I’m sure many of you know\Nthat feeling.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.76,0:01:37.69,Default,,0,0,0,,[bell ringing]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.73,0:01:40.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, dear, it’s time for you\Nto move on to the next class.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.93,0:01:44.67,Default,,0,0,0,,You better hurry as you have\Njust one minute to make\Nthe change.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.70,0:01:49.64,Default,,0,0,0,,During that minute\Nyou will hear the voice\Nof the head of this institution
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.67,0:01:53.91,Default,,0,0,0,,urging you on to greater\Nand greater achievement.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.30,0:02:49.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hatch!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.80,0:02:57.21,Default,,0,0,0,,-Drop it! Drop it this second.\N-You’re hurting me, professor.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.24,0:03:00.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Drop it, I said!

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Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.82,0:00:32.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Good evening and welcome\Nto {\i1}Alfred Hitchcock Presents.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.19,0:00:34.90,Default,,0,0,0,,The feature is about\Nto commence.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.93,0:00:38.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Please, don’t be alarmed,\Nwe are not charging admission.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.87,0:00:41.50,Default,,0,0,0,,This is not paid TV.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.54,0:00:43.41,Default,,0,0,0,,As usual, all we ask
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.44,0:00:46.64,Default,,0,0,0,,is that on those occasions\Nwhen you can’t view our show,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.68,0:00:50.91,Default,,0,0,0,,that you let us know so that\Nwe can send it to someone else.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.95,0:00:54.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Please don’t be a "no show."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.55,0:00:58.59,Default,,0,0,0,,This is not a hold-up.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.62,0:01:01.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I wish to dramatize\Nthe title of tonight’s play.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.43,0:01:07.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Tonight’s story is called:\N"Bang! You’re Dead."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.83,0:01:11.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Despite the fact\Nthis has been introduced\Nwith my usual flippancy,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.63,0:01:14.90,Default,,0,0,0,,it concerns\Na very serious subject.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.94,0:01:19.37,Default,,0,0,0,,And I would be doing it\Na disservice if I let you\Nto regard it lightly.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.41,0:01:23.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Now I must hurry into\Nthe theater, for I don’t want\Nto miss the beginning.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.68,0:01:26.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Fortunately, I have a minute\Nto find my seat
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.15,0:01:28.35,Default,,0,0,0,,before the feature starts.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.38,0:01:32.72,Default,,0,0,0,,For it is proceeded by\Nan unselected shock subject.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.75,0:01:35.69,Default,,0,0,0,,It’s the management’s way\Nof discouraging
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.72,0:01:39.13,Default,,0,0,0,,those who might stay\Nthrough more than one show.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.60,0:02:16.63,Default,,0,0,0,,[boy]\NWhere’d you get it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.67,0:02:18.87,Default,,0,0,0,,[boy 2]\NBirthday.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.90,0:02:20.64,Default,,0,0,0,,How many bullets you got?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.67,0:02:23.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Whole box full.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.10,0:02:25.07,Default,,0,0,0,,There.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.07,0:02:27.94,Default,,0,0,0,,[imitating gunshots]

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Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.59,0:00:31.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I should resist the temptation
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.49,0:00:35.26,Default,,0,0,0,,to make tiresome comparisons\Nwith my sponsor.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.30,0:00:38.80,Default,,0,0,0,,After all, I have no desire\Nto hurt anyone’s feelings.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.83,0:00:41.67,Default,,0,0,0,,And my friend here\Nis about to become one
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.70,0:00:44.31,Default,,0,0,0,,of our nation’s heroes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.34,0:00:46.04,Default,,0,0,0,,He must have learned the news,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.07,0:00:49.38,Default,,0,0,0,,he’s been selected\Nto go to the moon.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.41,0:00:52.31,Default,,0,0,0,,He’s not very excited about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.35,0:00:55.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Either that or his trousers\Nare too tight again.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.75,0:00:58.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Before we launch\Nour brave little explorer,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.95,0:01:01.42,Default,,0,0,0,,we have a training film\Nto show him.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.46,0:01:03.19,Default,,0,0,0,,You may watch too.
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.32,0:02:04.15,Default,,0,0,0,,it’s a freight train.
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.82,0:02:10.76,Default,,0,0,0,,dreamt it was running\Nright over the top of my head.
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.86,0:02:14.66,Default,,0,0,0,,No, but before that...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.70,0:02:17.57,Default,,0,0,0,,you know what I dreamt,\Nhoney?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.60,0:02:19.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I dreamt I-I bought a monkey.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.10,0:02:23.61,Default,,0,0,0,,No. I was...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.64,0:02:25.81,Default,,0,0,0,,I was down at Frank’s place.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.84,0:02:27.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, boy...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.08,0:02:31.45,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, I dreamt I was down\Nat that bar

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Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.43,0:00:32.93,Default,,0,0,0,,So nice of you\Nto come for tea.
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.10,0:00:39.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Unfortunately,\None of my other guests
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.73,0:00:41.40,Default,,0,0,0,,performed rather badly.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.14,0:00:49.78,Default,,0,0,0,,He took one sip,\Nand fell to the floor\Nlike a common drunk.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.81,0:00:53.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Not even a "with your leave"\Nor a "by your leave."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.45,0:00:55.02,Default,,0,0,0,,He just left.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.62,0:00:59.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Broke a piece\Nof my good china, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.42,0:01:02.59,Default,,0,0,0,,But what I should\Nnever forgive him for,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.62,0:01:04.46,Default,,0,0,0,,he took the cup of tea
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.49,0:01:07.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I had been saving\Nfor another guest,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.36,0:01:09.56,Default,,0,0,0,,a dear friend of mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.60,0:01:10.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.87,0:01:12.57,Default,,0,0,0,,here comes our guest now.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.13,0:02:52.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Just walk straight ahead,\Nand no one will get hurt.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.30,0:02:53.77,Default,,0,0,0,,-What’s going on here?\N-Never mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.57,0:02:59.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Break loose, Davey!\NGo!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.31,0:03:03.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop them, somebody, please!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.05,0:03:06.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Please, somebody, stop them!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.93,0:03:21.73,Default,,0,0,0,,[Davey]\NEighteen thousand, Phil.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.10,0:03:26.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Eighteen thousand bucks!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.33,0:03:29.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Who would have thought\Na bank messenger carried\Nso much dough?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.50,0:03:32.54,Default,,0,0,0,,That’s the 53rd time\Nyou’ve counted it, kid.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.57,0:03:35.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, it comes out\Nthe same every time.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.88,0:03:39.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Eighteen thousand\Nbeautiful bucks!

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Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.32,0:00:30.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Good evening, ladies\Nand gentlemen,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.13,0:00:33.16,Default,,0,0,0,,and welcome to--\NPlease.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.19,0:00:36.56,Default,,0,0,0,,I’m quite busy.\NWould you wait a moment?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.60,0:00:39.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome to\N{\i1}Alfred Hitchcock Presents.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.40,0:00:43.00,Default,,0,0,0,,This evening we are presenting\Na drama entitled
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.04,0:00:45.47,Default,,0,0,0,,"Keep Me Company."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.51,0:00:47.48,Default,,0,0,0,,And now, sir,\Nwhat is it you want?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.11,0:00:50.55,Default,,0,0,0,,If you insist.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.48,0:00:55.32,Default,,0,0,0,,You realize you’re\Non television?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.35,0:00:57.89,Default,,0,0,0,,That you’re in full view\Nof millions?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.49,0:01:06.63,Default,,0,0,0,,He says business is bad\Nand he needs the publicity.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.66,0:01:10.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Some people have no shame.\NI say this in referent
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.60,0:01:13.20,Default,,0,0,0,,not to the gentleman\Nyou have just seen,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.23,0:01:15.87,Default,,0,0,0,,but to the one\Nyou are about to see.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.13,0:01:40.56,Default,,0,0,0,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.61,0:01:52.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, what do you call this?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.87,0:01:54.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, put some meat\Non the table, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.91,0:01:56.14,Default,,0,0,0,,This stuff’s rabbit food.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.18,0:01:58.01,Default,,0,0,0,,It’s salad, you dope.\NIt’s good.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.11,0:01:59.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Julia makes her own dressing.\NRight, honey?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.91,0:02:02.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, don’t mind that stupid\Nbrother of mine, Julia.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.05,0:02:03.65,Default,,0,0,0,,-He eats out of a pail.\N-[exclamations]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.69,0:02:05.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, a lot you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.32,0:02:07.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, I didn’t drive a truck\Nthree years for nothin’.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.56,0:02:09.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, if there’s one thing\Na truck driver learns,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.62,0:02:10.83,Default,,0,0,0,,it’s where to get\Ngood eats.

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Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.72,0:00:30.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Good evening brothers\Nand sisters.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.59,0:00:35.10,Default,,0,0,0,,This evening story is concerned\Nwith higher education,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.13,0:00:39.13,Default,,0,0,0,,specifically with members of\NGreek letter fraternities.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.17,0:00:43.97,Default,,0,0,0,,I presume there are fraternities\Nfor other nationalities as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.01,0:00:48.54,Default,,0,0,0,,This is a f-fraternity paddle.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.58,0:00:52.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Apparently they have\Nvery small canoes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.08,0:00:54.55,Default,,0,0,0,,In keeping with tonight’s theme,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.58,0:00:58.22,Default,,0,0,0,,we should first see a short\Neducational film,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.25,0:01:02.06,Default,,0,0,0,,and then a story.\NAs the story opens,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.06,0:01:05.06,Default,,0,0,0,,you will find the students\Nhard at work,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.06,0:01:07.26,Default,,0,0,0,,wrestling with\Nthe complex problems
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.30,0:01:12.07,Default,,0,0,0,,which face man in his never\Nending quest for truth.
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.05,0:02:04.69,Default,,0,0,0,,[cheerful music]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.72,0:02:07.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I’ll have grounds.\NMore relative than this.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.16,0:02:11.53,Default,,0,0,0,,The play’s the thing.\NWherein I’ll catch\Nthe conscience of the King.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.56,0:02:15.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, give it up Mark, baby,\Nthe play’s the thing,\Nbut not at a party.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.56,0:02:19.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Robert! This is the last of\Nthe beer at your place,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.20,0:02:21.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I think you should inform\Nsenior that he’s letting down
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.90,0:02:24.61,Default,,0,0,0,,the youth of America by\Nneglecting his larder.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.64,0:02:26.64,Default,,0,0,0,,If a don’t get my lines\Nmemorized this time
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.68,0:02:29.81,Default,,0,0,0,,old Barrington’s gonna lop\Noff this empty head I’ve\Ngrown fond of.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.84,0:02:34.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, we can’t all be boy-genius\Nand valedictorian like,\Ndear.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.12,0:02:35.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Come here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.52,0:02:37.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Phyllis honey why don’t\Nyou get off my back, hm?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.95,0:02:40.92,Default,,0,0,0,,You have such a pretty back,\Ndarling.

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Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.49,0:02:11.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you sure she’s all right,\NDr. Vaughn?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.29,0:02:13.36,Default,,0,0,0,,She’s going to be fine, Tom.
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.85,0:00:56.48,Default,,0,0,0,,What is embarrassing\Nis that I can’t even climb\Ninto the chair.
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.88,0:01:56.98,Default,,0,0,0,,No, darling.
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.89,0:02:06.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, that’s what I call\Nan understanding woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.35,0:02:07.46,Default,,0,0,0,,You know,\Nthey should dedicate
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.49,0:02:09.22,Default,,0,0,0,,a medal to fishermen’s wives.
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.35,0:00:54.68,Default,,0,0,0,,But, before we serve it up,
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.75,0:01:31.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Now for an episode\Nfrom another series,
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.84,0:02:57.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Cold out tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.34,0:03:01.71,Default,,0,0,0,,It’s cold in here too.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.75,0:03:06.31,Default,,0,0,0,,You need some fuel in that fire.
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.82,0:02:04.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Some of the names on tombstones\Nare really funny.
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.88,0:02:34.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Humphrey J. Orford.
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.22,0:01:38.26,Default,,0,0,0,,OK, Sergeant,\NI guess that does it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.29,0:01:40.23,Default,,0,0,0,,-It’s all yours.\N-[door closing]
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.81,0:02:30.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Eh, no, no. No.\NIt’s all right.
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.10,0:02:53.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I forgot mine.
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.24,0:00:50.91,Default,,0,0,0,,but neither snow nor rain,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.95,0:00:55.05,Default,,0,0,0,,nor any amount of acrimony\Ncan stay this eager courier.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.18,0:00:57.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Here he comes now.
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.59,0:02:11.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Should I try and move?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.49,0:02:13.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Can I move?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.50,0:02:20.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Hand can move...{\i0}
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.24,0:02:27.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Señor, water please!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.64,0:02:29.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Water!
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.70,0:02:53.70,Default,,0,0,0,,[woman]\NWait here.
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Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.76,0:03:20.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, you’re alive!
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.57,0:00:49.58,Default,,0,0,0,,And you have no idea\Nhow insecure one can feel
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.80,0:01:10.87,Default,,0,0,0,,you will drown out\Nthe commercial
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.90,0:01:13.34,Default,,0,0,0,,after which our story.
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.17,0:01:46.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, yes that’s right.\NUh-huh.
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.93,0:02:17.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Marino is still out here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.70,0:02:21.10,Default,,0,0,0,,-Can you see him now?\N-Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.14,0:02:22.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, send him in.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.08,0:02:31.68,Default,,0,0,0,,I am Benjy Marino’s father.
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.89,0:00:34.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Just a little wider, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.66,0:00:35.93,Default,,0,0,0,,That’s quite wide enough.
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.13,0:00:41.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Now let’s see.
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.71,0:00:51.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Some of my patients\Nare inclined to get nasty.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.05,0:00:55.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Fortunately I keep both hands\Ncompletely anesthetized
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.96,0:01:06.39,Default,,0,0,0,,But I save a great deal\Nof suffering.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.43,0:01:08.73,Default,,0,0,0,,And while we are\Non that subject,
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.97,0:01:15.90,Default,,0,0,0,,This next minute promises\Nto be rather painful.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.87,0:01:46.23,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, send him in.
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.40,0:01:51.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Five minutes. Five minutes\Nis all I can give you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.34,0:01:53.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Got a date to meet Wilton Stark\Nat 10 o’clock.
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.61,0:02:01.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I gave you the facts\Nlast week, Harrison.
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.19,0:01:02.46,Default,,0,0,0,,While I’m cutting this,\NI believe my employer
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.93,0:01:38.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Mr. Cheever.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.76,0:01:41.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Somebody told me today’s\Nyour last day. Is that right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.16,0:01:42.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.43,0:01:44.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I just wanted to wish you\Ngood luck.
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.20,0:01:49.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, thank you.\NThat’s very nice of you.
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.34,0:01:55.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, that’s what they tell me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.58,0:01:57.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Take care, now.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.39,0:02:14.40,Default,,0,0,0,,-[man] Surprise!\N-[all] Surprise!
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.44,0:01:24.95,Default,,0,0,0,,On second thought,\NI believe he did win
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.42,0:01:30.09,Default,,0,0,0,,For I now see\Njust a hint of a smile
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.12,0:01:34.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Originally our tour schedule
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.59,0:01:40.10,Default,,0,0,0,,But because of this incident,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.10,0:01:43.30,Default,,0,0,0,,I think a brief eulogy\Nwould be appropriate.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.46,0:02:15.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Don’t you think the gold\Nis the prettiest?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.83,0:02:18.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, but for both couches\Nand the chair?
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.34,0:00:50.55,Default,,0,0,0,,However, he doesn’t mind darts.
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.38,0:01:01.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Tonight, our crowded schedule\Nof fun games includes a drama,
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.53,0:02:48.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I-I have your bill\Nright here in my desk.
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Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.79,0:03:14.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Morning, Mr. Duff.\NNice day for a change, huh?
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Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.16,0:03:23.06,Default,,0,0,0,,-Stanley...\N-Yes, sir?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.10,0:03:24.97,Default,,0,0,0,,That shirt...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.07,0:03:26.60,Default,,0,0,0,,You like it?\NI’ve got four of ’em on sale.

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Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.94,0:02:25.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Get lost.

1
00:00:23,500 --> 00:00:24,580
Good evening,

2
00:00:24,780 --> 00:00:28,300
as a public service we thought it might
be wise to take our remote cameras,

3
00:00:29,580 --> 00:00:33,140
and show you how those alert never
tiring public servants,

4
00:00:33,660 --> 00:00:35,540
the farm and go about their work,

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00:00:36,100 --> 00:00:39,660
we have been on the road only 10
seconds and already I see the fire,

6
00:00:42,260 --> 00:00:45,820
I understand this is the fastest fire
truck in the world,

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we seem to have taken a wrong turn
somehow,

8
00:00:52,900 --> 00:00:55,340
and a very wide turn at that,

9
00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:03,060
ah as I was saying these men have been

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Good evening ladies and gentlemen,

2
00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:31,560
we have been
trying to track down an escaped convict,

3
00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:34,080
but we seem to have lost him here,

4
00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:38,800
where he stopped to take some dancing
lessons obviously,

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00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:42,280
what's worse, my friend the hound,

6
00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:45,560
now runs with a definite
cha-cha-cha motion,

7
00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:47,240
it's rather embarrassing,

8
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he also insists that I lead,

9
00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:53,080
and you can't track down anyone that way,

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Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.70,0:00:45.51,Default,,0,0,0,,This time, however,\Nwe have found a better use\Nfor the wine.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.54,0:00:47.44,Default,,0,0,0,,I sincerely hope.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.48,0:00:50.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Unfortunately, the ground crew\Nmanaged to get most of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.01,0:00:54.68,Default,,0,0,0,,And as a result, they’ve lost\Nsome of the dedication to duty
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.45,0:00:59.79,Default,,0,0,0,,But countdown has begun.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.82,0:01:05.06,Default,,0,0,0,,But it will take some 25 minutes\Njust long enough for a story,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.06,0:01:07.06,Default,,0,0,0,,and a few commercials.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.69,0:01:37.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.69,0:01:39.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, we made a deal, didn’t we?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.46,0:01:41.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Then we should have a display\Nby Friday.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.13,0:01:44.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.40,0:01:46.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.60,0:01:47.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh-huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.10,0:01:50.61,Default,,0,0,0,,That’s right.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.64,0:01:52.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, we’ll put in\Nfour aisle displays
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.51,0:01:55.14,Default,,0,0,0,,if we get the usual discount.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.18,0:01:56.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh-huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.44,0:01:58.18,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no. No more French wallets.
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.26,0:00:35.36,Default,,0,0,0,,It is the manufacture and sale\Nof ticker tape for parades.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.40,0:00:40.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Our motto is,\N"We can make any street,\NWall Street."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.64,0:00:43.24,Default,,0,0,0,,A secondary purpose\Nof this paraphernalia,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.27,0:00:47.58,Default,,0,0,0,,is to get our audience\Nin the proper mood\Nfor tonight’s play,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.61,0:00:50.28,Default,,0,0,0,,"The Twelve Hour Caper."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.31,0:00:55.78,Default,,0,0,0,,The preceding information\Nhas been obtained from sources\Nbelieved to be reliable.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.82,0:00:58.45,Default,,0,0,0,,But it’s accuracy\Nand completeness,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.49,0:01:01.46,Default,,0,0,0,,and that of the opinions\Nbased thereon,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.49,0:01:05.06,Default,,0,0,0,,are not guaranteed.
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.91,0:01:58.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Wiggam.\NYes, right away!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.11,0:01:59.18,Default,,0,0,0,,-Miss Pomfritt.\N-Yes?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.21,0:02:00.48,Default,,0,0,0,,-Morning, beautiful.\N-[Pomfritt] Shut up!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.52,0:02:01.78,Default,,0,0,0,,What is it, Herbert?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.82,0:02:03.12,Default,,0,0,0,,That was security downstairs.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.15,0:02:06.25,Default,,0,0,0,,8:45, Friday,\Ntime to test the alarm.
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.19,0:02:10.06,Default,,0,0,0,,How’s your mother, Herb?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.09,0:02:11.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, fine, thanks, Charles.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.23,0:02:14.06,Default,,0,0,0,,-Give her my best.\N-I will.
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.94,0:02:22.47,Default,,0,0,0,,-Hands off!\N-You love it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.50,0:02:24.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Wanna bet?
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.59,0:00:36.50,Default,,0,0,0,,and welcome to one of\Nthe Seven Wonders of the World.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.53,0:00:40.17,Default,,0,0,0,,It was through this tower\Nthat the ancients left us
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.20,0:00:43.74,Default,,0,0,0,,one important word of wisdom:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.77,0:00:46.04,Default,,0,0,0,,When scrubbing floors,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.07,0:00:51.05,Default,,0,0,0,,never put all the furniture\Non one side of the room.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.08,0:00:53.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I believe you will\Nrejoice with me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.78,0:00:56.79,Default,,0,0,0,,when you hear\Nthat the people of Pisa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.82,0:00:58.82,Default,,0,0,0,,have resisted the offers
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.85,0:01:03.59,Default,,0,0,0,,from the head of a chain\Nof American pancake\Nrestaurants.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.63,0:01:07.80,Default,,0,0,0,,The city fathers\Nwere quite willing\Nto paint the building
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.83,0:01:10.80,Default,,0,0,0,,to resemble\Na pile of hotcakes,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.83,0:01:15.37,Default,,0,0,0,,but the thought of syrup\Ncascading down the sides
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.40,0:01:18.17,Default,,0,0,0,,was too much\Nfor their sensibilities.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.21,0:01:22.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Instead, they are having\Nserious negotiations
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.34,0:01:26.98,Default,,0,0,0,,with a pizza company\Nthat submitted a higher bid.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.08,0:01:30.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Naturally, here\Non {\i1}Alfred Hitchcock Presents,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.65,0:01:34.16,Default,,0,0,0,,we never allow\Ncommercial considerations
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.19,0:01:38.19,Default,,0,0,0,,to interfere with art,\Nor vice versa.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.23,0:01:41.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Here is a one-minute example\Nof the latter.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.57,0:02:24.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Here’s your bourbon.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.44,0:02:29.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Look it, bright guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.18,0:02:31.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I ordered bourbon, didn’t I?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.11,0:02:33.48,Default,,0,0,0,,B-O-U-R-B-O-N.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.52,0:02:34.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Bourbon.
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.86,0:00:33.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Have you longed to visit Europe\Nbut lacked the money?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.56,0:00:35.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you ever think it possible\Nto travel there
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.00,0:00:38.97,Default,,0,0,0,,aboard a luxurious ocean liner
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.00,0:00:42.47,Default,,0,0,0,,for less than $25 roundtrip?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.50,0:00:46.84,Default,,0,0,0,,That is precisely\Nwhat we are prepared\Nto offer you tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.01,0:00:53.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Here is a sample\Nof our luxurious cabins.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.18,0:00:58.45,Default,,0,0,0,,All this for only $23.50\Nto London, England.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.49,0:01:01.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Slightly higher\Nif you are discovered.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.66,0:01:05.36,Default,,0,0,0,,All this is prompted\Nby the title of tonight’s fable,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.39,0:01:07.16,Default,,0,0,0,,"First Class Honeymoon."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.20,0:01:12.83,Default,,0,0,0,,It follows this commercial,\Nwhich is in a class by itself.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.42,0:02:04.35,Default,,0,0,0,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.72,0:02:10.16,Default,,0,0,0,,[chuckles]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.19,0:02:12.13,Default,,0,0,0,,[alarm clock ringing]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.44,0:02:59.41,Default,,0,0,0,,[whooping call]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.09,0:03:12.05,Default,,0,0,0,,[grunts]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.13,0:03:19.96,Default,,0,0,0,,[happy grunts]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.38,0:04:12.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, good morning, Mrs. Phelan.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.15,0:04:13.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I’m sorry I left\Nso many dirty dishes for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.78,0:04:16.45,Default,,0,0,0,,No, that’s all right,\NMr. Gibson.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.48,0:04:18.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Coffee’s ready.\NWould you like some?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.15,0:04:19.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I’d love some.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.79,0:04:22.06,Default,,0,0,0,,How was the ball game\Nlast night?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.09,0:04:24.56,Default,,0,0,0,,I never saw such sloppy fielding\Nin all my life.
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.19,0:00:37.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I’m sure you antique addicts\Nrecognize this
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.23,0:00:40.04,Default,,0,0,0,,as an early American\Ntelevision set,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.07,0:00:42.40,Default,,0,0,0,,the stereoscope.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.44,0:00:45.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Naturally, this was long\Nbefore the invention
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.44,0:00:50.41,Default,,0,0,0,,of flop over,\Nlinear distortion\Nand the hard sell.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.45,0:00:53.28,Default,,0,0,0,,There are some\N19th century authorities
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.02,0:01:02.89,Default,,0,0,0,,But these only occurred when\Nthe stereoscope was used
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.92,0:01:05.69,Default,,0,0,0,,in conjunction\Nwith hard cider.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.73,0:01:09.56,Default,,0,0,0,,The stereoscope was followed\Nby an improvement called
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.60,0:01:14.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Paid Stereoscope.\NYou know it\Nas the Penny Arcade.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.54,0:01:17.27,Default,,0,0,0,,So much for the days\Nwhen a man was satisfied
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.31,0:01:20.74,Default,,0,0,0,,with one spinning wheel\Nand didn’t need four
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.78,0:01:22.08,Default,,0,0,0,,and a spare.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.11,0:01:24.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Now let us turn\Nto more modern times,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.08,0:01:29.92,Default,,0,0,0,,but to ease the transition,\Nthis timeless admonition.
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.06,0:02:13.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.07,0:02:19.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, you in there! Pipe down!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.50,0:02:22.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, hey, hey...\NSomething bugging you, lady?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.77,0:02:25.14,Default,,0,0,0,,-Huh?\N-Where’s Miss Baker?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.17,0:02:27.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Judy? She’s out.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.14,0:02:31.21,Default,,0,0,0,,-You a friend of hers?\N-Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.25,0:02:33.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Like we’re studying\Nmusic together, you dig?
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.19,0:00:32.99,Default,,0,0,0,,The original home\Nof frozen food.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.03,0:00:36.43,Default,,0,0,0,,One warning about life here in\Nthe North:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.46,0:00:40.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Always be sure your TV dinner\Nhas been killed
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.24,0:00:42.84,Default,,0,0,0,,before you thaw it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.01,0:00:54.98,Default,,0,0,0,,This always gives me\Nthe feeling that
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.02,0:00:59.22,Default,,0,0,0,,I’m standing on the edge\Nof an enormous sardine can.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.33,0:01:10.60,Default,,0,0,0,,It’s a message.\NLet’s see what it says.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.66,0:01:44.47,Default,,0,0,0,,-Happy?\N-Oh, oh, yes. Oh, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.60,0:01:48.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, then relax.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.37,0:01:54.38,Default,,0,0,0,,I’m trying to.\NOh, Paul...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.58,0:01:58.65,Default,,0,0,0,,What if he comes back?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.68,0:02:00.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Darling, he’s a very good\Nfriend of mine
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.92,0:02:02.58,Default,,0,0,0,,and, besides,\Nhe’s out of town.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.35,0:02:08.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, forget it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.07,0:02:22.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I’ll help you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.75,0:02:40.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Paul. Paul.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.62,0:02:42.72,Default,,0,0,0,,[doorbell rings]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.76,0:02:44.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Who’s that?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.46,0:02:46.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Don’t answer.\NDon’t answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.13,0:02:48.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Don’t be so guilty!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.40,0:02:53.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello, darling.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.50,0:02:55.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Surprise!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.91,0:02:59.87,Default,,0,0,0,,-J-Julie.\N-None other.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.91,0:03:01.91,Default,,0,0,0,,-Julie--\N-Save it.
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.16,0:00:35.33,Default,,0,0,0,,The old Romans used\Nto tell the future
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.36,0:00:37.13,Default,,0,0,0,,by cutting animals open
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.17,0:00:39.63,Default,,0,0,0,,and examining their entrails.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.67,0:00:43.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Due to some objections\Nby anti-vivisectionists,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.34,0:00:45.57,Default,,0,0,0,,we have to omit\Nthe butchering.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.61,0:00:48.24,Default,,0,0,0,,But through the wonders\Nof modern science,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.28,0:00:50.88,Default,,0,0,0,,we are not denied\Na glimpse into the future.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.91,0:00:53.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Besides, it’s much more tidy\Nthis way.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.12,0:00:57.85,Default,,0,0,0,,This is an X-ray\Nof a goat,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.89,0:01:03.69,Default,,0,0,0,,an animal which\Nthe ancients found to be\Nfull of strange portents.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.73,0:01:06.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm, it looks like rain.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.90,0:01:10.07,Default,,0,0,0,,I can see this will also\Ngive one insight\Nabout the past.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.07,0:01:11.60,Default,,0,0,0,,For example,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.63,0:01:16.07,Default,,0,0,0,,I now know what happened\Nto those care keys\NI lost last summer.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.10,0:01:18.64,Default,,0,0,0,,As to the immediate future...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.11,0:01:23.85,Default,,0,0,0,,either this X-ray print\Nwasn’t properly developed,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.88,0:01:28.32,Default,,0,0,0,,or else we are in for\Na very dismal time of it\Nfor the next minute.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.31,0:01:54.48,Default,,0,0,0,,[carnival music]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.31,0:02:33.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, wake up.\NThis is no place to sleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.35,0:02:35.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, wake up.\NYou’ll freeze to death.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.33,0:02:53.17,Default,,0,0,0,,[knocks]\NHey, Milt.\NCome out here, quick.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.64,0:02:58.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, it’s you, Sadini.\NWhat’s the matter?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.11,0:03:01.71,Default,,0,0,0,,-Some kid’s passed out.\N-[Milt] Another drunk?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.74,0:03:04.68,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I think he’s sick.\NTake a look.